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By kazu on Friday, January 30, 2004 - 08:12 pm:

    I got this spam for auto insurance, and the following text was moving across the top, like fox news headlines:

    the golda on the donkey. coy plus whitney equals consuela. I said ' kill me now, You look like a firmer gayle, 'you automatic mohammed. Much like a dear terica the john is extremely thirstiest. Hey baby wanna let me start allows your sena?thi are swallowing the toi. the monitor was fade the inboard lourie?We better go on top of the CD, Don't be so modular Friends don't let friends go decentralize the tricia. sweet sauce, Someone is damaged the sharmaine, Shave the melida, vicki plus jeannine equals abe. Where am the moist karie?in front of the kena?you are a tiny leandro, andre is so appropriate that I am shone the dixie. the ronald was puncturing the expeditious julee?We better go nearby the rosalie, Someday the kermit will be bland. My camellia are broken. Where are the icier skater?in front of the insect?Hey


    Also, if I hit Ctrl-A, there are all these messages:

    Got rico? I wonder if the han was blue.
    the present is riding the alone madalene?We better go behind the elene, classie are deeding the rock hard chara, Someday the caroll will be low. bev is so alkaline that I am resume the kellie. I love you from the bottom of my wrongful jaquelyn.



    this is the wierdest spam I've ever gotten, I don't want to delete it.


By Spider on Friday, January 30, 2004 - 08:33 pm:

    It's also weird how it's full of women's names. Is it like disguised porn or something?


By wisper on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 01:00 am:

    thanks, i thought i was the only one getting that one.

    it's entertaining, i'll give 'em that.


By kazu on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 03:22 pm:

    another one:

    Where are the slack jodi?underneath the mitchel?the deeper marielle hates the lavone. Much like a icy lacy the wesley is extremely special. A thicker winnifred makes baby Jesus cry. Shave the terra, you are a heavy jordan, you mobile thomas.
    Pin the rufus on the donkey.
    Don't be so iterative I wonder if the lissa was sickening. A unsigned delfina makes baby Jesus cry. help, Someone is hyphenates the wilhelmina, the marybelle died becuase the nell was accomplishes the waneta. What if johnna saw a iciest bari that was elapsed a richelle?Much like a lost antione the lucien is extremely ghetto. stop, Someone is toots the roman, I love you from the bottom of my hot nancey. kill me now, sneaky shelba, Where is the wooden gigi?on the shirly?you are a freaky oscar, joslyn is so newer that I am unscrewed the candra. beware, minor

    I'm noticing patterns, like how many things make Baby Jesus Cry.

    and in the white background:

    What if armida saw a darker donnie that was credited a love? What if kisha saw a diagnostic francoise that was misaligned a kanesha? Someday the alida will be symbolic. delsie am retracted the hair. Hey baby wanna let me start separating your keyboard? My barrett is evident.


    This is crazy. Is there a "gee, I hope they pass this spam to their friends" kind of thing or a "maybe they won't report me as spam" thing behind all of this?


By Exploding vagina on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 05:42 pm:

    it might be so that the spam will get through the automatic spam filters?


By TBone on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 06:36 pm:

    Yep. In particular, it's to throw off the learning systems. But it doesn't work on the good ones.
    .
    My spam filter is rock-solid. I've got it learning from a whole bunch of spam traps. Several hundred emails a day.
    .
    But yesterday my server disappeared. My friggin' co-lo provider gave my IP to a router by accident... and for whatever reason, it's taking them a really long time to give it back.


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