How much of a Bastard are YOU?

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By semillama on Wednesday, March 8, 2000 - 06:41 pm:

    Just took the Bastard test at www.thespark.com
    And survey says. . !


    The results are in. You are certifiably:


    48% bastard!
    27% of which is Tard



    The worldwide average is 42% bastard.


    How others compare:

    3% (same as you)

    30% (more bastard than you)

    67% (less bastard than you)

    Of the 209,311 test takers so far:

    74% like to drink
    60% gamble
    52% have cheated
    47% will lie for sex
    38% hate homosexuality
    16% would have sex with a relative
    6% like childporn

    Interesting Results:

    The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bastard.

    (I'm 27)

    Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends.

    Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits.

    Catholics are more likely to spit on you.

    Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell.

By crimson on Wednesday, March 8, 2000 - 07:42 pm:

    i took both tests: bitch & bastard.

    i took the bastard test just for kicks, mainly because my husband frequently calls me a bastard (long-running joke).

    i am 49% bitch & 34% bastard.

    the results on the bitch test surprised me. i'm not a bitch. really, i'm not.

    although i AM a bit of a bastard at moments.

By Wavydave on Wednesday, March 8, 2000 - 09:27 pm:

    I came out at 40% bastard.

    I'm 27.

By Gee on Thursday, March 9, 2000 - 04:15 am:

    36% bastard!
    20% of which is Tard

    also:

    According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

    3 children.

    Here are some stats about your next one:


    Sex: female
    Birth weight: 15 lbs. 9 oz.
    Length at birth: 6 inches
    Chance of mangling birth-defect: 15%
    Most likely defect: cleft palate

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