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By jack on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 05:48 pm:



    what does "snarf" mean to you?





By ... on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 06:25 pm:

    command line download utility. I used to use it to download whole porno sites. similar software as wget and curl and others. in bbs parlance I think the term was used in the spirit of OWNED, suggesting complete takeover of your soul, or maybe just your ftp server.


By agatha on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 06:50 pm:

    I think of it as eating really fast- ie: inhaling your food.


By Nate on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 07:35 pm:

    the little cat thing on thundercats. the one that took care of lion-o when he was a kid.


By kazu on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 08:19 pm:

    when you laugh and the spaghetti you just tried to swallow comes shooting out your nose.


By Spider on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 - 12:10 am:

    My definition would be along the same line as Kazu's, except without the spaghetti.

    Hmmm, the sound you make when you choke on a laugh.


By sarah on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 - 03:08 am:


    snarf is what you do with jello.


    well, one of the things you do with jello.




By platypus on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 - 03:50 am:

    Snarf is a word I use to express irritation and bitterness without actually saying anything, i.e. "snarf snarf snarf" instead out "why the fuck didn't you take out the garbage."

    It is also something you do when food needs to be eaten quickly, often in a car, with only one hand, e.g. "I snarfed some Indian food on the way here." "Oh, that explains the curry stain." "Damnit."


By ... on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 - 04:15 am:

    > Hmmm, the sound you make when you choke on a laugh.

    That would be a chortle. A guffaw. And then a wheeze. It's all fun and games until a lung lands on the table.

    I think "snarf" is too dorky sounding a word to mean anything serious, which is why it never got far in the "owned" vintage.


By heather on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 - 12:45 pm:

    i think i don't like that word

    not-liking words is rather stupid


    i am so tired, let's not go in to work this week


By semillama on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 - 02:02 pm:


By jack on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 - 02:37 pm:



    it may be stupid but there are plenty of words i dislike.

    i encountered a word i hate about an hour ago: putative






By Nate on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 - 03:26 pm:

    soy el putativo alcahuete.


By Spider on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 - 03:55 pm:

    I don't like the word poignant. It sounds weak.


By TBone on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 - 08:48 pm:

    I concur with Agatha's definition.

    I have a tic that causes me to kick anyone who uses the word "ownzed" in the balls. This includes all spellings including punctuation and numbers. I have no control over this.


By Dr Pepper on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 - 12:54 am:

    Why do I have to see those sexy Trunk such like Snarf, superman, robin, the gay ambigious duo, and some cartoon super hero, are they gay or sumthing?


By Czarina on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 - 02:58 am:

    Chortle, he he.

    I believe snarf does indeed indicate something getting sucked up into the the nasal passages, often while multi tasking, like driving and eating/drinking, and then an unexpected humourous treat comes along.

    In my personal experiences, this usually involves a relative amount of discomfort, which then leads to the chortle and guffawing, usually by the lucky other person who gets to observe the snarfer.


By agatha on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 - 03:12 am:

    Moist is the worst word ever.


By Spider on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 - 03:24 am:

    Worse than panties? I don't know....


By TBone on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 - 12:43 pm:

    moist panties


By Nate on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 - 03:18 pm:

    moist panties are good. i think. depending on what has moistened them.

    but it is always better to slide into an excited cunt, than to feel your cockskin stretch and jitter when you push in. spitting on your nubbins. etc.

    cockskin. not the balls, cocks kin, but the skin.

    though pronounced 'cocks kin', that's a very pleasing work.


By Nate on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 - 03:19 pm:

    snarf on my cockskin.

    would that be good, like a hummer, or bad, like i can't imagine?


By ... on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 - 03:31 pm:

    i always thought poignant, being a weak word, was perfectly suited to its meaning.

    i don't let things like this disrupt my serenity any more, but the way people misuse the word comprise has recently started to annoy me. most common usage is to say "the united states is comprised of 50 states," and that's just wrong. correct usage is "the united states comprises 50 states." it's a collective, in which the elements are assembled within a particular scope, but most people use it as if it's synonymous with "consists of." it's a cool word when it's used right, but it never is.


