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i think i might have sex for the first time in what will be over a year when kev comes to visit. nothing is written in blood, we're just sorta playing it by ear. i'm not entirely sure i'm ready, i would feel more ready if i felt better inside my body. surgery has taken its toll. i feel ready on the inside, but also scared. it's going to be a Big Deal. i don't have a lot of expectations about it, other than it most likely will be the first time that sex will mean something more to me than simple fucking. i'm kinda looking forward to that, just to see what it's like. |
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i don't really know why i just told you all that. |
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because it's funny. :) |
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what are some of the other expressions on the list? |
I haven't had sex since August, which is still an improvement over my last hiatus from coitus. |
i'm so rude. |
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Although two-week old pizza itself is sort of nasty. |
he has the right to say no. i never understand, why sometimes questions like that are rude. we are all routing for sem in every way possible...curiosity begs the question. i had a dream last night about the mailart. which reminds me... in the dream...i received this bitchin "book"...this big hand crafted book with textured paper, from agatha and it had variations of pictures from your site, including you and that "artsy " shot with cleo and those pics of the newly trimmed demon-cat of yours...but htey were redone with pencil drawings....strange. i keep forgetting to put my crap in an envelope and send it. dammit speaking of pizza...i regretably ate pizza hut last night....i was at a friends watching the kings game....and he insisted on ordering out....despite my insistance that i wasn't hungry (for that shit). he kept insisting i have some, so to shut him up i did...i will regret those two slices of crap for days to come. |
he has the right to say no. i never understand, why sometimes questions like that are rude. we are all routing for sem in every way possible...curiosity begs the question. i had a dream last night about the mailart. which reminds me... in the dream...i received this bitchin "book"...this big hand crafted book with textured paper, from agatha and it had variations of pictures from your site, including you and that "artsy " shot with cleo and those pics of the newly trimmed demon-cat of yours...but htey were redone with pencil drawings....strange. i keep forgetting to put my crap in an envelope and send it. dammit speaking of pizza...i regretably ate pizza hut last night....i was at a friends watching the kings game....and he insisted on ordering out....despite my insistance that i wasn't hungry (for that shit). he kept insisting i have some, so to shut him up i did...i will regret those two slices of crap for days to come. |
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pizza is the most vile food ever concocted. i have never eaten a slice of pizza without feeling totally ill afterward. |
As long as we're being rude, that is. |
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Maybe Agatha lost my address in all the confusion and she should write me. |
platypus, are you the artist formerly known as isolde? and sem, while i'm being rude, whose two week old pizza did you eat back then? |
damn. |
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I'm open about whose two-week-old pizza I eat, and of course it was mavis, who currently is involved with someelse and their two-week-old blood sausage. Ha Ha! I Laugh! |
http://bbs.sorabji.com/messages/138/5066.html?ThursdayApril1920010108pm#POST54012 |
here's the rest of that list, for sarah: THE TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR ZIPPER IS UNZIPPED (From Dave Letterman) 10) The cucumber has left the salad. 9) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7) Paging Mr. Johnson...Paging Mr. Johnson... 6) Bill Clinton Junior has LEFT the building! 5) The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction . . . 3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2) Men maybe From Mars, . . . but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. number one is so bad that i'm omitting it. monica lewinsky something something. |
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So Platypus it is. |
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did you get tired of typing it? are you hiding from the law? were you feeling more like a strange and unique creature? |
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http://encarta.msn.com/find/Concise.asp?ti=02FB4000 i guess our platypus wouldn't have poisonous spurs. |
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