" 1 Year 7 Months 3 Weeks 4 Days 9 1/2 Hours Ago"

holy shit.n

Can I help you Nate?

yeah. cheeseburger extra value meal, super size, with coke. and one of them apple pie things.

I'm sorry, but we only serve Pepsi products here. And we don't carry cheese. The pie is rhubarb.

fuck.

However, we do serve hot fuck. Check out our neon sign out front. "Eat Hot Fuck!"

get the hell off my property you chucklehead motherfucker. and quit pumping my condiment box. you aint ever gettin' any of my special sauce.

did someone say pie?

As I said... FRUSTRATION !!!! Ok maybe I didn't say that but, I'm pretty sure that is what I was thinking at the time, whatever time that was.

my last bout with sex finished 11 hours 11 minutes ago.

synchronicity.

I once hid in my mothers closet. WHile i was waiting inside the closet. SHe came into the bedroom and began to pleasure herself with a vibrating wand. I peeped out of the cracks and watched her bring herself to a rugged climax. I have never been the same. When she was done I sniffed the vibrator.

I need a barf bag.

poor Jim p.j.b., always posting AFTER Anal A., and that's a hard act to follow. I feel for ya, man!! (hey, who's gonna be the one blessed with the eathotfuck@sorabji.com email address?)

I think after the whole "Mother Closet thing," I'LL never be the same... ICK, I think I need to go lie down now...

Hal, It's all your fault. If you hadn't brought up your silly little number game... Of course, from what I hear, things are going better for you now...