By droopy on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 - 03:40 pm:

    i prefer "the united states compromises 50 states."


By Nate on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 - 05:07 pm:

    they've been misusing comprise for hundreds of years. i don't think it is a misuse any more. language is dynamic.

    though, i agree that it is a better word when used correctly. your correctly, not mine.


By Antigone on Thursday, December 21, 2006 - 01:54 am:

    sorabji.com comprises cock.


By jack on Thursday, December 21, 2006 - 02:49 am:

    "snarf is what you do with jello."



    i was hoping someone else would have an illuminating comment on this one....but: hunnhh?

    help!

    in terms of jell-o, i think i must be less experienced than some of our panelists. what do people do with jell-o?

    i can think of two things:

    1. put liquor in it
    2. suck it and swallow it, orally and awkwardly (this sometimes involves 1.)

    is that the snarf? a snarf? the snarf? or close?


    or is this one of those...oh, never mind.




By semillama on Thursday, December 21, 2006 - 02:41 pm:

    Jack, that's not a snarf, that's what V does on the majority of his "dates."


By Antigone on Thursday, December 21, 2006 - 07:14 pm:

    I had a date with V once.

    Of course, HE DITCHED ME.


By moont on Thursday, December 21, 2006 - 08:10 pm:

    Snarf - eat fast.

    Jello - I make jelly shots for parties. In fact I need to make some tonight for our annual xmas party (you know last year I fell through a window, so maybe this year I shouldn't make them, but I will).


By Nate on Thursday, December 21, 2006 - 08:47 pm:

    if snarf is eat fast, what is scarf –verb (used with object), verb (used without object) Slang.
    to eat, esp. voraciously (often fol. by down or up): to scarf down junk food ?


By Nate on Thursday, December 21, 2006 - 08:48 pm:

    snarf (snärf) Pronunciation Key
    tr.v. snarfed, snarf·ing, snarfs Slang
    To eat or drink rapidly or eagerly; devour: snarfed down some cookies.


By moonit on Thursday, December 21, 2006 - 09:06 pm:

    scarf/snarf - same thing. In relation to food I think the dog snarfs and I scarf.


By droopy on Thursday, December 21, 2006 - 10:23 pm:

    a word i learned today while reading a book called "on bullshit":

    procrustean.

    at first, i took it to mean "in favor of aquatic arthropods".

    but no. that would be "pro-crustacean".

    according to the oxford english dictionary, it means: adj. (esp. of a framework or system) enforcing uniformity or conformity without to regard to natural variation or individuality: *a fixed procrustean rule*

    the etymology -

    procustes: *greek mythology* a robber who forced travelers to lie in a bed and made them fit it by stretching their limbs or cutting off the appropriate length of leg. theseus killed him in like manner.

    procrustean.
    use it with your boss;
    use it with your parents;
    use it today.


By Nate on Friday, December 22, 2006 - 12:28 am:

    oddly enough, the lead on my last project used that word and i had to go look it up.

    i don't recall the context. only the greek myth guy.


By Spider on Friday, December 22, 2006 - 01:40 am:

    What do they call the phenomenon that involves never having seen a word used, and then you see it once, and then suddenly you see it everywhere?


    Droopy, I saw "Party of One: A Loner's Manifesto" in a bookstore today and thought of you.


    Snarf is onomatopoeic.


By Spider on Friday, December 22, 2006 - 06:00 pm:

    Another word that I dislike: lubricious.

    It's uncomfortably onomatopoeic.


By jaq on Saturday, May 9, 2009 - 01:35 pm:

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    By Dr Pepper on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 - 12:54 am:
    Why do I have to see those sexy Trunk such like Snarf, superman, robin, the gay ambigious duo, and some cartoon super hero, are they gay or sumthing?





    what?


By Dr Pepper on Saturday, May 9, 2009 - 02:13 pm:

    What?


By jaq on Saturday, May 9, 2009 - 02:36 pm:



    Why do you have to see those sexy Trunk

    such like Snarf, superman, robin, the gay ambigious duo, and some cartoon super hero,

    are they gay or something?


