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So, to recap: She left a message last night and I call her tonight, apparently she's been real busy with something that I couldn't make out on the answering machine. She is studying to be a RN after all. I just want to know what's up. Like am I gonna take her to the Breeders or not Thursday? |
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don't call people on friday |
is there something taboo in calling people on fridays, outside of your head? |
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Actually, that's not that long away really. Be afraid, Sem. |
The tounge thing I think I have mastered. Or at least at a journeyman level. She never seemed to be unsatisfied. Once she tried to fake it. I knew immediatly. She was embarrassed. She never tried it again. Either that or she got better at acting. LS |
"Hi!" "Hi!...uh, who is this?" "It's Andy." "Oh! Hi, how are you?' "alright, how are you doing?" "Oh, Ok. Uh, sorry i didn't call you back, I didn't get your messages until sunday and I was out all weekend." "That's alright, I understand." "Uh (Pause)....so, how was South Carolina?" "It was good. I stayed a couple extra days, and it rained those days, but it was still good. I'd rather be out digging in South Carolina than sitting in the office in Ohio, you know?" "Uh........Yeah. Um, Listen, I'm cooking dinner right now, could I call you back in a few?" "Oh! sure, no problem. Talk to you soon!" "'Bye." Four hours pass. I think I get the picture. |
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Next? |
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the time. At least to me, anyway. |
sorry, man. |
"aloof" is bullshit, it means you're still conferring all this power to the woman and just pretending not to care. takes up even more mental energy. dave has agatha not because he was aloof but because he, by pure luck, happened onto one of those crazy women who finds something special in the mangy dogs, butt-ugly devil cats, and daves of this world. |
dave is a diamond in the rough. |
you invest too much too quickly, only to get bummed and "kicked to the curb" by someone you went on 1-2 dates with. sorry dude, i know the feeling. |
i don't mean aloof like pretending you don't notice someone even though you did notice. that's what i do, but i don't recommend it for sem. i mean aloof like maintaining a level of detachment until things look more promising. maybe aloof is the wrong word. go ahead and use whatever stupid, goddam, motherfucking, shiteating word feels right. the concept is sound, clearly whats-her-face does it and she's probably gettin' banged every other night. there's nothing wrong with that. the ones who are fucked up are those who would completely hand over their ego to the first cutie who shows interest. |
sadly, i'm not kidding and i didn't mean to rub anything in, sem. i was just replying to pamela regarding this girl being honest with you. |
is frustrating in that I never meet anyone who listens to a lot of the same weird music and reads the same comic books), but jus tthe situation in general. Is it wrong to feel I should be able to date someone for longer than a month or two? It's just really wearying. |
dave is still wrong. |
honestly, sem. your hunt for red october doesn't appear to be any fun anymore. there are a million things you could get into that would actually be FUN. you remember FUN, right? |
i know tons of girls who listen to freaky music and probably have bigger comic collections than you. that may be an exagerration, but most of the girls i know dig shit like that. |
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granted you live Ohio and maybe thats my point. I see you're roughly a 6 hour drive from Philly, DC, Detroit and Chicago and more. |
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Maybe we just drove slowly. |
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the midwest. That's why you call it the FLYOVER. It's the only way to cross it without going insane. For example, Michigan doesn't look that big, but to get from the area north of Toledo to the bit that sticks out into Lake Superior takes an average of 11 hours to drive. I guess Ohio is technically the lower midwest. It may be that for some reason I just can't meet the type of girls Patrick knows. I also know that in the past, all the cool girls like that I've met have been in relationships. Seriously, all of them. |
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sem, don't go to LA. if you wanna get out of the midwest, to find a girl or for whatever reason, you really ought to come down here. this place ooozes your type. |
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It sucked. I guess it took somewhere around 8 hours with a stop for lunch along the way. LS |
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maybe we could do an "intervention" with sem and a hooker. "well, i'll be rather pissed off if sem get's some pussy before i make it up north" are you asking him to save himself for you? or are you looking forward to the opportunity to somehow facilitate sex for him? thats a weird fucking statement man. |
http://hr.dop.wa.gov/statejobs/bulletins/CURRENT/61151ocr.htm you could most definitely get laid in olympia. there is no doubt in my mind. |
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sem, if you get yourself laid, i'll *start* drinking again. i mean it. i'm totally serious. |
come on you people sem is so much better than that getting laid is for frat boys |
