I seriously think I am addicted to sex. I don't mean that to sound like I'm going out all the time and boinking whoever crosses my path. I am in a relationship (monogamous) with a great guy. With whom I have sex with whenever possible. But, it just seems like more recently I have been thinking about it constantly. I can't get it out of my mind. And even though I would never think of cheating on my boyfriend, I have been finding myself thinking about other guys too. Like completely random people that I meet. Normally that would be the last thing to cross my mind, but as of late it's like I'll go to the store and be talking to the bag boy and alluva sudden I'll be thinking about ravaging him on aisle 9 in front of the blue light special or something! Today I went to a doctors appointment with my mom and as I watched the doctor talk, I couldn't help but imagine what it would be like to hop up on that examining table and go for it. I feel like I'm losing my mind here. Heh, I mean it's not totally consuming me or anything, but it's weird. I was never THIS focused on sex and it's not like it's really a new thing to me. I could understand if it were and the whole novelty of it all were still there, but that's not really the case. I wouldn't call myself totally experienced either, but still... I dunno what it is that would be causing me to be so wrapped up in it lately. Aren't women supposed to reach their sexual peak at 30 or something? Guess that gives me 10 more years to go. wOo hOo! *grin*

You just described what all men your age feel. Just be careful and don't do anything stupid. Two words: Safe Sex. Enjoy.

Libido is like the seasons -- it waxes & wanes. Assuming you're not taking any new meds (b.c. pills perhaps?)/it's just a phase that'll probably pass soon enuf. But enjoy it, Carrie! You've got a momogamous man handy -- wear him out! He'll love you all the more for it. Be creative/try sex in new places/role playing/whatever turns you both on. Just be sure you use condoms/& get yr groove on, girlie! (And don't get the guilts over fantasizing abt strange men. What goes on inside yr head yr business.)

At least you've got a boyfriend! I think about sex all the damn time (being male this has been a constant since age 14 or so) and have no one to vent my frustrations on. Now THAT's a problem. God help me.

let me tell ya! sex is always on my mind. I spend hours staring at useless pictures on the internet. I watch porn about once every two weeks and If my wife would let me I would be fucking her right now and a few minutes ago too and then when we wake up again. Not to mention all the beautiful fantasies I have about every woman I see. Carrie Ann Where do you live we should meet.... wait never mind I almost forgot. I'm married. Vaseline anyone?

why won't your wife let you?

Warns the room to NEVER, repeat, NEVER let anyone administer any sort of cream or lotion on any part of your anatomy without you knowing what it is. This relationship I just ended, one time in the throws of passion this guy went to lube a certain area, and he thought this was comical, cause he accidentally did it to himself once, put BEN-GAY on my WEEWEE. In a word, FUCKING-OUCH!

Ahh Jimbo! Also an excellent pun *ahem* Ever get Desenex foot cream on yer scrotum? Tis definitely in the fucking-ouch category. Such a world of things that can be inadvertently applied to such sensitive areas.

One night my boyfriend was inspired to pour wine over my vulva. It was a burgundy; maybe this wouldn't have happened with chardonnay, I don't know, but the second the wine hit my tender vittles I let out a scream and ran into the bathroom. I had to lay under the faucet in the bath tub, then douche, then soak in a bath for half an hour before the stinging went away. Stick with the chocolate syrup and whip cream, boys. I'm willing to try it one more time, as long as it's really good champagne.

I can't believe I said "tender vittles". I swear I meant to say tender area or something like that.

Oh yeah... right there. ...thats right... - I live in Seattle, WA (aka Blindswine's favorite place) if you really want to know. Not married, myself but in very commited and in a monogamous relationship with a great guy. PJ - Owwwwww! I would've swiftly kicked mister man all the way out the door the second I felt that mentholatum kick in. Not a very humorous thing to do, imho! Also, a word to the wise.. never listen to a friend or a radio talk show if they tell you to incorporate HALL's cough drops into your next sexual escapade. I learned that the hard way. Not a happy experience. Won't go into detail as I think I've already talked about this on an earlier post. Just think about putting dry ice on your most intimate of places. Sexy? I think not. And I mean, I'm all for trying anything (almost) at least once and certain things can seem really exciting in the heat of the moment. Whipped cream & chocolate sauce (although best done in the bathroom or else there's quite a clean up later) are always fun but I wouldn't reccomend using the ones from sex shops. Even though they're made for those purposes, the few experiences I've had with them haven't been pleasant. I ended up at a Lover's Package with a couple girl friends, before a hotel party we were having for my b-day. We bought a bunch of things, which included flavored lube, flavored whipped cream and this stuff called "Motion Lotion". Out of all of them the lube was the best. It was fresh peach flavored and actually tasted as such. The whipped cream was strawberry and absolutely disgusting and burned and tingled on your lips. The Motion Lotion was cherry and tasted like really sticky sweet cough syrup. Oh, and before you go jumping to conclusions, we bought this stuff for the heck of it because none of us had been in there. We weren't going for some big ol orgy. Heh, although... well, that's another post another day. Mel - I was about to comment on your "tender vittles" reference, myself. I used to buy that kind of food for my cat. Heh. Anyway, yikes! Can't say I've ever thought to have my boyfriend pour wine over any area of my body, but you just reinforced why I shouldn't, for me.

