there's a song called "heaven is a halfpipe" by opm that's been playing on the radio lately. "if i die before i wake, at least in heaven i can skate, because on earth i can't do jack, without my old man on my back" it's pretty funny, but it mentions "jesus packing my bong." do you think jesus should be this guy's personal bong packer?

i think teen angst music is in shambles...... "i can't do jack" ???? wtf?

In a better world, Jesus would be EVERYONE'S personal bong loader.

You're right. Could he load my opium pipe too?

Silly kids, in heaven you won't need your nasty chemicals because you'll feel good all the time.

Hah. Everyone should read the "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac" issues concerning heaven and hell. Is it true that somewhere in the Bible, Jesu ben Miriam (who may or may not be our lord and saviour) gets high on mandrake root? wtf. how do you get high on mandrake root? What IS mandrake root? (the root of the mandrake plant. thanks, all.) Silly kids. On Earth, you won't need your nasty chemicals, because you can feel good all the time. "It's fun to have fun, but you have to know how!" --The Cat in The Hat

Mandrake root induces abortion. Didn't we have this discussion when we read "Go and Catch a Falling Star?"

Speaking of inducing abortion, my period is two weeks late. What the hell is up, Immaculate Conception?

when i stopped eating meat two years ago, i skipped a period. actually, i enjoyed the freedom. wish it would happen more often, or taper off sooner. once when i was wandering around saturday market, i saw i sign for a store called "hidden treasures". thinking it was a jewelry store (i was in a good mood after finding a kick ass majik store) i walked in. bongs everywhere, it smells funny, and there's this guy sitting next to the door: "hey, how's it going?" "uh, okay...i'm late for my flute lesson." "well, have a good time..." then i ran downstairs and poked around some more. that reminds me: i should see how my schedule goes and try to help out audubon again this year. but not on a regular basis.

since we're talking about periods... i haven't had mine in uh... three months. i've taken three pregnancy tests and they've all been negative (one was from the doctor). it's silly that i'm still nervous. what the hell though. i don't think i'd be too unhappy. i do want to have a child, but someday would be better than today (or six months from today). baby bell_jars... scary thought

Bell_jar,sometimes stress will make you skip periods.If I remember,you have more than your share.

I'm really not interested in a child, ever. I think that I"m nervous about having moved and all that, and that this is an offshoot. I went off the pill about a month before I left, which may have affected it too. Who knows. Anyway, I'm just nervous. I have to go to Planned Parenthood anyway today to get back on the pill, so I'll bring it up with them.

chances are isolde, learning from the mrs.'s experience....the pill can do strange things to your body.....especially going on and off skipping a month or two....... otherwise ladies, swine might have your periods, he keeps weird shit like that..

Goddamnit, Swine! I'm not actually that worried about it, since it is physically impossible for me to pregnant, I just realized that it was two weeks late and I was a little confused. I'm going back onto the the pill soon, actually. But yeah, I think it's late because I went off it. When I was on it, my period was like clockwork. Anyway. Maybe I should keep my application for Sainthood ready anyway. Maybe I'm carrying Jesus II. Then the holy rollers'll be pissed.

the son of the son of god. jesus christ junior. i read a book about a girl that thought she was going to have a virgin birth. she was insane.

I'm not insane! *clutches at her stuffed rabbit*

Lenore?

do you snore?

No, but I talk in my sleep.

i used to laugh in my sleep.