It's been since Sunday night... I really miss my husband...

Where did he go?

We're moving to Sacramento b/c his job is transferring him up to their location there. But they needed him ASAP, so he already moved up there. I gave my job a months notice (b/c we don't have any money right now b/c we just got married 6 weeks ago and he has bad credit and won't live in anything except a house and it is a bitch trying to find someone to accept us as tenants to rent their house, and they usually want double deposit and it is looking like we're going to need about $2,500 just to move in to a place). My last day here is Friday, October 1, 1999. If anyone wants to send me money, I'll accept donations! <grin>

For a vibrator?

No, so we can get a place to live.

but a vibrator would be nice right?

I've already got one (but the thing is hot pink! I don't know what my husband was thinking when he got it for me... I think he was trying to be cute), but there just ain't no substitute for the real stuff right now... I need to feel his body, his skin against mine... I really need to touch his penis because I just love it. I swear to God, it's either in my hand or in my mouth... uh, too much information huh? er... I'll just shut up now...

never..please go on it won't make me feel so bad

MR. PINK "Like a Virgin" is all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The whole song is a metaphor for big dicks. MR. BLUE No it's not. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable and she's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive-- MR. PINK --Whoa...whoa...time out Greenbay. Tell that bullshit to the tourists. JOE (looking through his address book) Toby...who the fuck is Toby? Toby...Toby...think...think... think... MR. PINK It's not about a nice girl who meets a sensitive boy. Now granted that's what "True Blue" is about, no argument about that. MR. ORANGE Which one is "True Blue?" NICE GUY EDDIE You don't remember "True Blue?" That was a big ass hit for Madonna. Shit, I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue." MR. ORANGE Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan. MR. BROWN I hate Madonna. MR. BLUE I like her early stuff. You know, "Lucky Star," "Borderline" - but once she got into her "Papa Don't Preach" phase, I don't know, I tuned out. MR. PINK Hey, fuck all that, I'm making a point here. You're gonna make me lose my train of thought. JOE Oh fuck, Toby's that little china girl. MR. WHITE What's that? JOE I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. Toby what? What the fuck was her last name? MR. PINK Where was I? MR. ORANGE You said "True Blue" was about a nice girl who finds a sensitive fella. But "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big dicks. MR. PINK Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about. It's about some cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I mean all the time, morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Reservoir Dogs.

rather, I will not feel so bad for my words

Well okay then... In my opinion a vibrator just ain't the same. I just can't get no satisfaction that way. They're cold and there's just no love, know what I mean? I need to feel that certain throb that only the real thing gives off. A dildo just rattles. It's shaking and shit, but when was the last time anyone had sex with a person that vibrated inside you? To me it just don't feel the same. Like I said before, I like to feel his skin on mine, the weight of his body against mine... I like the way his hands feel when he touches me. If I touch myself, it might feel alright, but it's no where near what I feel when he touches me. Also, it's more than just sex. I don't just want to have sex. I want to hold him and touch him and kiss him and love him. It's all about him (well, not ALL). I miss his kisses... = ( btw, Resevoir Dogs kicks ass, even though I get squeemish during the 'ear' scene.

I found out that a friend of mine also likes the madonna song on the austin powers soundtrack. he bought the import cd single. I want to get it too.

info from an old thread... July 1990 was my last time

holy shit.

What's the deal Wavy?

nah, man. tell me that was a typo. july 1999. right?

Yeah I got grossed out at that part too but started laughing when the guy starting talking into the ear. Real cruel stuff there. 4 Room is another really awesome movie by Tarentino, it has Mr. Orange as the bellhop, you know the guy who's bleeding throughout the whole movie? That guy.

as great of flic that was, i was disturbed each time a gun went off and brains went flyin. I think that was the first movie to actually have computer enhanced gun BANGS....but thats good, I am glad I am still distrubed by violence

No typo on the celibacy thing. It's sorta explained on the Celibate and single... thread. That's under "when was the last time you had sex" topic on the main messageboard page - almost at the very bottom call me a weirdo

You're a weirdo

I bet someone spends mucho time with ones hand.

Yeah, JinaFishes, I loved that movie. That was the one with the dead prostitute who's rotting in the boxsprings right? Hilarious. Disturbed, but hilarious.

Tuesday night. We played science fair with those Viagra samples. 1/2 a tab = 6 hours of rock hard dick. After the first 2 hours she got tired a sore, wanted to quit. I didn't know what to do the last 4 hours. Stand in the corner as a towel rack? Gave samples to one of the girls at work today. She's going to have science fair this weekend. I'm eagerly waiting for her report.

J - how else do you deal with 9 yrs of celibacy? Least I'm not worried about unexpected fatherhood or nasty diseases. Then again, I am a weirdo. Anyway, it's the hand or going postal in my workplace...

Believe it or not, regular ejaculation promotes good prostrate health. So join the fitness trend...jack-off daily. Tell'em a fetidbeaver sent ya!

thx beav. you make 'ole righty (lefty actually, cuz my right wrist is broken) feel downright good.

"e = mc^2" "ds^2 = Ddt^2-(D^-1)dr^2-(rdo)^2" "1/2 a tab = 6 hours of rock hard dick" better living through science.

9 years without sex,I,m not blaming you,but I think you have to remember there are condoms and tests,it,s just not right to go without that long,Id give you a mercy fuck myself.On the bright side,you don,t have to make small talk,or pay for dinner and drinks.

i haven't been laid in 10 years j......have any mercy left?.

It's not that I'm a hideous example of the human species, I'm just waiting for the right person. Again, call me a weirdo.

Oh ya, here's the rest of that equation 1/2 tab = 6 hours of rock hard dick = 1 raw sore pussy + 1 raw dick = 2 people walking delicately

=1 large EMPTY bottle of vaseline

Aloe vera is better for you.

Good for sunburns too.

GOES WELL WITH TUNA FISH

You can use the sticky white stuff for mayo.

Or conditioner, it looks like conditioner too. I think that every time I'm using it.

Man, wavydave, have you heard that Rollins spoken word bit, "Adventures of an Asshole"? I think you would relate to the bit about how strange it is to jack off with your opposing hand. Buck up Pamela, it's been over four years for me and I haven't exploded yet or stuffed a hitchiker in my trunk. The longer you go without, the more irrelevant to your daily life sex becomes. Besides, the next woman I sleep with is going to get the rogering of her life.

I USED TO HAVE AFEW OF HIS RECORDS BU THEY ARE LONG GONE

Some studies suggest that regular ejaculations cut the risk of prostate cancer. Pee Wee Herman was merely trying to help the fight against cancer. Remember, "Give 'till it hurts"

I've seen two Rollins spoken word performances live and seen the tape where he talks about the other hand. I've been ambidextrous in that way for several years (sorry if that's too much info for some of ya) It keeps the equipment from getting too...bent

what's a tab?

tab? As in, "Would you like to put that on your tab?"

No like a tablature. Guitar chord music.

when the topic turns to sex, you can tell when waffles is exicted because he starts to type in capitals.

ERECT LETTERS??!!