and probably pretty safe in their bets. I am also not about to put my pecker in contact with either hookers or canines. or canine hookers. Although I might consider a well groomed werewolf. |
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Why yes, I think it does. YIPPIE! |
or whatever, for me, is the bitternes I feel everytime I see a couple walking down the street or huddling together on a bunch or anything like that. I hate the feeling of alienation. Getting the brush always brings it out to the fore. It seems like when I finally get numb to all that, along comes fate and i get involved with someone, who strings me along long enough so i'll feel rotten afterwards every time i see that damned couple. I am goign to make an absolutely wonderful evil old man that all the kids are scared of. |
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It's all work related though. I would go more places and do more things if a: i had time and b: i could afford it. I've been taking advantage of being single for my entire life. I'd really like to see what the disadvantages of not being single are first hand. |
welllllll............it doesnt HAVE to be that way "I've been taking advantage of being single for my entire life" what?????? |
me in an email (responding to one I had sent expressing my disappointment that things didn't work out and that talking to people instead of not calling them back works bettera) that in fact, she had just broken off a 7 1/2 year relationship, and that while I was away in SC, she had tried to start it up again with bad results. I should have guessed it myself! She was on the rebound, just like EVERY OTHER WOMAN I HAVE EVER DATED. Apparently, I am only attractive to women who are looking to forget someone else for a little bit. Then I get cast aside when they're done. Not that I am bitter. |
DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
You can take some paltry comfort that at least you aren't in that situation. At least. Right? |
I'm sick, but off to work I go, like a good little dwarf? hi-ho hi-ho. I knew that was going to fit in somewhere. I think these drugs the chemist gave me are helping? Or prehaps not. |
then she left him for brad's best friend's older brother, whom she married. they had a kid. then the older brother discovered cocaine and became addicted and lost his job. so she left him and married the younger brother, brad's best friend. all of this made brad weird. he started decorating the house that was no longer where he was going live happily in wedded bliss with neon signs, beer labels, mannequins, anything. i and another guy lived there with him for a while and we lived like slobs. brad never didn't date much. when he did, they never went well. brad and i were in a crappy little band - he was the drummer, i played bass. one night the guitarist's girlfriend - jen - brought a friend over to watch us practice. the friend's name was rhonda; she was a college student; she was cute. rhonda told the jen that she thought "that brad is cute. i wouldn't mind going out with him." so jen called brad and she set up a date for them on sunday. he was amazed. saturday we had a gig at a bar. rhonda was there. we started talking and she was very friendly and animated, almost too friendly and animated. then somebody called me mike, which is my real name, and she looked startled. she said, "i thought you were brad!" i said no, that's the drummer. then i said, "you're not gonna break my drummer's heart, are you?" the next day rhonda broke the date with brad without giving a reason. brad asked jen what went wrong. jen said "she's on the rebound from this really long relationship and..." i never saw rhonda again. a year later i learned she had cancer. i think she died. |
She wasn't returning calls, you doofus. I'm not letting myself get walked over like that again. So, if you date me and then decide to break it off by not calling me, thinking I'll fade into the woodwork, well, no. I will be heard. |
I just see that as unecessary. Realistically speaking, you only went out twice, right? I'm not sure she owes you any kind of explanation if she doesnt want to give one. Not returning a phone call, while not the most polite thing to do, should tell you all you need to know to move on. |
You're honest. This is a great quality. So many people are arrogant, hyper-vigilant, hard-hearted bastards. You, on the other hand, are very open-hearted, straight-forward, and guileless. You become interested in a girl and you get excited about her. You don't hide this -- you let her know! But, at the same time, you don't leave yourselves many defenses. You open yourself up to a lot of pain. This in itself, in one sense, is very admirable -- you let yourself feel and you keep from becoming some withered old man who's all gross and cynical. But....it's kind of naive, too, and you end up hurting unnecessarily. Now, I'm probably the last person who should be talking about this kind of thing, seeing as I'm as inexperienced and sensitive and messed up as I am myself. But you have to trust me on this...take it from me as a girl. You wouldn't be playing games, you would have defenses. It's just being smart. Look, I haven't experienced this in the romantic realm, but I have in other areas: when you're really excited about something, and someone lets on that they're excited about it too, but then it turns out that they're not excited and worse -- they think you're an idiot for being excited, yourself. That really hurts. It's even worse when the excitement is about something really personal. You have to learn to control how excited you appear. You can still *be* that excited -- just calm down in outward appearance. And I think the worst thing that could happen would be for you to lose your excitment/honesty altogether. That would be a tragedy. That's a really endearing quality. The thing is, though, you can't share that with *everyone.* Brace yourself, but there's a pertinent Bible verse about this: "Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces." A lot of people can't appreciate the value of open-heartedness. I think you should learn to share that quality only with people who are worthy and who won't trample your feelings under their feet. Of course, this is only my humble opinion, and you are free to ignore it completely, as I don't know you in real life and could very well be talking out of my hat. |
