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Here's an example: Three-panel strip, each panel focusing on one alien-looking guy. Guy: The plans are laid, Xerkon. In two solar days we will bring the Earthmen to their knees. Guy again: I await your orders. Guy's mother: You're going to be awaiting a spanking if you're late for your appointment at the burn clinic again. Guy: Aw jeez, Mom. You must see it to believe! |
Bug-eyed Earl: It's true no man is an island... (Blank panel) Bug-eyed Earl: ...but if you take a bunch of dead guys and tie 'em together, they sure make a good raft. |
Ted: Say there, kids...what are you two so intent on over there? Kids: I'm teaching Simon how to count to six (Six! Six!) Ted: That's good, but why don't you teach him how to count to ten instead? Kids: But Dad...a grasshopper's only got six legs that you can pick off for counting. Ted: Then you boys hold on and I'll go get the cat. We're going to learn to count to ten, by God. Kids: You rule, Dad! (Yaaaaay!) |
But screw it, it's true! Those are my favorite strips! And yes, I am an imbecile. |
pannel 1 (dead clown face, eyes closed.) "My brother and I found a dead clown behind our house one day, which was strange because there wasn't a circus in town or anything." pannel 2 (dead clown face, eyes closed.) "...At first we were kind of sad, until we got a couple of ping pong balls, drew little dots on them and put them where his eyes were." pannel 3 (dead clown face, eyes wide open)"...And then we laughed and laughed, even though he was dead." Max is a genius. Rumourmill says he was recently optioned by MTV... |