By Dr Pepper on Sunday, May 10, 2009 - 11:38 am:

    jack, you don't know what a trunk is?


By Spider on Sunday, May 10, 2009 - 02:09 pm:

    Dr. Pepper, do you mean a large box for storage purposes, or the singular of "a pair of trunks," as in, short pants men use as swimming garments?


By Dr Pepper on Sunday, May 10, 2009 - 03:22 pm:

    You got that right spider, it is like a swim wear garments.When I was young child, I never liked Superman or Batman cause it makes me think that these guys are gay.


By jaq on Sunday, May 10, 2009 - 10:46 pm:



    thanks, dr pepper. that makes a bit more sense. but what is the "snarf" part? what does "snarf" mean to you?


By jaq on Sunday, May 10, 2009 - 10:53 pm:



    "In relation to food I think the dog snarfs and I scarf. "


    love that distinction



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    By Spider on Friday, December 22, 2006 - 01:40 am:
    What do they call the phenomenon that involves never having seen a word used, and then you see it once, and then suddenly you see it everywhere?


    selective attention?




By Dr Pepper on Sunday, May 10, 2009 - 11:46 pm:

    Jack, ever heard of "Dictionary"? I learned the word "trunk" when I was in 3rd grade. But had a bad memory,cause a girl in my classroom are demeanding person.


By Dr Pepper on Sunday, May 10, 2009 - 11:52 pm:

    Jack.
    oh, hmm, let's look up in the dictionary and see what the word "Snarf " means to us, but remember, you are the one who started "Snarf" in the first place, not us.
    Ok, "snarf" mean but can be a few meaning, one is : "grab", and the other is referring to a cartoon with a cat looks like with a aged whisker.


By droopy on Sunday, May 10, 2009 - 11:56 pm:

    i googlefied the word "snarf" and found that there at least two cartoon characters by that name. cartoon characters appear on swimming trunks or underwear, usually for children. maybe that's what dr. pepper was talking about.

    i don't remember making that post about the word "procrustean". i have never used it, intentionally or unintentially, in conversation. but i think i would use the word "procrustacean".

    i have used the word "snorfling" on these boards in reference to my boss's dog. it caused confusion for v.

    for some reason, the word "bimbo" has popped into my head. not in reference to a female, but in reference to the mexican bread company.


By moonit on Monday, May 11, 2009 - 12:41 am:

    airhead.



    i like the word association game.


By Dr Pepper on Monday, May 11, 2009 - 01:26 am:

    droopy, bimbo is referring a "hooker", and yes, you are right, there is Bimbo bakery, such like a bread, we have tried the bread, it is not bad.
    droopy, jack does not understand my question referring to the term words: "trunk". I mean why do super heroes like superman and batman wore trunk, does it show symbol of being sexy or gay?


By Dr Pepper on Monday, May 11, 2009 - 01:31 am:

    Remember Wonderwoman? she looks hot in her supersuit, I had a crush on her..... She is my heroine!


By droopy on Monday, May 11, 2009 - 12:24 pm:

    so by "trunk" you mean trunk underwear - what i call boxer-briefs. which is what superheroes look like they're wearing on the outside of their super suits.

    wonder woman the comic or the tv show? i rememeber that show ran right at the cusp of my puberty and didn't go unnoticed by me. i think you and i are about the same age.

    you are my valium, dr. pepper.


By Dr Pepper on Monday, May 11, 2009 - 12:50 pm:

    droopy, the T.V. show, she was a hot one.


By Danielssss on Monday, May 11, 2009 - 04:50 pm:

    tropicana snarfling


By jaq on Monday, May 11, 2009 - 09:19 pm:

    Jack, ever heard of "Dictionary"? I learned the word "trunk" when I was in 3rd grade. But had a bad memory,cause a girl in my classroom are demeanding person.



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    By Dr Pepper on Sunday, May 10, 2009 - 11:52 pm:
    Jack.
    oh, hmm, let's look up in the dictionary and see what the word "Snarf " means to us, but remember, you are the one who started "Snarf" in the first place, not us.
    Ok, "snarf" mean but can be a few meaning, one is : "grab", and the other is referring to a cartoon with a cat looks like with a aged whisker.

