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By Automated masturbatory device on Monday, February 8, 1999 - 11:20 pm:

By Vagina cleaning device on Monday, February 8, 1999 - 11:30 pm:

By Scrotum insulator on Monday, February 8, 1999 - 11:34 pm:

By Anus blocking device on Monday, February 8, 1999 - 11:36 pm:

By R.C. on Tuesday, February 9, 1999 - 12:33 am:

    Okay, so... we gotta guy in China who invented the douche bag (isn't he a little late?); a guy in Illinois who invented an antomatic willy wanker (Look, Ma -- no hands!) ; a guy from New Hampshire who invented saran-wrap bags for yr balls (gives a whole new meaning to the term "pocket pool"); & a Japanese guy who invented inflatable anus balls (won't touch that one).

    Alright, who's the culprit? These sound very much like Piglinks to me...

    Seriously -- whomever you are/you need'nt reveal yrself to me. Just explain HOW on earth you manged to find this stuff? Is there some really twisted search engine online that I need to know abt?

    Is this what IBM does with those millions it spends on R&D?

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