poo is good okay

Hey, listen: I've been wondering for a LONG time. What does "buttmunch" mean? Or: what is a "buttmunch"? Anyone? The floor is open.

anyone who would eat slackers shorts

It means someone into rimming.

whats all this about?

I too have seen this,it cracked me up.I some way found it when I was listening to the radio and heard a story about a New Mexico lawyer who was admitted to the E.R. with a cell phone up his ass.Of course he had a really lame excuse,something about his dog&the shower.But what made me hysterical was that he was making jokes about it and the staff was in stitches (laughing)and then the phone was ringing when it was still in him.I was just beside myself thinking about what he could have been saying.A friend of mine worked in E.R. here, and some man came in with a shampoo bottle up his ass,my friend was trying so hard not to laugh.After the doctor took it out and the guys getting ready to go,the doctor holds up the half full bottle of shampoo and asks him if he wanted his shampoo?Of course,she lost it.

What kind of shampoo was it?

Prell,figures a man who would be dumb enough to stick a shampoo bottle up his ass would pick the worst shampoo possible.

doesn't prell come in a tube? it used to.

It comes in a bottle now,it might still come in a tube too.

is that a pop top with squeeze action?

1950 Actress Tallulah Bankhead wins $5,000 from Proctor & Gamble after charging that a jingle about "Tallulah, the tube of Prell shampoo" damaged her career.

Didn,t she smoke 5 packs a day?

compilation of prell info on the web. I. should I take prell with me to mexico? “Once upon a time Prell shampoo had plastic holders that could be used to hang the tube of shampoo upside-down from a towel rack or shower curtain rod. The lid could be flipped open and a valve in the cap kept it from running out until it was squeezed. I've got a couple of these and re-fill the tubes with new Prell shampoo and Pert shampoo. This would be a nice 'after market' item for someone to manufacture. I use Prell because it seems do a good job of washing the salt water out of my hair, Pert has it's own conditioner and so it saves one container.” II. does prell demonstrate rayleigh-taylor instability? “2C40.90 Rayleigh-Taylor instability in Prell AJP 53(5),484 A air bubble rising in a tube of Prell shampoo demonstrates Rayleigh-Taylor instability. Other examples are given.” III. does nasa suggest I use prell to demonstrate basic aviation principles? “Water, like air, is a fluid, and can be used to simulate air flow -- especially lift! Materials: plastic tub or aluminum tray (rectangular) larger the better, but any size will do foam wing and any other shapes of wood/metal/foam shampoo with fish scales or silk in it (Prell)” IV. can I use prell to treat head lice? “If using a nit removal product (for example: Clear, Step 2 or vinegar), it must be used first and remove nits. Wash hair with a cleansing shampoo (for example: Prell) that does not have conditioners, fruit, vegetables or protein added. Towel dry (until a piece of toilet paper does not stick to the hair).” V. yes, but is prell kosher enough for passover? “II. THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTS MAY BE USED FOR PESACH WITHOUT SPECIAL KOSHER FOR PESACH CERTIFICATION, except where noted otherwise. A new box, can or jar should be used where an old one may have come into contact with chometz. This is a partial list only. The omission of any specific brand or product does not necessarily imply that it contains chometz. The following list refers only to U.S.-manufactured version of the products. Products manufactured in Canada, even with the same brand name, may have different formulations. Most of the medications, cosmetics and toiletries listed are not under supervision, and their listing here, based on information from the manufacturer, pertains only to their lack of chometz, not to the general kashrus of their ingredients. Many of the medications contain kitniyos, which is permissible when taken for medical purposes. […] Shampoo: Head and Shoulders, Pert, Prell” VI. prell sounds too good to be true! let me guess – it causes cancer in laboratory rats? “From: RSManna@aol.com Date: Thu, 22 Apr 1999 08:31:05 EDT Subj: Fwd: THIS IS SERIOUS ... NOT A JOKE ... READ CAREFULLY! Check the ingredients listed on your shampoo bottle, and see ifthey have a substance by the name of, Sodium Laureth Sulfate orsimply SLS. This substance is found in most shampoos, and the manufacturesuse it because it produces a lot of foam and it is cheap. BUT the fact is that SLS is used to scrub garage floors, and it is verystrong. It is also proven that it can cause cancer in the longrun, and this is no joke. I went home and checked my shampoo (Vidal Sasoon & Pert), itdoesn't contain it; however, others such as Vo5, Palmolive, PaulMitchell, Pantene Pro-v Prell, the new Hemp shampoo, etc.,contains this substance.”

god, I have to post the rest of the aol letter, it's mentions the "cancer virus" and how the american risk for cancer has gone from 1:8000 in the '80s to 1:3 in the '90s: So I called one company, and I told them their product contains a substance that will cause people to have cancer. They said "Yeah, we knew about it but there is nothing we can do about it because we need that substance to produce foam. By the way Colgate toothpaste also contains the same substance to produce the bubbles. Research has shown that in the 1980s, the chance of getting cancer is 1 out of 8000 and now, in the 1990s, the chances of getting cancer is 1 out of 3, which is very serious. So I hope that you will take this seriously and pass this on to all the people you know and hopefully, we can stop ourselves the cancer virus. This is serious, after you have read this, pass it on to as many people as possible, this is not a chain letter, but it concerns our health. Michelle Hailey Executive Secretary University of Pennsylvania Health System Office of Legal Affairs (215) 662-2546

UM....HEAVY MAN

Um....bullshit, man. And now might be a good time for a PSA about typing in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. It used to be that people who did had a 1 in 8000 chance of getting battered by annoyed readers, but now it's closer to 1 in 3.