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    droopy, jack does not understand my question referring to the term words: "trunk". I mean why do super heroes like superman and batman wore trunk, does it show symbol of being sexy or gay?
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    thanks, dr pepper.

    1. yes, jaq knows of "dictionary" but no "dictionary" jaq has referenced connects "snarf" with "trunk" "sexy" "gay" etc.
    jaq needs the "dr pepper dictionary" but jaq doesn't know where to find it except by posting here.
    thanks for your patience with our earthling queries.

    2. sorry about the demanding girl

    3. yes, jaq started this thread. thanks for the reminder. you really put jaq in his place with that comment! jaq apologizes! jaq tried to fool you by posting again LATER IN THE THREAD, hoping you would all forget that jaq started this thread! you are too clever for jaq, dr p! props. you win again!

    4. you seem to be equating "sexy" with "gay" -- not sure where you're going with that one. but it makes sense in light of the sleepaway camp and transvestite issues. cheerio!

    5. jaq now understands that dr pepper questions the sexual preference of cartoon characters. that is illuminating.
    jaq's question remains unanswered: what does this have to do with "snarf", which is the subject of the thread?

    5a. "nothing" would be an acceptable answer. jaq is just asking, cheesequake.




By patrick on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 - 01:11 pm:

    its really quite epic.


By Dr Pepper on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 - 01:43 pm:

    jack, you posted this:
    By jack on Monday, December 18, 2006 - 05:48 pm:



    what does "snarf" mean to you?


By heather on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 - 06:42 pm:

    i thought he meant trunk of the body, like torso.

    it's not a bad question, why do they wear them? certainly not very protective or a place to hide helpful gadgets.

    and it's not as if they chose their outfits, maybe you should be questioning joe shuster and 1930's american culture, or something else.


By jaq on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 - 10:06 pm:



    ohhhhhhh-kay, so, dr pepper: your answer to the question "what does 'snarf' mean to you" is


    "Why do I have to see those sexy Trunk such like Snarf, superman, robin, the gay ambigious duo, and some cartoon super hero, are they gay or sumthing? "?

    so a cartoon with cat and aged whisker is named snarf and wearing trunk like gay superman. jaq perhaps understands now. that "snarf" is not in any dictionary jaq can access.

    jaq also thought "trunk" meant "torso."

    etc.


    as you were



By jaq on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 - 10:08 pm:



    jaq mean: gay cartoon cat, right? sexy cartoon gay cat with aged whisker. you can tell sexy and gay by trunk.


By waffleboy on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 - 10:34 pm:

    see i was thinking tree trunk. or that of an elephant. not unlike what i hold in my trunks.



    oHH!


By Dr Pepper on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 - 02:31 am:

    jack, I had rather go out a date with wonderwoman, and why don't you go "snarf" yourself a hot date! Does this makes sense to you?


By Dr Pepper on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 - 02:38 am:

    and one more thing, why did it takes you almost three year to bring it up with my question?


By jaq on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 - 09:27 pm:



    hi dr pepper.

    sorry about the three year delay. it was partly because i was busy fucking wonderwoman. that kept me busy. i'll tell you the rest in 2012.

    cheers!




By Dr Pepper on Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 12:19 am:

    You needs serious help.


By heather on Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 03:02 am:

    damn!

    i almost called you but it's probably past 2am and i don't have anything to say but goodnight anyway.

    goodnight.


By Danielssss on Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 05:28 pm:

    epic snarf


By jaq on Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 08:45 pm:



    jaq need serious help.

    who want to help jaq?

    dr pepper?

    heather?

    anyone?


By Spider on Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 08:48 pm:

    Dude. Get a load of this:


    By Spider on Friday, December 22, 2006 - 01:40 am:
    What do they call the phenomenon that involves never having seen a word used, and then you see it once, and then suddenly you see it everywhere?


    BEHOLD.

    He cast around for a straw of Procrustean procrastination.

