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my friend has one shirt that says "fuck you you fuckin fuck" and another shirt i saw recently said "dead girls don't say no". that last one is border line insane and thats kinds what i like about it. visit women's restrooms alot sem? |
Lucky for you, murder is illegal. It was right next to one that said: Bad Toys are not just for Boys |
I bet you'd enjoy a keychain that says "24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence?" Or one of those packs of Iraqi regime playing cards. |
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Now. Who the fuck was Bob? Further, what was up with all the dollar signs? I instantly thought of Sem and his church of pranksters but that was quickly extinguished when she opened her mouth and let out the biggest hillybilly "Janet, David git over here now!!!!!" to her equally obese kids, approximately10-12 years of age. I knew then she wasnt refering to THAT Bob. Id love some mudflaps for the Honda that say "Back Off Jack Off" with a picture of Yosemite Sam pointing his double barrel. |
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