UM......as I explained earlier in another thread, its not intentional, I only do it because my email log/pass is in caps on a site i usually visit prior to this one......relax...i will make serious effort to not use caps.. don't hurt me

Cyst: It's so bugged that you posted that today... Over the weekend/I remember seeing a toothpaste commerical for one of those whitening brands/bragging abt how it contains Triclene. Then later/when I was cleaning up after dinner/I noticed that my antibacterial dishwashing liquid also contained Triclene! (I finished the bottle that nite & haven't bought anymore since/so I don't remember what brand it was. Did you know you can use shampoo to wash yr dishes in a pinch?) Who wd want that stuff in their mouth? Sodium Lauryl Sulfate & Sodium Laureth Sulfate (which are supposedly derived from coconut oil) are ubiquituous & nearly impossible to avoid. They're even in stuff that doesn't foam up -- like make-up.The shampoo I usually use is plain ground-up castille soap mixed w/water/or Dr. Bronner's liquid soap/which contains nothing but pure soap made from olive or coconut oils. (That's what I've been washing dishes w/since Sat.) And I only use toothpaste in the morning -- at nite/I brush w/baking soda/salt & peroxide. But I'm looking at a tube of Tom's of Maine toothpaste right now/& even it contains Sodium Lauryl Sulfate (with 'from coconut oil' immediately after). There's nothing else artificial in it/but still. I don't worry much abt environmental cancer risks from everyday products/becuz I smoke. So if I get the Big C/everyone will say it's from cigarettes. But when I find out abt any chemical agent that's used for industrial purposes/I usually try to cross it off my list. I tried that years ago w/SLS -- but it's everywhere! I'm more concerened w/pesticide usage in crops/BGH & all the antibiotiocs they're pumping into cattle & chickens. And the genetically- -engineered veggies that don't have to be labeled as such. Like that new corn crop that gives off pollen that kills Monarch butterflies. Those are the things that really scare me. But how are we supposed to wash our clothes & our hair & clean our homes & brush our teeth w/out SLS? Unless you switch to a purely organic product like Dr. Bronner's (which I wdn't want to brush my teeth with)/what else is out there that's safe & effective? (And Dr. Bronner's doesn't do shit for carpet stains.) But you're right -- my can of carpet cleaner has SLS in it too. Years ago/what did they used to put in toothpaste & shampoo to make it lather/before SLS?

I have a very hairy ass, what kind of shampoo do you recommend?

I recommend shaving. Or electrolysis. Butthair is almost as gross as back hair!

I have both. Does that make me gross R.C.?

Not if yr partner doesn't think so. Does he? S'prolly a hetero thing. As a woman/I prefer men who are smoothies from the neck down. With maybe a little chest hair & leg hair. But if I were a big hairy guy who was gay/I think hairy men wdn't bother me. What is that con y'all have -- "The Bears" or something? Where all these Grizzly Adams-type gays get together in the woods somewhere?

I still haven gown hair.."down there"...is something wrong with me?

I still havent gown hair.."down there"...is something wrong with me?

oops hit the button twice, sorry,

R.C.-- LOL!!!!!!! I don't have a significant other right now, but yes, I do prefer hairy dudes. And their are lots of "cons" for "big, gay, hairy men." Oddly enough, however, I have never been to one. This weekend is Pride Weekend in D.C. though, so who knows what I might encounter.

I work for a major gay & lesbian publisher, it's pride week all over, though I am not gay I am aware of a company called Brush Creek who specialize in "BEAR" porn and the likes there of. Jim maybe you have heard of this compnay, I think they stand alone

I like hairy chest on men the more,the better,but not on the back.But speaking of hair,I was at a convention once,and some man started talking to me,I don,t remember a damn thing he said because he had these long hairs hanging out of his nose.About 1 or 2 inches at least,it was really gross!All I could think about was does this guy ever look in the mirror,didn,t he wonder why he was the only one out of a huge crowd that had tufts coming out of his nose?Would he go out with a bugger hanging with the hair?Yea he probably would,he finally left,I must have looked pretty wierd cause he kept looking at me from across (thank God)the room.So I left,it just disturbed me.When I got home after a few drinks and some joints,I thought about him again,I laughed till I cried.

Waffleboy, I know exactly the company you reference. Not that I've ever *bought* anything they published. ;-) J, I draw the line at nose hair too. That's just plain gross.

And did someone forget to mention clicka?

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