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By Reptile on Sunday, December 21, 1997 - 02:40 am:
    gosh, how to say this! I did a cruel thing, but don't worry, it was to a cruel person. One of my old boyfriends was a real shithead and used to fource me ( by yelling or other ways..) to give him handjobs against my will. I was younge, what did I know about anything? he was an asshole. Anyway, one day he pushed me too far and started complaining about my lack of skill (once again, I didn't have any experience...what the fuck?!) DURING the job.....so I began to go way too hard (I was actually sort of punching him). The funniest thing was how long it took for him to realize it...a good 5 seconds after I started....Oh, the LOOK on that fucker's face! The scream! He pissed blood for the rest of the night! I have to say, it's one of the few things I'm proud of doing. god, he was in pain. he deserved it. That's the cruelest thing I've ever done, and I'm proud ;)
By Star on Sunday, December 21, 1997 - 02:40 am:
    you go girl.
By Underwater on Sunday, December 21, 1997 - 02:53 am:
    looks like you're lying
By Star on Monday, December 22, 1997 - 12:13 am:
    huh? how is she/he lying? I mean, sure, it's not a pretty tale, but I would hardly call it lying
By Hose Jimenez on Monday, December 22, 1997 - 02:03 pm:
    The only thing I can figure is because he is misinterpreting the eye wink at the end of the story. . . . ? Ya got me. . .?
By Underwater on Monday, December 22, 1997 - 08:29 pm:
    i think that the first message was posted at 2:40 am, and the repsonse to it was instantaneous. at 2:40 am. not that there is a problem, but on these message boards i don't think such immediate response is even possible.
    thus, someone is lying
By Uh on Monday, December 22, 1997 - 09:01 pm:
    the server?
By Bitch on Monday, December 22, 1997 - 11:13 pm:
    the cruelest??....told my children that their grandfather had died because he chose not to participate in their lives...waited a good 6 yrs before doing so. Then sent him a certified letter letting him know what I had done. He called to confirm his aliveness and I told the caller he must be mistaken my father was dead....
By Bitch on Monday, December 22, 1997 - 11:16 pm:
    the cruelest??....told my children that their grandfather had died because he chose not to participate in their lives...waited a good 6 yrs before doing so. Then sent him a certified letter letting him know what I had done. He called to confirm his aliveness and I told the caller he must be mistaken my father was dead....
By Reptile on Sunday, January 11, 1998 - 11:46 pm:
    wow......you win. you should post that as a seperate story.
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By R.C. on Friday, January 23, 1998 - 02:35 pm:
    How utterly profound, 911.
By Jdesmets on Tuesday, June 16, 1998 - 10:25 am:
    This is the greatest bulshit I ever heard.
By Megan on Friday, June 19, 1998 - 02:35 pm:
    I agree this is great bullXXXX I ever heard.
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