should i kick her to the curb! hehe!

people enjoy giving when they're getting what they need from you

and if your relationship can only be based on sex maybe you should stick to hiring....

Hey Jeff, way to go on your third place finish in the Winston. Superman would be ashamed. See you at the Waldorf -- I'll be the one with the Winston Cup trophy.

I seriously think we missed the topic line here.

i think i need to see a doctor about my name.