Things that should be illegal #347: Surfing the internet on the modem, tying up your friends' ONLY MEANS OF REACHING YOU, and then NOT at least being on some IM service while tying up the phone. Say, AIM maybe. No, TBone, this isn't directed at you. ...ok, I lied.

Doot.

I was framed.

also. chill.

BAD TBONE!!!!

My friend Jake once made worm pancakes when he was a kid and his family ate them knowingly.

are you sure they didn't just smile lovingly and eat a separate stash of pancakes? i mean, it sounds like a neat thing to do, but i don't think i could eat worm pancakes. i spent all last night looking for a turtle [in my dream]

Did you find the turtle?

No, they ate them alright. They are British, though, so you know, the cuisine thing.

people eat snails. what's the diff?

i think i found the turtle but maybe it was a huge tadpole by then. i was worried about it because it had a broken shell. i was thinking of taping it. for some reason i was very connected to the turtle and worried about it. worms are longer and mushier and....ewk, nevermind.

heteaher, do you want to go to Belize over christmas with me? i originally wanted to go somewhere in Europe, you know, most specifically Greece, remember we were going to go? but i figured it'd be too chilly in december for my liking. is it cold in Greece in December? i don't know. so Belize, or maybe Honduras? or Argentina? i don't know, some place warm and exotic and cheap. i want to go kayaking maybe.

wow i *totally* wanna go but i've used up more than my vacation time already and i think i only get christmas day. poop. i've been drooling over light blue water. i do know someone who's going for a month and i bet he would love if you went to hang out. ooh. so tempted. i will be thinking about it. my brother-in-law got my sister a nifty kayak for her birthday, also some weird day of crazy gliding.