a neighbor of mine in the neighborhood that i grew up in had the yappingest dogs on terra firma. my brother and i, after being awakened far too early in the AM one too many a-time, decided to squelch their ceaseless racket by feeding them something that would wreak havoc on their vocal chords. we got a full pound of ground beef, rolled up three big meatballs, (one for each hellhound), put them in a big bowl and soaked them in an ortho-brand yard product / weed killer that was either called or contained something known as Diazanon. we decided to let the puppytreats marinate awhile and forgot about them. they ended up sitting in the garage for almost a week before the unsaintly aroma of rotting meat filled my nostrils one day and reminded me of them. so instead of throwing them out, (like any reasonably SANE person would have done), i emptied the contents over the fence into yappy-dog-land. later that evening as we sat upstairs getting baked with a few friends an eerie howling started coming from next door. it seemed that 2 of the three yappy-pups took our bait and were currently going through the slow, torturous pain of having their insides eaten out by the diazanon-soaked kibble... i guess their 'master' finally figured they were dancing towards death because he went out and shot them both dead with a handgun. of course the shots he fired triggered some phone calls to the police and he got fined for illegaly discharging his weapon. pretty cruel, eh?

asshole!

Yea,you must be real fucking proud,I hear people who kill animals come back in the next life as Kibble and Bits.Bet you molested some little kids too.

i'm a little suspicious. diazanon is an insecticide. if you were to "marinate" some meatballs in it - which i take to mean submerge or at least partially submerge the balls in it - i don't think there would be a rotting meat smell, especially after a week. the smell of rotting meat is caused by bacteria, and how could it they live in diazanon? even if only partially submerged, the balls would've been pickled with it by that time. so, at the end of a week you have three pale meatballs that look like formaldehyde-preserved dog brains, and smell like them, too, because of the diazanon. Now, i'm ready to believe that dogs, especially the little ones, are stupid enough to eat them. I do find it a little far-fetched that the owner - in a residential area and the kind of person who own dogs that "yap" - would simply wander out into the back yard and shoot them. as opposed to rushing them to the vet.

he is still an asshole

Perhaps those poor little dogs had the good sense to bark at the hidious monster residing next door to them.

You are mistaken J,people who kill puppies end up in hell getting ass raped by very large dogs,I have a dick with Esada,s name on it.

such hatred for you, gonzo. and all for a rather implausible story about killing dogs. now, if you had made your neighbor a yuppie, suv-drivin' asshole, and you had poisoned him instead; and if you had you had given his dogs a good home, taken all his drugs, and had kinky consensual sex with his wife - everyone would love you. except maybe for sentimentalists like rhiannon and gee.

So we would hate him even then? How sentimental. The man is either lying or trying to shock us. Either way, he's not worth our time. How about them Yankees?

they don't have a chance

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DENVER (AP) -- The mother of a student wounded in the Columbine High School massacre walked into a suburban pawn shop Friday, asked to see a handgun, loaded it and killed herself with a shot to the head. Carla June Hochhalter's suicide occurred about six months after her 17-year-old daughter, Anne Marie, was critically wounded in the April 20 tragedy and left paralyzed from the waist down. It was not immediately clear if her suicide was connected to the shootings. Ms. Hochhalter, 48, entered the Alpha Pawn Shop in Englewood Friday morning and asked to see a handgun. When a clerk turned around to fill out paperwork, Ms. Hochhalter loaded the weapon and fired one round that hit the wall and a second round into her head, Englewood police spokeswoman Leticia Castillo said HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH bang bangSPLAT.

What are my lines? Oh, yeah: Story #1: truly, sickly, amusing. Story #2: not amusing. selfish and cruel. Thank you. I'll be in my dressing room if you need me.

I just flossed with flouride floss and I feel sooooooo much better. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA floss floss SMILE.

I think both stories are sad, but am glad that Antigone flosses.

I think both stories are sad, but am glad that Antigone flosses.

Don't have a date,but heard this within the last month---------a group of 10 professional parachutists, on a trip to perform,[this was abroad], well,unfortunately,apparently encountered plane trouble,and all were killed in the crash------excuse me,but shouldn't they all of had parachutes? also heard from the same radio source about the guy who decided to "bungie" jump off a RR bridge, then carefully measured the distance down, then decided to add an exrta 10 feet of bungie cord[to make sure he had enough] then proceeded to jump. well, perhaps its best that he won't be procreating.

hey, this forum posed the question of what the cruelest thing i ever did was. i answered. like the curcumstances or not, i posted it because it's the topic and i didn't expect to be judged by such pompous, arrogant ignoramouses. go tell you mother she want's ya. may 1,000 toothless yaks gum your grannies wheat-thins. by the way, did you step in dog feces or is that your new cologne?

two more things to piss you off, oh judging one: dogs are facist. (have you ever seen a police CAT?!) in my entire lifetime i've only come accross two dogs that i liked. both were DEAD. put that in your damn doggy-bag and eat it cold.

