And survey says. . ! The results are in. You are certifiably: 48% bastard! 27% of which is Tard The worldwide average is 42% bastard. How others compare: 3% (same as you) 30% (more bastard than you) 67% (less bastard than you) Of the 209,311 test takers so far: 74% like to drink 60% gamble 52% have cheated 47% will lie for sex 38% hate homosexuality 16% would have sex with a relative 6% like childporn Interesting Results: The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bastard. (I'm 27) Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends. Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits. Catholics are more likely to spit on you. Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell. |
i took the bastard test just for kicks, mainly because my husband frequently calls me a bastard (long-running joke). i am 49% bitch & 34% bastard. the results on the bitch test surprised me. i'm not a bitch. really, i'm not. although i AM a bit of a bastard at moments. |
I'm 27. |
20% of which is Tard also: According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have: 3 children. Here are some stats about your next one: Sex: female Birth weight: 15 lbs. 9 oz. Length at birth: 6 inches Chance of mangling birth-defect: 15% Most likely defect: cleft palate |