THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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Assuming you're not taking any new meds (b.c. pills perhaps?)/it's just a phase that'll probably pass soon enuf. But enjoy it, Carrie! You've got a momogamous man handy -- wear him out! He'll love you all the more for it. Be creative/try sex in new places/role playing/whatever turns you both on. Just be sure you use condoms/& get yr groove on, girlie! (And don't get the guilts over fantasizing abt strange men. What goes on inside yr head yr business.) |
I think about sex all the damn time (being male this has been a constant since age 14 or so) and have no one to vent my frustrations on. Now THAT's a problem. God help me. |
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This relationship I just ended, one time in the throws of passion this guy went to lube a certain area, and he thought this was comical, cause he accidentally did it to himself once, put BEN-GAY on my WEEWEE. In a word, FUCKING-OUCH! |
Also an excellent pun *ahem* Ever get Desenex foot cream on yer scrotum? Tis definitely in the fucking-ouch category. Such a world of things that can be inadvertently applied to such sensitive areas. |
Stick with the chocolate syrup and whip cream, boys. I'm willing to try it one more time, as long as it's really good champagne. |
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PJ - Owwwwww! I would've swiftly kicked mister man all the way out the door the second I felt that mentholatum kick in. Not a very humorous thing to do, imho! Also, a word to the wise.. never listen to a friend or a radio talk show if they tell you to incorporate HALL's cough drops into your next sexual escapade. I learned that the hard way. Not a happy experience. Won't go into detail as I think I've already talked about this on an earlier post. Just think about putting dry ice on your most intimate of places. Sexy? I think not. And I mean, I'm all for trying anything (almost) at least once and certain things can seem really exciting in the heat of the moment. Whipped cream & chocolate sauce (although best done in the bathroom or else there's quite a clean up later) are always fun but I wouldn't reccomend using the ones from sex shops. Even though they're made for those purposes, the few experiences I've had with them haven't been pleasant. I ended up at a Lover's Package with a couple girl friends, before a hotel party we were having for my b-day. We bought a bunch of things, which included flavored lube, flavored whipped cream and this stuff called "Motion Lotion". Out of all of them the lube was the best. It was fresh peach flavored and actually tasted as such. The whipped cream was strawberry and absolutely disgusting and burned and tingled on your lips. The Motion Lotion was cherry and tasted like really sticky sweet cough syrup. Oh, and before you go jumping to conclusions, we bought this stuff for the heck of it because none of us had been in there. We weren't going for some big ol orgy. Heh, although... well, that's another post another day. Mel - I was about to comment on your "tender vittles" reference, myself. I used to buy that kind of food for my cat. Heh. Anyway, yikes! Can't say I've ever thought to have my boyfriend pour wine over any area of my body, but you just reinforced why I shouldn't, for me. |
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LOL ? Oh, and Carrie Ann darlin', I was at his place and in SUCH discomfort that if someone was offering me a million bucks to stand up I'd been a poor schmuck. The pain lasted for 2 hours. All the while this guy laughed. No wonder we are now split. |
"Does it hurt?" "What do you think, Sherlock?" "Wow. Sorry." "I'd find your contrition a little more moving if THAT THING just looked a little sadder." "You know how it is. See, guys can't just-" "Spare me the Mysteries of Manhood." "You're probably not in the mood anymore." ## =========D braincellsbraincellsbraincells OO (not you, Jim) |
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And you know, there are all sorts of nifty little pictures you can make on here (like "braincells"). The only problem is that things get scrunched to the side when they're posted. Oh well. |
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kool-aid? I suppose if you used the lighter ones maybe it wouldn't show as much. They turn your tongue colors so I assume they'd do the same to your skin. Jelly seems too sticky and messy to use for sexual purposes. I know I don't like it when I get something sticky on my hand or wherever and after trying to get it off, there's still a little residue resulting in this unfcomfortable & annoying stickiness. Perhaps that's just me though. Not like that stuff matters when you're gettin down and dirty in the heat of the moment, eh? ;) |
I likes sticky because it makes you work long and hard to make sure it's all gone. |
Stuff you make yrself from scratch generally works best. Fruit purees (bananas& strawberries /or bananas & peaches) w/a little honey to hold it together/are very good. And Hershey's syrup is just abt the best OTC choc.sauce for such purposes. (But if Ghiardelli's comes in sauce/ that wd be my 1st choice.) Oh -- & Creme de Menthe/expertly administered! (But only on the male privates. Too potent for the delicate female parts.) Kahlua is also good/but doesn't provide the same tingle/so I was told. I've always liked mixing food w/sex. It eliminates the need for that post-coital trip to the fridge. |
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second. Maybe they go hand in hand? Kinda like TMI .. "too much information" I like the idea of fruit though. No pineapple though, it's not very soft. The bananas and the kiwi would work. But, I think I prefer raspberries. I'd love to strategically place raspberries and slowly lick & eat them off someone's body. (Well, my boyfriend... heh, guess I'd better not say just anyone here, or I'm in trouble.) Raspberries or blackberries would probably stain, but it would be fun trying to lick those stains out. *wicked grin* Eeek! I just took a drink of my tea and my tongue ring almost popped outta my mouth! Heh, that wasn't fun. Guess I forgot to check the balls lately and make sure they were tight. :p |
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my words around. I can always count on you, Dave dear. |
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