I can identify as well, because what has happened to you, has happened to me. Im too passionate and honest and i got kicked to the curb for being too forward, too assumptive and too open about how i felt. |
Be open and honest. Be enthusiastic and show it. If you don't cast your pearls before swine, then the right missy won't get a perl necklace. Yeah, that was a nasty pun, but you know what I mean! I've always been completely open with how I feel about someone, even when it's been difficult for them to hear, even when it's been difficult for me to say. There are women out there who want a man who is honest with his feelings. Shit, you hear them talk about it all the time! You can present them with one. And I can get biblical too: this seperates the sheep from the goats. The ones who actually want honesty and can handle it will hang around you. But, you still have to protect yourself. To be honest, you do have to expose your vulnerable side. To avoid getting hurt, though, don't close yourself off. Be nimble, emotionally. Dodge the disappointments. Learn to anticipate them and expect them, not cynically, but as a part of human nature. And, if rejection does get you down, feel it through and move on. My own recent experience has really borne this attitude out. You can find happiness this way. It's difficult, but it can be done. Don't give up. |
no need to blow your load in vain. (in keeping with antigone's theme) |
i just wrote a big stupid thing and deleted it. i say that so you don't think i'm some monosyllabic loser. word. |
digs up bones...but never buries one |
Right. Antigone, I'm not saying he should play hard to get or pretend he's not interested in the girl. That would be deceptive. I'm saying just be more reserved and graceful. *And* I don't even mean reserved in a temperament kind of way. I've met Sem - he's quiet. It would be hard for him to be more reserved, probably. I'm talking about what you reveal and what you keep back. Keep more back, at least at first, at least until you have a pretty good idea of where things are going. And, I mean this for Sem's sake. I mean this as a way to protect himself from getting trampled on all the time. I don't mean this as a strategy to get the girl. That's stupid, anyway, because all girls are different. So, I'm not talking about doing this in order to look better to her. I'm talking about doing this for his own sake. You know? |
The grass isn't always greener on the other side. Sem,you need to go places,where you'll find the kinds of girls that are interested in the stuff that interests you. It doesn't have to be places that cost money.It could be the local planatarium,or art museum,or take some off the wall class,in Niarobe Dancing,or roller-blading,join some kind of club that interests you, THERE are women out there,who would be right for you,you just have to get to the right places,to meet them. |
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Patrick, I went out with her more than twice, but several times. And she was indiciating to me that she was quite interested in me, as she was making the first moves. But to hell with her. There's a subgenius quote for that: "Fuck' 'em if they can't take a joke." And you should like this: I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the sort of person I'm preaching to. Anyone, on to the next one: a nerve lady offered to buy me a drink if we ever meet today. I was having weird problems responding, so we'll see if she got my response. |
when a chick gets laid, all these hormones flood her body that bonds her to you. |
goal when I got back from South Carolina, actually. |
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yeah, just stick it in when she's not looking. |
interested in me. She has or had dreads and a big smile. and likes singing in the guitar and art. She's also cuter than the other girl. Perhaps fate ain't so fickle after all? |
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Your house isn't very good for finding chicks. LS |
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and sometimes yellow |
eeeeewwwwww. Dirty. in other non-Sem related news, the guy at the party supply store hit on me today. I love cheap-ass party supply stores, but cheap-ass party supply store guys? He looked like Jack Black but my height and scruffier. So it wasn't so bad. On Halloween Axl Rose hit on me, so I had someone take a pic of me and him, and i am laughing like hell in it. "My life is now complete", i said. While he was not the only Axl in that bar that night, he was the most convincing. i don't know wy i'm telling you this, except to realize that i get hit on exactly twice a year. And it's always hillarious. Sem, just give up. That's when they come running, trust me. |
