Hahaha Oh the memories that brings back! We had a guy just like that here in SLC. Any female that logged onto this particular bbs was subject to his "knightlike" babble and come-ons. It wasn't his bbs. "Hello fair lady, why art thou here on this fine evening".. oh.. I used to double over just to see his babble cross my screen. So we set out to teach him to leave the girls alone. He lived by where we worked, so we'd have him meet different girls at a nearby restaurant daily. The girls would never show but day after day we got photos of him sitting there, alone, waiting, for hours. He fell for it for almost a month. We never had the same girl do it twice. Then we took it to the next step. A girl, my second account there (ssssh dont tell) was setup just for this. I would invite him into my 'private' forum to talk. All my friends would be in there to begin with and remain hidden, - since one of us was a sysop he just made it impossible for the guy to see the others in there. I would make up random fetishes and got down right nasty. He would tell me what he was doing to himself while i talked. Ugh. So I asked him what he would do to get with me... I started with the whole "have sex with another man while i watch thing" and then got worse till it involved some pretty messed up stuff like plastic wrap and ... well other stuff. He agreed to it all. So I told him to go to the grocery store next to his house wearing nothing but a long jacket. That I would be there with a short skirt, a halter top, and no undies, waiting in the frozen food section. Lo and behold there he was just a few minutes later. I was laughing so hard I couldnt take the picture so my friend took it and ran like hell. He still didnt get the hint. So this went on forever till I actually felt an ounce of guilt. What if this guy had more severe mental issues that I was aware of? What if... this and that... so I stopped. But from what I hear it continues still. The guys will call him and fake womens voices, talk dirty to him and record them into avi's. They are posted ON THE BBS, but he still does it.. I dont know.. maybe the jokes on us somehow..

I'm already so unpopular, and look, I'm becoming more unpopular by saying this: what a rotten freaking thing to do to another person. I don't think deceaving someone (for whatever reason) is at all funny, nor do I think it's fun to take advantage of someones desperation. These people may be stupid for trusting someone they don't know, and they may be "perverted", but that doesn't give anyone the right to use them and make fun of them. I don't really Know any of you people (though I have seen you around...), but my opinion of many of you has dipped considerably. Just because you have a chance to hurt someone, doesn't mean you should Take that chance. God damn, you should be ashamed of yourself.

what do you mean, you're already unpopular? i like you okay. i think all of these stories suck, too. people can be cruel.

NATORIOUS! I'm shocked! Such a bad boy you were! I avoided this page for some time/figuring from the title that it was more of the usual silly crap. Then lo & behold/I stumble over here to find the light of my life revealing his dastardly doings on the web! Heavens to murgatroyd! You've got such a sweet face.... (If that really is yr face over at PJ's site.) But I truly cannot condemn you for what you did to Whitey. You were just a kid back then. And some people just scream out to be duped. [But if you also used set fires & torture small animals/please don't confess those things here!]

death to the wack.

i grew up ugly and was shunned for that. being able to use my mind for revenge was all i had. i'm not proud of what i did. i don't regret it either.

You were an ugly kid? Impossible! Then again/I was pretty awful-looking during my pre-pube years. So I know what that's like. Well/thank god the hormones kicked in. At the rate you're going, Nate-ums/by the time you're 30/you'll be able tostart charging people for gazing at yr gorgeous mug every time you leave the house.

i was an ugly child. i still am ugly. i have a confession. i'm a 72 year old professor of english lit at cal poly. i invented the 'nate' character to test some thoughts i had about cyber communities and interactions. chordata, interested in the psychological implications of my project, assisted me. the picture that you've all seen is one of my students (and my lover, as strange as that may sound.) i apologize to anyone who's life might have been harmed in this experiment. However, i don't expect this should change anything. How important is honest perception in this media? who will ever know? what difference does it make when words are words, ideas are ideas and life does not exist in corpreal spaces?

hee hee

Nate. Say it aint so. Say it aint so. I guess a weekend of playing hide the salami is out of the question

Ignore him. S'just the dope kicking in. Nate's a fox -- trust me. He just gets all shy & squirmy becuz he's basically a very down-to- earth dude & these uncontrolled outsbursts of female lust towards his personage make him uncomfortable. I keep telling myself I'll stop. And I'm a good girl for a couple of days. But then he creeps into my dreams again & I wake up w/the sheets all twisted & smoke coming off my skin... (Scares my poor cat something awful.) I hardly ever remember my dreams/so it's very unsettling to be having erotic fantasies abt somebody I've never even met. (But no more weird than dreaming abt Denzel...) Okay, Nate. I'll stop hitting on you & focus my attentions on The Divine Swine. (However/I still intend to keep yr picture as my screensaver.) But you still have to watch out for Corey the Love Bandit.

i was an ugly child. i still am ugly. i have a confession. i'm a 72 year old professor of proctology at NYU. i invented the 'swine' character to test some thoughts i had about cyber communities and anal interactions. nate, interested in the gastronomical implications of my project (and in search of a cure for his spleen problems), assisted me. the picture that you've all seen is one of my students (and my lover, as strange as that may sound.) i apologize to anyone who's life might have been harmed in this experiment. However, i don't expect this should change anything. How important is honest perception in this media? who will ever know? what difference does it make when words are words, ideas are ideas and life does not exist in corpreal spaces?

I am fully prepared to orally copulate with Nate every day for eternity, if that is what it takes to win his love. Gulp,Gulp,Gulp

ROFLMAO! Well Nate/looks like you're goodtago! (And I know all it takes is a good pitcher of Margaritas to bring Prof. Swine into compliance.... Oh baby -- hit w/me yr rhythm stick!)

[WHUMP!] What was that thud? Nate? Nate! Wake up, man! Hey Cory -- looks like Natorious has fainted at the thought of daily blow jobs for the rest of his life (& all the money he'llsave on plying girls w/booze). You'd better administer some mouth-to-... er, whatever you think will best revive him. You know he's got a bad slpeen.

EXCUSE ME. i ply girls with marijuana.

shiiiiiit. you told me you use a crowbar.

you must have misunderstood. "The Crowbar" is my dick's nickname.

I expect Cory the love pirate here at any moment...

Nate's Crowbar.... nononononono. I won't say it. I will not lust after Nate on the boards. I will not entice nor embarass his Nateness no more. But you're making this VERY difficult for me, Natorious.

don't be fooled by his feigning discomfort, r.c. he loves that shit. you are the water that makes his boat float.

If anyone did this they are one sick puppy and need to be shot.

uhhh, Blake....I don't think that this page is being used much mate!!

sure it is, we're just writing between the lines of previous posts. it all applies. try it. it's good.

you know what else is good.... purple zebras. or at least i think they're good. they are a good source of calcium, and handy to have around the house when you need a paperweight.

I'm dissapointed, I was hoping to see something about someone doing thier sister....

And I got told to fuck off because the worst thing I've ever done was stick some masking tape on my cat's front paws. People are really hard to figure.