Okay, so... we gotta guy in China who invented the douche bag (isn't he a little late?); a guy in Illinois who invented an antomatic willy wanker (Look, Ma -- no hands!) ; a guy from New Hampshire who invented saran-wrap bags for yr balls (gives a whole new meaning to the term "pocket pool"); & a Japanese guy who invented inflatable anus balls (won't touch that one). Alright, who's the culprit? These sound very much like Piglinks to me... Seriously -- whomever you are/you need'nt reveal yrself to me. Just explain HOW on earth you manged to find this stuff? Is there some really twisted search engine online that I need to know abt? Is this what IBM does with those millions it spends on R&D?