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they outlawed that chick dying after peta checked out that action. no chick dying allowed! |
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FeeFee, Flyer and Lady. I made health certificates for each one of them: Beak: good Wing: good Tail: good etc.I still have their health certificates in my scrap book. I loved my chickens.A neighbors dog killed them. |
death: homicide perp: canine taste: like chicken |
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hmmm. i wonder. |
As Sorabji's token dreadhead I feel obliged to dispel a myth--- it's true that when you grow dreads you're deliberately damaging your hair (especially if you're a straight-haired white guy like me) and the only recourse when you want to lose 'em is to shave your head... And of course, when you weigh as much as me you end up looking like Curly Howard or Uncle Fester or Brando in "Apocalypse Now"---not real dignified---so I'm not in a hurry to make that step... But the notion that you aren't supposed to wash your hair is a myth. Conversely, dreads are a very low-maintenance 'do---you can get away with skipping the occasional shampoo-job. |
you expect a hippies feet to be dirty just like you expect a man' dreads to be bug infested and dank. |
tomorrow. More as it comes in . |
Last time I looked I think I picked all the lost hikers outta my hair. I've given up on the notion of dating/sex/relationships/etc....I've substituted all that for Psychological Warfare. Not here, tho----you people scare me.... |
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I have a date tonight. |
but so sweet while to her web you are led then, once there, with a bite she'll administer her venom - and then, poor soul, you are dead. |
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bah. |
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I'm not really sad and lonely, I'm actually happy and busy, but I crave new people. come and listen to the stories I've told everyone else a million times and I'll introduce you to my sixth grade teacher. come! come to Canada! |
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they say the taste buds are the first to go. |
White Castle sux! |
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if i want a fastfood burger...i want it sloppy, greasy and for that Id have to vote for Jay's Jayburgers or Tommy's. Both local. Both loaded with onions, chili, cheese, relish, fried egg. I usually get mine without the egg but make it a double. They will rip a hole in your bowels the next day and if you get it to go, they'll stink up your car for days. They don't serve this burgers with a side of fries. You get a side of pepperocini. As far as chains go.....Id probably opt for Wendys. |
wendy's is rank shit, man. |
Tommy's also has great for Gyros. Haven't had those in years. |
it's not better. it's just good. fries and a taco. yum LS |
That's 300%... |
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I,along with a multitude of friends,have committed multiple sins on their premises,and we can still go there. I would fight for a Jack Taco with extra sauce.[I hide them from my spawn](and I'm not sorry,only mad if they find them) They just got a Krystals here.I brought my spawn,they hated them.Kept gripping. I told them......"I didn't say they were tasty,I said they were cute". "I didn't say they were filling,I said they were cute." Brown Recluse live here,and get lots of people.They scare me.I had a black widow in my kitchen window last year.It scared me.But I like the part about the female eating the male after breeding,and think that should be incorporated into other societies. |
but in n out is still better than fucking wendy's. mcdonalds. harveys. burger king. carls jr. big kahuna burger. juicy burger. del taco burgers. etc |
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I had a nice date last night. We may go out again this weekend. She's an artist and currently a secretary in OSU's History Department. She still has dreadlocks, which are nice. She has a big smile and likes all sorts of music and oddball movies, like Heavy Metal Parking Lot. She plays cello and piano and wants to learn guitar. She gave my elbow a squeeze as we parted. I'm listening to the Isley Brothers. |
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with wendys you could actualy disassemble your burger and all the parts would look like they are supposed to. Wendys are a bit more honest than some of the others i think. Carl's, BK, and Jack in the Box are on my black list. Don't eat those places. Del Taco only sees me when its 3 am,im tired and/or drunk and just need food. |
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BK and Carls not too good, del taco fries are the only thing I like there, |
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that is why it is called JUNK FOOD. What other useful purpose (i tried spelling that three times and it still looks wrong) could they serve? What do you think cheeto's are? hot dogs? bologna? Besides, how do you KNOW that what they are telling you is beef in oneof those hole in the wall mexican reseraunts in LA really is BEEF? |
"hole in the wall mexican restaurants" I love it...i havent heard that phrase since i lived back east and the only thing known about mexicans is that they live in shabby crap apartments, are illegal and are day laborers. "them damn mexicans...." usually followed the "hole in the wall..." bit. How do i know what ANY restaurant, mexican, korean, japanese or american is serving me what they claim to be serving me trace? what kind of dumbass question is that. |
