734 Days ago :(

twelve hours ago :)

8 days and i gots the shakes damn penis!

40 hours. :|

1700 days. Stop whining. I took the sex test at thespark.com, and it told me that I will have sex with only 2 more different people in my lifetime, and that I will love one of them. I scored a 70% on their love test, which immediately matches you up with compatible people and even tells you how far away they are. The nearest compatible person for me lives within 60 miles, and is 18. Shitty.

1/2 time, superbowl

Damn. I'm sorry...I took the love test too. Similar results. and the last time I had sex was three months ago.

Before when I had never had sex before I was going out with this boy who was a big sex machine. he'd had lots of sex all over the place with so many women he'd lost count. Since I was still a virgin, he had the big time hots for me. He really really Really wanted to deflower me. He kept telling me how "pure" I was. but (in spite of the fact that I was going with him) I didn't really trust him, so I wouldn't put out. So of course he had to cheat on me (he said it wasn't really lying because he just Never Told Me). that was the end of that relationship. So a couple days later I called him up and told him a story about how I had gone and had sex with a friend of mine. Not just sex - big bad dirty rotten filthy sex! The kind of sex he had been afraid to even mention to me because I was so innocent. I told him I'd done it all over the place and thought it was really dandy and he could have had it but he blew it. He was devistated. He really wanted to bag a virgin. He was speechless and then crying a bit. He kept babbling that he couldn't believe I'd do that. I felt (feel) really good about the whole thing. After telling him all that I got compleatly over feeling bad at All about his cheating. Do you think that was evil? (ps...I forgot to mention, I was lying to him about it all)

It was a good thing Gee.

"The nearest compatible person for me lives within 60 miles, and is 18. Shitty." shitty? shitty? when you buy a car man, you should jump all over that! <knock knock> BIG MAN IN WIFE BEATER: Who you? SEM: Uh, hello sir, I am hear to see your daughter? BMIWB: Which one? SEM: The 18 year old? BMIWB: Why? SEM: Because i took this quiz on the internet and it said that your daughter is the nearest compatable person. BMIWB: [Yelling into House] Honey! When you're done with that swine character there's another computer guy to see you! Don't forget to change the sheets! [To Sem] She'll be right with you.

that test is pretty funny. it said i was less moral than i actually am, though. it also told me that i was in a successful relationship, and congratulations.

Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with 22 people! Including the 10 you've already had sex with, that makes 12 new lovers! The info on your 12 future sex partner(s): 12 of them will be female 0 of them will be male And you will actually love 1 of them!

so Gee, I think we are confused, i thought you were still a virgin, did I (we) miss something?....i don't think what you did was cruel. he sounded like a prick that needed a slap in the face.

i came up 66% love and 34%lust....

No, I've had sex. What made you think I was still a virgin? according to my test, I'm going to be having sex with more women than Nate is. sucker!

woah, gee. you slut.

perhaps i was under the impression you had only made out. Did you reveal the details of your expereince around here? I suspect not, and if you did, i missed it. So thats where my impression came from

Gee rocks the cradle of love.