It isn't sex if I call it something else
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When is the last time you had sex?
: It isn't sex if I call it something else
By
Hillary Clinton
on
Wednesday, September 16, 1998 - 10:18 pm
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I have sex all the time, but my husband doesn't.
By
Bill Clinton
on
Wednesday, September 16, 1998 - 10:20 pm
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Is sex with a cigar really sex? No, I just asked Doctor Ruth
By
Monica
on
Wednesday, September 16, 1998 - 10:21 pm
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Well Bill, just don't inhale that cigar and you will be innocent.
By
Rev. Jimmy Swaggart
on
Wednesday, September 16, 1998 - 10:25 pm
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Bill, my little lamb of the Lawed, you need to cry and hold the Bible when you ask for forgiveness for the un-sex crimes. It worked for me. And PS strut about on the stage and say a few Praise the Lawed's while you are at it.
By
Bill Clinton
on
Wednesday, December 2, 1998 - 08:48 pm
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I am telling you for the last time, I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky!!
By
V
on
Monday, March 28, 2005 - 02:26 pm
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After that,it went real silent for 7 years.