It isn't sex if I call it something else


sorabji.com: When is the last time you had sex?: It isn't sex if I call it something else
By Hillary Clinton on Wednesday, September 16, 1998 - 10:18 pm:

    I have sex all the time, but my husband doesn't.


By Bill Clinton on Wednesday, September 16, 1998 - 10:20 pm:

    Is sex with a cigar really sex? No, I just asked Doctor Ruth


By Monica on Wednesday, September 16, 1998 - 10:21 pm:

    Well Bill, just don't inhale that cigar and you will be innocent.


By Rev. Jimmy Swaggart on Wednesday, September 16, 1998 - 10:25 pm:

    Bill, my little lamb of the Lawed, you need to cry and hold the Bible when you ask for forgiveness for the un-sex crimes. It worked for me. And PS strut about on the stage and say a few Praise the Lawed's while you are at it.


By Bill Clinton on Wednesday, December 2, 1998 - 08:48 pm:

    I am telling you for the last time, I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky!!


By V on Monday, March 28, 2005 - 02:26 pm:

    After that,it went real silent for 7 years.