Jeez, Gonz0 esada, ya gotta be a bit thicker skinned than that to post here. Sure, some of the regulars here over reacted to your stupid shit cruel poisoning of some dogs just because they BARKED, for fuck sake. Can you balme them? But if you're a cat person then you can't be all that bad...

antigone, i posted here because by the topics of the different forums i thought that this might actually be a FUN place to share something of this nature. (i didn't know that milkbone.com bought out sorajabi.) the reception that the local 'welcome wagon' delivered was much less than warmly embracing. i did learn a lesson here though... just because a forum's topic is cool doesn't mean that the regulars who frequent it are. screw you all and to all a GOOD night.

But, this is fun. Aren't you having fun? Telling each other to screw off is part of the fun. Getting told to screw off is part of the fun, especially when you've done something as idiotic as leave poison meat out for a fucking WEEK, you moron! Christ, how could you forget meat soaked in pesticide? And didn't your parents notice the pretty package in the garage? Where were they while you were preparing your little doggie Columbine, eh?

Ah yesssss. I forgot how cool the forum is for poisoning canines. Pups, to say the least. Hey Geisha, Gonad, Gonzo, whatever the fuck they call you, how about I decapitate your mother and shit down her esophagus?!? That'd be a forum! Maybe pissing in your sister's mouth while jamming a knike up her ass could be a forum. The possibilities are endless. Cruelty to animals gets you a one-way ticket south, fucko.

that'd be kniFe...not the running shoe. now there's a promo for Nike.

In moments of joy all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag.

I wonder what this "Gonzo" looks like in real life. Probably a 95lb piss-ant pathetic piece of shit. No fucking guts, no fucking brains. We had neighbor/dog troubles and I went and took their dog to the animal protection league. That started a 6 year battle with them, but if you believe in your convictions and have some BALLS you'll do the right thing and put up with some shit. NOT BE A FUCKING PUSSY WIMP THAT POISONS PUPPIES. I now nominate Gonzo as this year's posture child for abortion.

Let.s give Gonzo a chance.I have this feeling once we get to know he-she we might like it.I,m sorry.drunk,drunk and sorry.Sleep tight,good night.

I HATE PEOPLE WHO FUCK WITH ANIMALS I would rather find this moron raping my grandma than harming puppies. Frankly his/her story is most likely bullshit but the fact that this dumbass takes a sick pleasure in telling it is indicative of mental illness. Goodnight?

I FUCK PEOPLE WHO HATE WITH ANIMALS Has interesting possibilities, doesn't it?

didn't Jeffery Dalmer start with animals?This person is Not well,whether this story is true or not,he is a hindrence to mankind,people like that make me ashamed to belong to the species.

It's quite simple: Check out this guy. He did things worse than what you did, but no one jumped down his throat because he was contrite. You, on the other hand, had the attitude of "i killed me a bunch of puppies. Heh heh heh!", which we, rightfully, took issue with. What did you expect...us to cheer?

"I HATE PEOPLE WHO FUCK WITH ANIMALS I would rather find this moron raping my grandma than harming puppies." fuck you fb

yeah but he's still an asshole......some bitch of a neigbor tried to take me and my family to court because she complained our dogs barked at night, which was a lie, since they came indoors at night, rather she was complaining that theey barkeduring the day, the bitch was situated 100+ yards through dense woods, the garbage collector also made alot of noise as well..........we had 5 neighbors who lived on either side of us (no brush no woods 20 yards apart) and 3 others across the street come to court, the judge called the woman uptight and judgemental, he threw her case out of court, afterwords the bitch had the nerve to come up to me and my mom and tell us of a precedure that could remove the vocal cords with very little pain.........my mom had to hold me back.....one of our neighbors preceeded to go off on her, she was my good friends mom and she was known as the neighborhood hottie mom, she also cut our hair...she ruled!!!!!! me and some friends rolled and egged her house that follwowing saturday night.......... yeah mr.gonzopoliscropolis.....it's fun......your an asshole for what you did, call me abitch and move on...........we can be abusive around here but we generally love each other.....except me and gee and here mum

I love everyone.

Yay.

This guy used to speed down my road all the time. I told friends to go the speed limit so my cat would'nt be in any danger from them atleast. I loved this cat. I had him for ten years- he was a part of me. I still miss that fat purring bastard today. Anyway one night my big lovable beast was hit by that son of a fucking bitch who found some need to speed down my road. I knew where he lived so I slashed all his tires busted all six windows and then set fire to the interior. I don't know if this was wrong and weather or not he deserved it or not, but I do know I hate animal abusers. I think the abuser deseves what he\she gives out. Fed poison, beat with hose, force them to fight some mean rabid fucker for dogfighting-whatever you do you receive-plain-simple.

My girlfriend says she wished she had a tail she could wag- i told her to play with mine - Having a tail would be the shit if it had destuctive force. I would'nt want some little puppy tail. I would have a lizards tail of some sort.

yeh, all little dogs desearve to die! expesially yapping ones! people who kill yapping little dogs dont go to hell but are rewarded in the next life. it is the damed yapping dogs the take it up the ass when tehy die!!!!

