Religious solicitation is an opportunity for fun. I know more Bible than most proselytizers and it's really entertaining to ask them if they've heard of this or that piece of apocrypha. If they really piss you off, memorize I Corinthians 13 and recite it at them. Loudly. I once dated a hardcore X-tian and I recited that particular passage at him in the middle of an argument. We ended up breaking up b/c A. I knew more Bible than he did. B. I called him a Pharisee. (the guy would do things I wouldn't do, which is not easy, but he wouldn't have coital sex. He also wouldn't drink coffee, but he popped caffeine pills like they were candy. If that isn't straining out gnats and swallowing camels, I don't know what is) I would sooner be damned with honest folk than saved with Pharisees!