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I suppose most of you won't respond. I would dare say though I have sex roughly 75-85 times per year. On the downside of this survery it seems. But i would also like to add that i believe people are tremendous liars when it comes to sex and these kinds of questions. |
We bonk, on average 115 times as year. Aussies are at 84 per year. On average Kiwi's have had 9.5 partners. |
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Dammit |
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And I know you'll want to kick me, but right now I don't miss sex. I miss falling asleep with his arm around me, rolling over at midnight and putting my arm around him... but other than that I'm quite happy with little fergus monster meow~meow. I have friends I can go drinking with, friends I can go to dinner with, male friends I can see boy movies with... |
well - it's more fulfilling than orgasms from what I remember. |
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uh huh. |
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Make fun AT my ass all you like, so long as you don't make fun IN my ass. Huge difference. |
Stupid huh. I have had this feeling all day today that I will be alone for the rest of my life. fuckit |
And I doubt any fun is to be had IN your ass, Cat. First you'd have to pry out all the diamonds made from the pieces of coal Santa shoved up there last year, though. |
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Wait a sec... Santa shoved his missile toe up your ass? |
But as it turns out, a Fish DOES need a bicycle. |
http://www.rupaul.com/weblog.shtml |
How freaken cool |
And all Cat-Ass attacks need to be addressed in the litter box,and not here:) |
And yes unfourtunatly he's right, we know a fish who envies a bike. |
he hasnt been "RuPaul" in years. |
actually, he looks a little bit like swine in his boy getup. if that doesn't rouse swine to post, i don't know what will. |
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It was funny. |
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Whats so good about some stinking guy farting into your fresh bed linen and blowing chunks all over your belly? Give me a good book any day! |
I hear you loud and clear sister. |
Need chocolate. (And there's some in the frige!) But I do miss sex. And all the pre & post-coital stuff that went w/it. Waking up late on Sundays/rolling around in bed/then going out for the Times & brunch... Those were the days, my friend... |
You can get up anytime you want without his halitosis making you faint. |
The average american male can reach orgasm in less than 10 seconds! Only very few men can run 100 metres in that time. another victory for us. go u.s. go |
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Anyways.......10 seconds would suck. |
I think I come pretty quickly. But then I'm impatient. |
And if there's any man anywhere who comes in 10 seconds/he sure as hell wdn't admit to it in a survey! |