Ha ha, we're doing it right now :P

You're typing while "doing it"? Your partner must be a lousy fuck.

yeah, really....why don't you close your internet connection and go get fucked, so to speak....

I think we're supposed to be jealous. Unless you have swiss chocolate and my missing red patent sandal there, I'm not even feeling a twinge.

ummm.....actually one of my benfits here at work is a mute gimp under the desk......a few saltines at lunch time and CHACHING.. sometimes i wonder if sorabji makes these silly posts to study how we springboard into topics like shower drain gunk

Yup. We do. And I'm making en executive decison and pulling the hair right out of the drain and throwing it into my stinking trashcan.

Watch out, Isolde. There's puke in the trashcan. And hell, yes, I'm jealous. Typing while getting some ass would bring my purity test score down a notch, and basically, that's my goal in life.

I think right about now, at this juncture in my life... I need to have sex, the ole' natural rutine of masturbation is just getting old... I think I'll get to go see Marcy soon, so thats a bonus... Or then again, I won't get to see her till Thanksgiving, I'll give some thanks then... If I'm still sane.

There is no booty in Vermont. It is bootieless. HELP!

Sometimes you just have to help yourself,if you get my drift.

I've been trying, believe me. Oh well. I guess if I really wanted it, it would come. Or something. anyway.

poor isolde

Yup. Poor me.

What happened to the cute little nerd-boy you met when you first got there? Hell. Catch a ride into NY. Plenty of booty there.

I think he's gay.

I heard a rumor that my sex-buddy is going to move away from canada. I haven't been able to talk to him personally since I heard that, but it's very distressing. not only will I lose my easy access, but I'll also lose one of the best friends a girl ever fricking had.

You still have me,though I know it's not the same:)

you're a peach, J. xoxo

I've got the swiss chocolate and I'm trying to find my red satin spray paint. Really.

Maybe you could import some booty.

Import booty? Cat, you wanna come to Vermont?

Sorry Isolde, but Daniel's offering swiss chocolate and body paint. Maybe I can even convince him to body paint with said swiss chocolate.

Import? as in "up my Mississippi"???? Or ON my Mississippi? Well, paint my Mississippi. Just get on that ol air boat or whateverthehell you guys drive down there in them swamps, and go left at the big river, left at the Meramac, and I'll meet you'll at the bridge. I'll be the one with the spray can of red satin. If I paint with the chocolate, what's that leave to munch on? Oh hell, we'll improvise.

I'll offer Swiss, German, and French chocolate, glow in the dark bodypaint, silk sheets, and two gourmet chefs.

And a partridge in a pear tree?

And a partridge in a pear tree, and peaches, and plums, and golden rings, and a jeweled golden chariot...

are those bosc pears, Isolde? ripe and juicy? you might just have yourself a deal....

Strangely enough they are. And, of course, don't be forgetting the endless supply of smints.

Improvision is always rewarding.

Improvise Improvise. Will purple paint do? Have some left over from marking my trees as "Don't Bring your Big Ass Gun In Here And Hunt, or You'll Get Shot Back At" Paint. And I did find the red satin paint, some chocolate, and other sundry bribes. You know: the universal hunting prohibition paint. Had only a few pears this year. But I'm willing to buy some store bought if it'll sway y'all.

Bribes?

canoe, several skeins of yarn, and a treeful of small ripe apples. and juicy pear jelly bellies.

can't find lemon smints anywhere stop am out stop advise stop

I had some peach ones that a workmate gave me. guagh thats the noise I made when I bit into it. guagh.

i've found it is bad to bite the lemon ones.

Nate stop Will send more as soon as new box arrives stop or visit the website and order some from the smint store stop warning stop prices are given in pesetas stop a box of smints does not cost 5,000 dollars stop it costs around 35 dollars stop hope this was helpful stop

ty stop

oh stop. please stop.

no problem stop

go go go! I dare to be different.

okay. just try to bribe me. see how easily I can be bribed.

i'll bribe you. how does a cardboard "black tan" beer coaster sound?

How about a 6er of mike's hard lemonade sound? and lots of naked people? My roommate has today given in to her lesbian side; she came home with a girlfriend. 'S funny. she moved here two years ago without a homosexual bone in her body. At any rate, we're celebrating with "fruity" drinks: Mike's hard lemonade, ciders, sun devils, wild vines, and everything that falls into the categories of either "hooch brew" or "panty remover."

Oh, you mean she's drinking sissy drinks? And she definently had more than one homosexual bone in her body when she moved here. Trust me on this one. *shudders* So I need to up the stakes? Hrm. Ok. How about...a pilot's license, an unlimited supply of movies on a huge private imax screen, and a green radiator?

Ummm.Green radiators and pears.I think I'm being swayed.

YAY!

I would just like to say that I am disgusted by the blunt references to lesbianism on this site. You people make me sick.

26 September, 2000 Dear Patrick-- Your concern as a member of the Sorabji community has been filed in our unique circular processing system, and a reply should be forthcoming. Thank you for voicing your anxiety with the content on Sorabji.com. Sincerly, Oscar the Grouch, Head of Complaints Filing

ASSFUCKING!

i feel a thrashing coming on!

Patrick,I suggest you make a note of this and bring it up at the next board meeting.

Why don't you come over here Patrick and I'll arrange for a few of the girls to have a little chat with you. We haf vays!

hmmmm, ok, Can I have my council present......she's 5'6", a red head, and has the best tits this side of the Mississippi, oh and she's very qualified on the issue at hand. thanks

she's a council? how many of her are there? Sorry. Can you have a council of one? hm. I think I may need to have a short meeting with your counsel to, um... determine her exact qualifications. Be back in half an hour, we will.

Judge Judy has no jurisdiction here. We feed whiney-nasal little bitches like her to the sharks. I think the Council of Sheilas might just accept Nico as a substitute for you, Patrick. She'd probably make a tastier dish for them.

YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORI-TAY!!!!!!!!!!

Send Harrison Ford over here to make me. Please.

Send Cat my way and I'll think about it.

yeah and while you schlubs are THINKING....im stealing your apples and female cows.

Who? Speak up, missy! Do ya' have something to say? President Ford? *grabs her Judgly Telephone and dials* Jerry! Hey, it's Judy. Yeah. Black robe, not ... yeah, nice to talk to you, too. Jerry! You're married. And besides, I'm... Dammit, jerry, I'm at work right now! NO!! NOT that work. Jesus, Jerry, get your mind outta your pants. Hey, I've got a live one for you. Some buncha Sheila's makin' lewd comments about you. Sound good? Right. Usual. $5000, cash. I'll have the viagra waiting in the plane. right. right. See you on thursday, sweet pa... um... Mr. President. *hangs up* Glad to be of service. Now. About that redhead. I'll give you four grand. OH. and I'll rip up that parking ticket. Deal?

. o O I did send something your way yesterday, Isolde. I love sending things off....I always get sooo excited and can't wait for people to get them. I just put "Isolde" on the envelope, so I hope your Padre knows you by that name too.

He does. I told him to look for for packages addressed to "Isolde." It turns out I'm coming back to Cali to holiday, so I'll be pickit up all on my own. Now that I have a real house though, I might get a real address! YAY!

ooOOooOOooOOoo!!!!

Send me an email when you get pens and candy Isolde