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Why Patrick, I beg your pardon. I thought the title of this arena is "Where've you been on the 'net today" The uh . . ."##@!~###** spamming" is called two or three URLs of demented interest.

Posting posting, post toast-eds:
SOUTHPARKS's All New Episodes begin ToNight!
Jah! Wednesday April 5th, stardate 2000.

How's that L.A. scene?
Is it true that the taverns close quite early?
Is it true that people go to other peoples houses for entertainment there, maybe a comedy club. Perhaps am mis-informed. Taaalk to me. and is it true that if you're driving around at 2 a.m. that you will summarily be stopped by the police. . ?
Rumour has it.

(the following was the section that I thought was being posted regarding this "funnystuff.URL" now becoming. . . whatever.ws. brrfrhrr.

Not enough change to break a dollar/pound/deutschmark/yen.

Not hard-docked.

Not inflated to 90 PSI.

Not much to show for four billion years of evolution.

Not shooting pool on a level table.

Not the full quid.

Not the same since they took him off his medication.

Nothing between the stethoscopes.

Number 'n a hake. (New England expression; a notoriously stupid fish.)

Oil doesn't reach his dipstick.

On permanent/unexcused leave of absence from his senses.

On the batting end of a no-hitter.

One bean short of chili.

One bird short of a flock.

One bit short of a byte/word.

One block short of a filesystem.

One board short of a porch.

One boot stuck in the sand.

One car short of a chase scene.

One chapter short of a novel.

One chicken short of a henhouse.

One chip short of a megabyte.

One clue short of a solution.

One color short of color-coordinated.

One couplet short of a sonnet.

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