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Someone posted a link to this site/& I just cdn't hep' mahself! (I've been downloading MP3 files all nite/& they take forever/so I had lots of time on my hands...) I've sorted thru the most interesting offerings from the Florida penitentiary system. Males first. Females to follow on another day. My personal Top 20 are listed below. So, if you'd like to see where yr tax dollars are going/click on any of the links below. [What's hysterical to me abt all these ads is that most of them sound just as tired as the Personals. And nearly everyone claims yo be "Honest" & "Not interested in Head Games"!! Spome of these guys are awfully particular/considering. If my ass was in prison & tryin' to get a man, my ad wd read: Incarcerated Black female, age 38, imprisoned for __________. Seeks any free Black man w/teeth & the time to write. Spelling counts." But hey -- that's just me...] Steve (not bad looking... wonder what he's in for?) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-05.html Eros (Latent homosexual Probably in the joint for being a transvestite hooker) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-37.html Castro (I don't care what the letter said -- this one's gay. But what a bod!!!) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-57.html John ("I love nature, wildlife, sports, music and long walks on the beach. Willing to relocate." Doesn't this guy know where he is?) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-06.html Another Steve ("P.S. This prisoner is in need of assistance with a project of national concern." Sounds like this guy reads too much Dilbert...) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-13.html Phillip (a REAL prize...) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-17.html Stephen (looks like Erik Estrada -- & a conspiracy buff too boot!) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-20.html Frankie (Goes for older women. Looks like a young Tony Montoya from 'Scarface".) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-23.html Lee (this one's a wanna-be rapper. Well, at least he's got the jailtime prereq outta the way..) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-27.html Clinton (no, not Bill. This one had the nerve to post a picture in which he posed w/a woman!) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-33.html Sonny (becuz no prison is complete w/out an inmate named Sonny. "Seeking correspondence with Lottery enthusiast." Bet he's in for fraud with the FL lotto.) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-34.html Michael (From his photo/he must be the youngest inmate in the FL prisons system. Awful thing is/it looks just like a photo I have of a cousin of mine. Even the same shirt.) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-35.html Henry (prefers "seniors or middle-aged women..." or any other females ripe for scamming...) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-36.html Ramon (Hands off! This one's for PJayBoy) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-38.html John (out of all of them/this guy I wd almost write to...) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-39.html Randy (whose ad sounds like 6 different smooth-talkers we've all met -- w/regret. Included an autographed photo of himself!)) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-40.html Norberto (Sounds pretty together for a guy on Death Row) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-47.html Michael (very striking photo) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-118.html Rob (not your usual heat-of-passion murderer! Looks like the classic California Boy. I may write just to hear his story...) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-116.html Julio (had the nerve to ask for $$ RIGHT OFF THE BAT!) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-115.html Patrick (Yet another legend in his own mind...) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-53.html Kenny (Proof that looking like an alien will land you in prison! Wasn't he in that X-Files episode where the guy ate the live fish? No, really -- picture that guy w/no tattoos...) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-66.html Artie (this one's for PJ -- he's Gay & afraid of getting assulated. Just wants to write for emotional support. Can you refer him to any D.C. orgs that might offer help?) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-65.html Thomas (A Lifer -- looks like a bad photo of Jim Carrey) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-64.html Vrain (Because if yr momma named you something that dumb/you deserve to be in prison!) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-76.html Danny (a GORGEOUS HUNK! And only serving 3 life sentences! Shall I write him?) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-81.html Patrick (looks like the guy who fixes yr car at the gas station down the street. Wonder what he's in for -- bad oil change?) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-96.html Scott (could be the next Bill Gates -- he's got the goofy look down pat.) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-102.html Kelvin (becuz brothers named Kelvin are ALWAYS full of shit & deserve to be in jail!) http://www.penpals-n-prison.com/fl-m-104.html I'm telling ya -- if they each had e-mail addresses & it was free to contact them/there's a couple I'd consider corresponding with... I'm sure I'd learn a lot. But I'll be damned if I'm gonna spend $6.00 -- then have to rent a p.o. box to protect my privacy. Still, it was a good idea to create such a site. |
LOL@Your commentaries!!! Ok some comments: Castro: If that's REALLY his pic... *drool* Stephen aka Eric Estrada: "My preference is a female relationship. However, males are welcome to write as long as their intentions are based on friendship and kept at an intellectual level." Translation: Bi/gay curious. :-) Ramon: Any particular reason you picked this one for me, R.C.? I mean he's sexy as all get out, but does 6 years older qualify as "an older man?" John (Inmate FL-M-39): Ummm... R.C., before you write to this guy, I'd wanna find out how is wife died in 1996. I mean, HELLO, he is in prison. *hehe* Randy: ROTFLMAO @ the autographed jailbird pic. Oh and someone please let him know mail is 33 cents now. Norbert: Ye gads and little catfishes is all I gotta say about this one. Michael: Striking Picture indeed. Reminds me of those old pics of Jesse James. Rob: Heck with Ramon, I want him!!! :) Julio: I'm sure he got his loot. There are TONS of gullable men and women out there. Patrick: "I'm 5'10, with a body that has been chiszeld to perfection from the years that I've been imprisoned." HA!!! He's not TOO stuck on himself is he??? Artie: I gotta help myself before I start helping prisoners. :) Danny: LOL.. another case of "that pic's not him." Patrick2: Prisoned temporarily??? Well duh, everyone but life/death rowers are temporary. hehe... but this one is cute. I got enough troubles/worries of my own to even consider this road. I mean, but I guess there's folks out there that do and will. More power to them! |
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What must the victim have been thinking as they were staring death in the face. This has been an editorial comment by PajamaBoy, and does not represent the opinions of Sorabji.com or its affiliates. |
govern yourself accordingly. |
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My advice for those who do want to write an inmate is look into there eyes(if pic is shown)If they are mean looking...beware. But if there is still a sparkle of life left...take a chance. These people need the friendship and the encouragement that they are still worth something to somebody. For anyone wanting to write Joey here is his address...joey pelligrino 513914-562 Hardee Correctional Institution 6901 State Road 62 Bowling Green, Florida 33834.8976 He's a great guy, and likes to hear from the outside world. |
Sorry/but I discriminate against rapists/child molesters & men who beat &/or kill their women. They ain't worth the price of a postage stamp. |