Then my work here is done.

Can I ask the Sorabji judges to allow me, just once, to say........... LOL ? Oh, and Carrie Ann darlin', I was at his place and in SUCH discomfort that if someone was offering me a million bucks to stand up I'd been a poor schmuck. The pain lasted for 2 hours. All the while this guy laughed. No wonder we are now split.

The rest of my wine story is that he followed me into the bathroom still with a hard-on. I'm desperately trying to clean myself off. He sits down on the toilet (top down). "Does it hurt?" "What do you think, Sherlock?" "Wow. Sorry." "I'd find your contrition a little more moving if THAT THING just looked a little sadder." "You know how it is. See, guys can't just-" "Spare me the Mysteries of Manhood." "You're probably not in the mood anymore." ## =========D braincellsbraincellsbraincells OO (not you, Jim)

No offense taken, Mel, I was too busy laughing my ass off at your braincells sketch.

Very artistic, Mel....! Okay-ever tried Maple Syrup on the old genitalia ??Or cheese dip ? (leave out the jalapenos). Don't put toothache medicine there, either. The benzocaine in it just completely numbs you.........Not a pretty experience............

P.S. You never did answer 'Oh yeah...right there. ...that's right........' WHY WON'T your wife let you ?????

Me..... - No foodstuffs have been on MY genitals before or since the wine. I've put honey on a guy. Apply it slowly as he watches and ooh and aah and say things like "it's going to be so yummy. I can't wait to have my special treat." Quivering little popsicle. And you know, there are all sorts of nifty little pictures you can make on here (like "braincells"). The only problem is that things get scrunched to the side when they're posted. Oh well.

cheese doesn't seem quite right, to me. it's such an unsexy food. the only food i have ever incorporated into sex is that lik'm'aid powdered candy, kinda like pixie sticks? that seemed to make sense at the time.

Jelly !! Jelly is a good thing !!

Wouldn't those lik'm'aids stain your skin, like kool-aid? I suppose if you used the lighter ones maybe it wouldn't show as much. They turn your tongue colors so I assume they'd do the same to your skin. Jelly seems too sticky and messy to use for sexual purposes. I know I don't like it when I get something sticky on my hand or wherever and after trying to get it off, there's still a little residue resulting in this unfcomfortable & annoying stickiness. Perhaps that's just me though. Not like that stuff matters when you're gettin down and dirty in the heat of the moment, eh? ;)

I'm not too sure about the jelly, either. It's not that it's sticky, it's just that it's not liquid enough to stay on. I likes sticky because it makes you work long and hard to make sure it's all gone.

Mel -- I can attest to the fact that good (i.e. French) champagne will NOT irritate one's nether parts. Male or female. Stuff you make yrself from scratch generally works best. Fruit purees (bananas& strawberries /or bananas & peaches) w/a little honey to hold it together/are very good. And Hershey's syrup is just abt the best OTC choc.sauce for such purposes. (But if Ghiardelli's comes in sauce/ that wd be my 1st choice.) Oh -- & Creme de Menthe/expertly administered! (But only on the male privates. Too potent for the delicate female parts.) Kahlua is also good/but doesn't provide the same tingle/so I was told. I've always liked mixing food w/sex. It eliminates the need for that post-coital trip to the fridge.

I had this idea once about getting a kiddie pool and sort of partially filling it with fruit like bananas, pineapple, etc. Then me and blank would just roll all around in it and do stuff to each other. Nothing ever came from this idea. I suppose that's OK since I seem to be allergic to bananas and kiwis and even strawberries. I hate rashes and you know, it's not the penis i'm concerned about, it's the scrotum. Having a rashy scrotum sounds like utter hell. How's about mixing beer with sex? I know I'm not allergic to beer and I bet if it were poured on someone's hoo-hah, it'd just make it taste like beer. And I Love Beer!

dave, NOMB. that's "not on my body."

I thought it meant "none of my business" for a second. Maybe they go hand in hand? Kinda like TMI .. "too much information" I like the idea of fruit though. No pineapple though, it's not very soft. The bananas and the kiwi would work. But, I think I prefer raspberries. I'd love to strategically place raspberries and slowly lick & eat them off someone's body. (Well, my boyfriend... heh, guess I'd better not say just anyone here, or I'm in trouble.) Raspberries or blackberries would probably stain, but it would be fun trying to lick those stains out. *wicked grin* Eeek! I just took a drink of my tea and my tongue ring almost popped outta my mouth! Heh, that wasn't fun. Guess I forgot to check the balls lately and make sure they were tight. :p

yeah !!

note to self: check balls

Balls check: self to note

*laugh* Yeesh. Dammit, I knew someone would turn my words around. I can always count on you, Dave dear.

my pleasure, Carrie Ann