i think god as an invisable force and as us as his puppets and god pulling all the strings?

would those be invisible strings? god must really be into puppets. like totally obsessed with puppets. all the other invisible force people probably think god's a real wierdo. hey, here comes that guy with all those stinky puppets.

no way man. god is a puppet and ive got him by the strings.

God is very sarcastic. Is he British?

Actually God is a stuffed pound puppy I got when I was 5. I used to sleep with him at night, and use him as a pillow. The Holy Ghost on the other hand, he's a force to be reckoned with. I once watched him eat and entire cooked pig by himself. Jesus? He's a crazy ol coot. Always attending beat poetry slams and walking around in that nutty old berret. Oh. I saw him perform strip poetry in Chicago once. Yea, good ol' Christ was up there banging away on 'Howl'.

stop talking about jesus's coot. i think we're all gods, and the puppets are invisible.

Jesus has a pretty coot. I'd do him.

christ's coochie is five inches deeper than yours.

i have the depth of every woman i've been with marked by a line tattoo'd to the side of my cock.

Got any pictures of that?

sure.

Then send them to Margret,Jim,and I,I know Gee is gone now,but I,m sure she,d want to take a gander,so would,oh hell just post them

i only send the pic to prospectives who think they could add a new mark that would be further from the head than any of the current.

jim may be able to help you with that....Jim?

I was gonna comment but its probably better not to

I went through all that and there isn't even a comment on the end?! What a rip-off! First no penis, then no comment! The injustice of it all!! I plan to sue this entire establishment! I'll have all your jobs!!

When you die, your body dies first. You'll have a few seconds to think in the dark, before your brain dies as well.

I,m not going to like having time to realize I,m dead.

Hi it's lynda thanks people for replying to my theroy i am glad that other people like myself have their their own thoughts what i am trying to say is i think that god is our hopes and dreams please e-mail me back again soon.

God needs an e-mail address.

here it is: God@heaven.com

Dear God, Is it true that you ride the bus,that your a slob like us?Are you a woman?Will I go to hell?Could you make Floyd go away?Did you know your son is going around winking at everyone?Could you have a talk with him? Love. You know,your God

I once read a poem that had the image of someone dancing with God while the angels played in the orchestra. I really like that image.

Yes, yes, yes, no, yes (but I'm not going to just yet), yes, sure and ditto.

Dear God,Are those two people I hate going to hell?

And the voice of God, he's brilliant over the microphone. And the radios in Heaven, could make a heathen feel at home. All these notes flying out playing havoc with my heart. Every word sung is both emotional and smart. And there's a gorgeous sunset, happening on the airwaves. I really want you to hear this song one day so you behave.

Yes my dear J, they are. I've already spoken with the Devil himself to make sure their eternity of torture will be the worst ever.

read "The Great Divorce" by C.S. Lewis. Even if you're not a "religious" person (I hate that designation) it's a really cool look at what heaven/hell could be like. And it's not a big, thick book - prob take someone a day's reading to finish it.

Thank You Lord!!I love you!!!:)

I always get CS Lewis and Carroll Lewis mixed up, but Alice in Wonderland is really cool, Through The Looking Glass is just beyond fucked up. I love it. Maybe someday I'll read the Chronicles of Narnia. And Catcher in the Rye. Again.

Hey, I love you too! Us women have to stick together, you know!?

We listen to you God,do we get wings?If so,do they come in colors?

uh??

Yes, and you get to pick the color. Any color you want. You can even make up a color if you want to. And you know what the people who go to hell get? A red hot burning piece of coal shoved right up their ass daily. = Þ

Sorry, but i gotta say that the "special P" alt-0222 mouth looks goofy. =0) <--as goofy as that

I like goofy

Dear God,Swine,s running around here shooting us,why don,t I feel dead?

Because he's shootin' blanks...

goofy isnot a dog.

nope = Þ

Dear God, what sort of activities do you have planned for us in heaven? If I'm going to be there for all eternity, I don't want to get bored.

"goofy isnot a dog." this is worth gettin in the cage for

It,s snot burgers,not snot dogs!!

Dear Rhiannon, Heaven is pretty much a free for all. You get to do pretty much whatever you want, except no one can wear clothes. There's lots of sex and self-indulgence going on. We have ice cream, especially b&j's. Chocolate is in abundance too. Oh yeah, heaven is located in Northern California by the way. I'm thinking of recruiting Nate as God when I step down, even though he is a guy.

you may think it's funny but it snot

Thats a good one waffles,God,I,d like Lavender wings that sparkle,is there cheesecake up there?

J -- Yes, you can have sparkly lavender wings and yes we have cheesecake. The real good kind.

god made MAN in HIS image. goddamnit, read your own fucking book.

You got a Methodist coloring book and you color very well,but don,t you color out of the lines,cause God will send you to hell

the road to heaven is walked through a will to porcinity.

Yeah, but that was the original God... He screwed things up so I had to take over.

Jehovah-1 is a space alien and still threatens this planet. Just me and God, Watching Scotty die....(right back atcha j)

I want sparkly lavendar wings! Specially if they smelled like lavendar. And wispy, wild brown hair.

i have god in my pants

Sure Jinafishes, you got it. And Waffles, you wish I were in your pants <wink>

who are you? And if you are GOD, and your love is everywhere, you are in my pants whether you like it or not,

The wager offer stands. I won't step into the cage until a bet lands on the table.

i can't make a wager until there is a defined and agreed upon method of verification of the resultant answer.

Impasse

FUCK THE FRENCH!

Propose an arbiter, whose decision on the evidence presented will be final. I'm sure you can come up with a choice I'd agree upon.

well, ever since walt died...

...the world has goine to hell and back and then they took Jim....what will they thingk of next

darnit!! Just grab a friggin' ice pick and start hacking!! buncha pansies.

i just found out today that my bosses are jehovah's witnesses. my first impulse was to go back in my mind and catalog how many things i have said in the past two months that would most definitely have offended them. it's a good thing that they are nice people.