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sem, i couldn't wait for you. i drank one glass of wine this weekend. oh, and one vodka martini. oh yeah, and two brandy alexanders. good luck anyway. and remember, you still have dave. |
never mind joking around with you |
as depicted on WAYD, i am tired and a bit grouchy. |
I bet you knew that was coming. ps...Jack in the Box should die. No really, Jack should crawl back into his box and wither up and die. just die, please. |
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No, I really do. |
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no really, i do. i've been saying "fucktard" and "fuckstick" for some time now. |
No really, thank you. I call one of my friends Bonktard. But I like smacks. |
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shove it up your holes |
"PATSTICK"? wtf is THAT trace? on an unrelated note, not worth starting a thread over... did anyone else see the huge and i mean HUGE ring around the moon last night? I had never seen such a sight. I dont know what causes rings around moons, I suspect it has something to do with light refracting off a mid to low thin cloud layer or something...so maybe it was localized in LA. I noticed it when around 10, i went on my balcony to smoke and noticed it seemed quite bright out for 10pm. Instinctively I looked around to see if they were filming nearby then looked up and saw the moon. I wished I was in a forest somewhere, unpolluted by light, as it was SO bright there would be shawdows. Ever been in a wooded area when its like that? So damn neat. |
i dunno.... |
that is a localized phonom, it has something to do with humidity and clouds.... |
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NICE? NICE? Catshit, i would not be able to recognize NICE from you |
there is an old wives tale that says bad weather is coming when there's a ring around the moon. according to our weather forcast..it will be clear and sunny, highs in the high 70s, lows in the 50s for the next week. yeah.....BAD BAD BAD BAD weather |
I wished I wasn't watching it alone. |
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I can't even remember the last time I saw a full moon. Gonna look for one, then I will bay at it and see what the neighbors say. |
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are terrifying, so much like meat, you really have to wonder. I used to live on their hot-dogs. But now that they've adopted those goddamn trendy "crispy fries" i haven't been to one in a year. I hate those fucking crispy fries. They used to be okay, when they were a Taco Bell signature, and come covered in cheese and sour cream. But now everyone has them. They're wrong without cheese and sour cream and tomatoes and "beans instead of beef!!!" even though the drive-thru bitch never gets it right. Then i get to be the hippy bitch. Walk in, slap the Fries Supreme box on the counter: "Beans." "huh?" "i said BEANS" "...huh?" "does this look like beans?" "...uh,no?" "Yeah. Beans. Please." "oh...uhm...we're out of beans." Oh! well, okay then. How silly of me. I've been told that the Taco Bell menu differs greatly up here. I don't think Fries Supreme exists down south. And apparently you have more sauces. We have only hot + mild. I like Wendy's pitas. but they're gone now. Burger King makes me sick. BK is scary. |
Im not sure its still available....but for a while, when the all-protein diet was chic amongst hollywood's elite In and Out had a "protein diet burger" which was nothing more than two patties wrapped in lettuce instead of a bun. how obnoxious. Like "In and Out Burger" and "diet" belong in the same sentence. |
In'N'Out and diet, just don't belong together. |
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maybe PETA doesnt always ruin the fun |
blandest fries. Good fries make a fast food place for me. Arby's curly fries, Rally's fries (Checker's for you southernas), and teh aforementioned KFC potato wedges are tops in my book. I don't eat fast food burgers, so no comment there. As far as chicken goes, KFC again is tops, then wendy's and BK. (Talking grilled not fried here). what the hell was this thread about again? oh yeah. She wants to see me again sometime next week as this week is taken up getting a portfolio together for an artist residency application. She's a printmaker. |
ADT called and my wife fell down. Must run now. |
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lunar rainbows are somewhat common in hawaii. |
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jeeezis that's creepy. "charmin" is the nickname we gave kevin's youknowwhat. |
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go sem! i would ensure dave kept his promise, and solicit the help of my child too, if you were hypothetically to receive some nookie in the future. |
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None of those other places have cute little balls you can play with in public............... So there! |
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My wife fell and could not get up. She could not even reach the phone. But, she did have the alarm remote. My front door took the worst of this little insident. Doorways don't do to well against Police Officers shoes. My wife besides being a little bruised and shaken up is fine. I on the other hand could use a months vacation anywhere. |
My wife fell again Wednesday morning. At least this time I was home. The local Volunteer Fire Department has been very helpful when we've needed them. But, I swear I'm going to find a cheap forklift. |