What kind of a person does that to a puppy?

Somone gros.BURN IN HELL, WEIRDO GONZO ANIMAL MURDERER!!!!!!!!!! is anyone else still writing?????

How would you like it if someone did that to you, your parents or the one you love????? May you rot in Hell....better yet, I'm going to pray for your soul!!

yes, praying. That'll sure show them! Take THAT!

I'm really sure....! This goes to show what kind of person you are. That's why our world is so corrupt, cause no one has faith, just negative our bursts....your day is coming!!

oh, sweet. Lack of faith is the reason the world is so corrupt? even though it was still corrupt thousands of years ago when everyone had deep faith? Even though it has been and will continue to be corrupt every day since civilization began? What do you mean by "corrupt" anyway? And what sort of faith should we all have, to fix this problem?

It'a just real sad...when someone tries to be positive, there's always someone to knock em down. Yes, the world has been corrupt for thousands of years, but it would be nice to try and change it! That person (Angelonamission)was trying to do something nice, yes, by praying, but you had to come in and make a negative remark....that's what I call CORRUPT!!!

That's okay...Wisper didn't hurt my feelings at all...infact, he/she made me smile even more. :) Thanks for making my day!

Angelonamission and SKDMRK are posting from the same IP, btw. Probably the same computer too since it's a Comcast broadband IP.

Does it really matter?? Man, you're all so hung up on finding the negative and not the positive. Someone here is trying to make a difference...what are you so afraid of? Truth hurts doesn't it!

You're really annoying. Stop being so hung up on telling us the "truth." So, what is the truth? Are you two people or one person? How's the weather in Colorado?

The weather's fantastic! Do you want to come and visit..we can go site-seeing if you wish. I'm whom ever you want me to be...?

I want you to be a hyper-slutty 15-year-old girl.

Isn't that a line from a Depeche Mode song?

Well, I was responding to Wouldntyouliketoknow, but it works with TBone too. And now you're only 15....and you look good... I'll take you under my wing...somebody should...

On the other hand...thinking of slutty 15-year-olds, I'm reminded of the great Jon Spencer Blues Xplosion song, "Full-Grown Woman." If I were a man, I'd be down with that song.

wait a sec.... -"That person (Angelonamission)was trying to do something nice, yes, by praying, but you had to come in and make a negative remark...." 1) Negative remark? me? Angelonamission started by wishing someone would rot in hell. That's as negative as they come, last time i checked. -"Does it really matter?? Man, you're all so hung up on finding the negative and not the positive." 2)How do you know? How long have you been lurking here before you came to that conclusion about all of us? -"Someone here is trying to make a difference...what are you so afraid of? " 3) trying to make a difference? By posting to threads from 1999? How does one make a difference on a message board? Are you going to buy us all lunch? Plant some flowers in the margins?

yes! plant flowers in the margins!

and doing good with vindictive self-righteous bullshit i grew up in that land the world of people talking out of one side of their mouths the best/most devious corruption is subtlety i'm sitting here right now save it for your poor kids because i'm sure you can't even help it

Man, I even tried to apologize, but still you have to be negative. That's okay, this doesn't hurt me one bit and I did say that I wasn't perfect, as none of us are. I'm so glad that I'm raising my son to be kind to others, unlike your comments. It's really okay....I'm still smiling and will continue to do so. I hope you all have a blessed and happy life, my wish for you. You take care and be well.

whatever you use that same language that equates to "i'm so glad i am good, not like you" really whatever the thing is i *like* wisper might even love her in that way that you can love people you've only seen in person once, but their personality after years and years is unwavering she is obviously good and uses her brain all at the same time which seems to be a scarce combination in the world my rant was not really so much for you as for an entire group including things akin to the 700club and really basically anything that comes across in that spiritually self-righteous way it's certainly not the first time i've done that as antigone would surely point out if he was in the mood the world is just making me sick right now, full of pathetic greedy children spouting crap that they've memorized and never apparently given a second thought about i'm not always this angry about it

MissionAngel, have you considered that you may inspire negativity in others through your passive-aggressive holier-than-thou attitude? Also, work on your reading comprehension. By all means continue to be happy and positive, but mentioning it repeatedly to show how superior you are to others is no way to make friends. Saying things like "Your day is coming!" "May you rot in hell!" is hardly positive. Do you get angry a lot?

angels are jealous of our humanity.

Does all this mean that we've been "touched by an angel"?

Why are you all so mean and nasty. Man, I made a comment, and now you're all trying to "Crucify" Me...for what...cause I said something?? No, I don't get angry a lot....thank you very much. :) You all have a wonderful day....ya hear!

crucify? you're just being a little silly. thats all. not because you said something, anything or nothing. just silly. and pious. and it would serve you to recognize how silly and pious you come off. no one is trying to crucify you, or be intently mean. if you break wind in this room, you better be able to cop to it. thats all.

Well, I guess I broke wind everyone...hold your nose!!

Wow...I'm really proud of my myself! I can break wind and still be happy...now that's progress.

Every little step counts.

So true. :)