| THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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What greeted me when I clicked on the link: ************************************ Who will play you: Eminem Who will play your love interest: Julianne Moore Weeks you will stay in the box office: 12 Song that will play during your love scene: Morrissey - You're The One For Me Fatty (BWAHAHAHA) Song that will play during your death: Stevie Wonder - They Won't Go When I Go *************************** With my screen name: *************** Who will play you: Jenna Jameson (HAHAHAHA) Who will play your love interest: Mary-Kate Olsen (Oh my) Weeks you will stay in the box office: 2 Song that will play during your love scene: Eels - P.S. You Rock My World Song that will play during your death: REM - Try Not to Breathe **************** Real name: ***************** Who will play you: Demi Moore Who will play your love interest: Reese Witherspoon Weeks you will stay in the box office: 21 Song that will play during your love scene: Morcheeba - Love Sweet Love Song that will play during your death: Ween - Cold Blows the Wind ****************** Disappointing. |
Who will play you: John Leguizamo Who will play your love interest: Tobey Maguire Weeks you will stay in the box office: 18 Song that will play during your love scene: Massive Attack - Teardrop Song that will play during your death: Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear the Reaper Dulce! my real name: Who will play you: Jack Black Who will play your love interest: John C. Reilly Weeks you will stay in the box office: 5 Song that will play during your love scene: Wilco - Should've Been In Love Song that will play during your death: Prince - 1999 Eh.. proof that I am better as semillama than as my given name? |
Who will play you: LL Cool J Who will play your love interest: Eminem Weeks you will stay in the box office: 11 Song that will play during your love scene: Poe - Angry Johnny Song that will play during your death: Simon and Garfunkel - Sound of Silence |
Who will play you: Shannen Doherty Who will play your love interest: Brad Pitt Weeks you will stay in the box office: 20 Song that will play during your love scene: Stars - On Peak Hill Song that will play during your death: Frank Sinatra - My Way Fuck Shannen better put on some pounds then. Real name: Who will play you: Ewan McGregor Who will play your love interest: Nicole Kidman Weeks you will stay in the box office: 10 Song that will play during your love scene: Wilco - Reservations Song that will play during your death: Tupac Shakur - God Bless the Dead I'm not a man goddammit |
Who will play you: LL Cool J Who will play your love interest: Jack Black Weeks you will stay in the box office: 3 Song that will play during your love scene: Tahiti 80 - 1000 Times Song that will play during your death: Poe - Haunted If I were a homosexual black rapper. Real Name: Who will play you: LL Cool J Who will play your love interest: Cate Blanchett Weeks you will stay in the box office: 20 Song that will play during your love scene: Britney Spears - Hit Me Baby One More Time Song that will play during your death: Poe - If You Were Here Oh baby baby. My lonliness, is killing me now, don't you know I still believe? Again, the LL. Karaoke Name: Who will play you: Samuel L. Jackson Who will play your love interest: Toni Collette Weeks you will stay in the box office: 25 Song that will play during your love scene: Cutting Crew - I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight Song that will play during your death: Lynyrd Skynyrd - Freebird I like Samuel L. Jackson better, but... yeah. |
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Who will play you: Angelina Jolie Who will play your love interest: Janeane Garofalo Weeks you will stay in the box office: 16 Song that will play during your love scene: Earth Wind and Fire - September Song that will play during your death: Black Box Recorder - Seasons in the Sun Well at least it isn't Sarah Gilbert playing me!!!! |
Who will play your love interest: Reese Witherspoon Weeks you will stay in the box office: 11 Song that will play during your love scene: Echo and the Bunnymen - Lips Like Sugar Song that will play during your death: Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear the Reaper |
Who will play you: Jennifer Lopez Who will play your love interest: Reese Witherspoon Weeks you will stay in the box office: 21 Song that will play during your love scene: Wilco - I'm the Man Who Loves You Song that will play during your death: Emiliana Torrini - If You Go Away It's true, I have a big butt and I cannot lie. |
Who will play you: Jennifer Lopez Who will play your love interest: Brad Pitt Weeks you will stay in the box office: 21 Song that will play during your love scene: Eels - Restraining Order Blues Song that will play during your death: Tupac Shakur - God Bless the Dead Ugh, I am so not into Brad Pitt, or J. Lo. |
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...more stuff.,...yall cant touch me because I'm RICH and I'm a VAPIRE!!! 28 Days best movie ever... |