    --Nabokov, Ada, or Ardor, p. 487


    I swear, I had never seen that word used until this thread, and suddenly I'm seeing it everywhere.


    THANK YOU DROOPY


By moonit on Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 11:19 pm:

    I get it. The Pepper is a lolcat.


By Dr Pepper on Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 11:36 pm:

    jaq, zoloft totally sucks! I saw the picture of Mark Thomas bathroom cabinet where it store stuff,I bet he's been on and off depression? cause there is a few prescription bootle that is 14 years old, who would want those outdated medicine? not me.


By jaq on Friday, May 15, 2009 - 07:49 am:

    i can haz zolofts?


By Dr Pepper on Friday, May 15, 2009 - 12:00 pm:

    Yes, you know what I was talking about. Zoloft totally sucks! That is why I often see him acting a paranoid in person.


By heather on Friday, May 15, 2009 - 12:55 pm:

    who? you hang out with mt, dr p?


    i found zoloft very useful for a while.


By Dougie on Friday, May 15, 2009 - 04:13 pm:

    I'm finding Cymbalta very useful.


By Dr Pepper on Friday, May 15, 2009 - 10:16 pm:

    I prefer lexapro,that is about it.


By jaq on Friday, May 15, 2009 - 11:01 pm:



    i prefer handguns



By Dr Pepper on Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 12:19 am:

    Not in N.Y.C., you can't.


By jaq on Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 12:45 am:



    you can't what?

    yes, you can.


By jaq on Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 12:47 am:

    who cares about N.Y.C., anyway, dr pepper?


By Dr Pepper on Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 01:29 am:

    jack, it is time for medicine.


By heather on Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 05:26 am:

    or guns

    or guns and pharma

    or sleep


By jaq on Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 12:50 pm:



    dr pepper!

    are you authorized to legally prescribe soft drinks in the state of texas?


By droopy on Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 02:37 pm:

    there was a period of time when they were trying always trying to give me anti-depressants of some sort. none worked. finally i just decided to accept the fact that i'll always be fucked up and just live with it.

    i'll try not to get depressed now that my age is starting to show more. my hair is finally beginning to thin. i need reading glasses, though the weakest strength. while reading "at swim-two-birds", a book that can be hard to follow, i kept a piece of notebook paper as a bookmark; when i stopped reading, i immediately wrote down what i had just read because sometimes i wouldn't remember otherwise.


By Dr Pepper on Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 03:03 pm:

    jack, you don't need a prescription to buy a dr pepper in texas. just go in store or go to any vending machine and get yourself one. for heavy dose, buy a 2 liter dr pepper. that what dr just ordered!


By heather on Monday, May 18, 2009 - 08:26 pm:

    i followed dr's thought to the cabinet picture, and then to the reynold's wrap coupon. i am pretty stunned. contextual comprehension is lacking when people reach the internet.


By Dr Pepper on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 - 12:40 am:

    I am not sure what is on mark thomas' mind, I am sure he have intellicual words on his mind in which i cannot explain this. I have no fucking ideas on how he give these words to descibe everything what is on his mind.


By droopy on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 - 01:24 am:

    snarf


By Spider on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 - 08:54 am:

    Droopy, I love that you are reading "At Swim-Two-Birds."

    That is all.


By droopy on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 - 10:31 am:

    i finished "a s-t-b". i liked it. it really picks up at the end. i read somewhere that someone, i think an irish someone, wants to make a movie version. i can see that.

    i bought the complete novels of flann o'brien, but this morning i started "middlesex", the "coming-of-age story of a hermaphrodite". a friend passed it along to me; it was her book club selection. she'd tried to find it in the fort worth library, but they didn't have it; so they told her to go up to burleson (north on the highway to the next county) to get a copy. when she got there, they told her she had to take all three copies the library had. no explanation why. so i got one.

    both of these books - "a s-t-b" and "middlesex" - are compared to "tristram shandy" on their jackets. i guess i'll have to read that one day.

    yesterday while putting limp celery sticks into a bowl of water to re-crisp them, i spontaneously used the word "osmose". turns out it's an actual word - the verb form of osmosis. bet you won't suddenly start hearing that everywhere.


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