last time i had sex


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By Penis on Friday, July 10, 1998 - 09:22 pm:
    5 minutes ago, damn was it good!

By Chordata on Saturday, July 11, 1998 - 03:04 pm:
    You finished 5 minutes ago?

    Shit, I feel bad for your partner.

    "Okay, we're done, right? I need to get on the internet now. Here's a tissue to clean yourself. Buh-bye now."