p.s. forget the forklft. how about trampoline floors? |
"i've been in kind of a confusing friendship w/someone for about 2 yrs, and things have gone a bit weird. i want more, i told him that, we tried it for a while and he sort of flipped out and we stopped seeing each other for a while, but now we're kind of trying things again, i don't know, it's all right so far, but there is a lot to work out. it's kind of taking the fun out of things lately, but i think it's worth it now to try, and i have to admit that i'm really stuck on him and i want things to work out. so, there it is in a nutshell (sort of a large nutshell.....) anyway, i really like you, and it's cool to have a new friend to maybe go biking with when it warms up for good. i just felt like i needed to be honest about how things are, b/c i was feeling a little guilty on all fronts. <whew> ok, that's it." I believe my love life has now officially reached the level of "farce." Great way to start the weekend, huh (although on the plus side, I did learn how to operate a front end loader today)? Please someone tell me why I am only temporally attractive to just the women who are getting over or about to get back with an old boyfriend, because I would really like to know. |
Seriously, though, I have no clue as to why you are the rebound man. I never had any of them. Then again, I just jumped from one relationship to another and never took time to rebound. I really couldn't answer your question. |
( i don't know what you becoming gay would solve, but by gum, you've got to try SOMETHING!) |
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you should be making a good, strong move on them by the end of the first date or don't even bother planning a second. if you're gonna be rejected, be rejected for something you did. you're dating like a church boy. you might as well go mormon and move to provo at this rate. plenty of girls there wanting to hold hands for 6 months before they get married. |
I am so glad I am not single anymore! There is such a double standard in dating now. A guy goes and takes a girl to dinner at a nice restraunt and then a movie or concert or something and forks out at least $100, but if he expects anything he is a pig, and if he doesn't open the car doors and every other door every single time they go out then they don't know how to treat a woman with respect. On the opposite side. If a woman wants to go up to a stranger at a bar and say she wants sex, that is perfectly fine, and she can put whatever standards on the relationship she wants. It is a horrible double standard, and thank God I don't have to worry about this anymore. |
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My wife has MS. Usually she does OK. But, sometimes her legs just stop working for her. It's that simple. One second she'll be shuffleing along fine with her walker and the next her leg will simply refuse to do what she wants it to. That's when she does her impression of a turtle on its back. Once she's down she's down. If she were a bit lighter maybe I could pick her up. But, at her current weight it takes more than one person to get her off the floor. |
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escapades (or lack thereof) to myself. That is all. |
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sem get a hedge clippers and a subscription to cloistered monthly. sem shave your head and RECOGNIZE. sem i will introduce you to a world of gay cabaret. sem you are not really a yeti. sem the secret to women is they are dumb animals. sem the secret to getting a woman is you are a dumber animal. sem have a healthy self respect. sem have another donut. sem don't mourn the world gone by. sem buy a wooden axe and name it the cheeto slayer. sem i found god and he'd been hit by a car and i'm sorry he just didn't make it. sem you are a yeti. sem if you beat off daily you'll get more done. sem cancer killer #1 is not tits but the donut in your ass. sem if it is on a menu it is worth ordering. sem thank god you are not a kiwi. sem sleep is more affordable when you are young. sem the dark side of the moon is where everyone is laughing at you. sem what you don't understand doesn't matter. sem five per hand or you are a freak. sem the water is deeper than you think. sem you can't drown. sem YOUDAYETI. sem we chase what we think we want while is right tries to be caught. sem rotate your goddamn tires. sem nothing is less important than reality. sem packing the exhaust with tiny toads makes a mess on the garage door. sem korean food sometimes involves eating minnows. sem everything2.com has the answers. sem organic vegetables actually taste better. sem porn was better in the 70's. sem the guys who have it all expect it. sem sushi gets tiresome. sem expecting is the opposite of trying. sem no matter what the mouse says disney is not your friend. sem the black crows is fucking music. sem boldness. sem bravado. sem bitchslap. sem braingun. sem brandywine. sem bruno. sem. |
dave hasn't smoked or drank in one week. he's been pacing, and going to bed early. i'm proud of him, but i know it's not fun. sem, i can't add anything that nate hasn't covered, except maybe to hang tight and stop looking. really, it works. |
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droop, they let anyone into the country. you dont need to be quiet. |
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I'll probably go this summer. Hopefully we'll catch some catfish in the river. That would be yummy. LS |
