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"What's this? It's huge? MP3?" "Yes, I'm sending you a really pretty sarah mclachlan song. So you're coming home for halloween right?" "I'd like to think so, but I know what the truth will be. Besides, you'll have your hands full with all your work buddies, I'm sure." "But you have to! It's not the same if you aren't there! I don't know what I am doing for halloween. My costume is going to be boring. Just an elf..." "Yesterday I was wandering aimlessly around one of Des Moines malls. They have a "U-Frame It" type place. I wanted to go in there and see you and brian working an empty store. I wanted that so bad. That probably doesn't make any sense, does it? Life is unhappy today". "<sigh> yeah. I need to get lots of money, and go to school for what paco is doing." "I just want some friends again". |
Gallows fodder: i don't know. oh, you need to seal the wood with polyurethane first and then spray it with adhesive before and after you put the stuff on there and then coat it with sealant or some shit like that. RxxxCxxx: 'or some shit like that"... that is some mouth you have! Gallows fodder: dude, i was kidding! *** RxxxCxxx: i fucking hate computers Gallows fodder: ok Gallows fodder: [] Gallows fodder: hee hee! RxxxCxxx: [] Gallows fodder: [] Gallows fodder: did you get that, or did it just look like :~( RxxxCxxx: uhh.. Gallows fodder: what? Gallows fodder: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Gallows fodder: :O) RxxxCxxx: I AM AIN IDIOT Gallows fodder: oh, man! I didn't mean to send the bear smiley! RxxxCxxx: dude.. RxxxCxxx: no. Gallows fodder: did you do something horrible to your CD-R? Gallows fodder: no what? RxxxCxxx: i don't know!! RxxxCxxx: i'm ready to SMASH Gallows fodder: your hardware? RxxxCxxx: CUT YOUR FACE RxxxCxxx: I GO NOW Gallows fodder: me??? RxxxCxxx: TALK TO YOU LATER Gallows fodder: ok RxxxCxxx: BYE BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Gallows fodder: bye ******* I love him. |
my cat is sexually attracted to my guitar. |
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sorry, spider. i was very hungover when i wrote that. all i remembered was the last sentence. the cat's name is mattie. some call her mattie bea. she's named after a great-great aunt of mine, the last of our pioneer stock. i keep my cheap little ibanez strat copy next to my bed, so it's within easy reach in the morning or late at night. i play it while i'm on my back with the guitar across my abdomen at around the base of the sternum. the cat, not liking the idea of my fingers engaged in activities that don't involve petting or opening food tins, likes to climb onto the neck of the guitar and swat at my fingers. when i take them away, she nibbles at the strings. now she's discovered that if she lays across the fret board longways - so both sets of legs are straddling it - and i strum the muffled strings, the vibrations give her...special feelings. looking back on me laying in bed pleasuring a cat in that way seems sick. |
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I am so fucking caffinated right now I feel sick, I also want to run (I hate running.) Need to mellow out, need to smoke a cig, relax, listen to some good music. Going to play some D&D tonight at a friends house, they have this Placastamas(Spelling) that is friggin HUGE, the thing is like a food long and could suck down a golf ball like it was nothing. Biggest damn sucker fish I've ever seen. They had it for a day before the damn thing cleaned the entire damn tank. |
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denny's in gresham. the first time i ever entered one of those places. "jay got poison ivy from masturbating with his cat" ahem. "he kept on saying 'lucking loll!' and jumped on his mototcycle...and at one point his guitar became a sword." |
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im pretty sure Hal wasnt messing with J silly people |
Damn, I've got no one behind me... |