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This Idiot Boy is willing to pay $10,000 to anybody that can find him his future wife. He is even more desperate than Paul Haws. Step up Small Soldiers, it is time for Idiot War II.

I'll pay anyone $20,000 if you can get HIM to marry ME and overlook that fact that I smoke, and I WISH I could wear my size 10 jeans.

Damn all ya shallow SINGLE men. That's why all ya'all are SINGLE, and I'm husband/boyfriendless.

He likes "lite rock." No wonder he has to go through such extreme measures to find a date.

*shudder*

that's the one thing that i noticed about the page, too. the country western and 'lite rock'. eww. the other thing: he's an oily bohunk. gross.

the answering machine message is pretty funny.

This guy is going down! My God what a loser! And I thought Haws was bad enough. The world is not big enough for the both of them. Let's get to work soldiers. This should be fun!

Oh I just read thru his page further...

Hes not judgemental but he wants a chick who is

"very attractive, brunette or blonde 24-34, 5'4"- 6',
100-135 lbs and in good shape. I have never been atractted to
anyone that wore over a size 10 (I prefer a thin build and I
can't help that.) "

Fuckwit... I prefer big broad dark skinned guys but my boyfriend is short, skinny and white and I love him and wouldn't change him for the world.

This is war.

i have a feeling about this guy--that this one's not gonna care that we're fucking with him unless we *really* begin to piss him off. i did, however, get one of my co-workers into the spirit of things...she's about 5'4", has a Ph.D., owns a brand new, cherry red porsche boxter, is a brunette with blond highlights, no more than a size 6, former gymnast, non smoker to send a pic. too bad she's already engaged. she thought that he needed to be taken down a notch, and i thought she was the perfect one to do it. she agreed. ill keep you posted.

funny thing about her is that if you looked at her, you'd never guess her to be a scientist. you'd think makeup artist, or aerobics instructor. She herself once said "id make more money stripping in a bar."

too bad she is engaged! sounds almost good enough for the almighty me!

-just kidding.

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