Hilarious Personal Sites


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THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016).

By patrick on Thursday, April 6, 2000 - 03:08 pm:


By moonit on Thursday, April 6, 2000 - 11:14 pm:


By Nobody on Tuesday, April 11, 2000 - 01:20 pm:


By patrick on Tuesday, April 11, 2000 - 01:27 pm:

    ummm. wow, did you bother to look at the links above?


By J on Tuesday, April 11, 2000 - 01:28 pm:

    I think I saw that on cruel site of the day,we should all pick on him,real gold,his car?I guess that,s why he lives in Queens.


By J on Tuesday, April 11, 2000 - 01:29 pm:

    Should I call him?


By J on Tuesday, April 11, 2000 - 02:03 pm:

    That little asshole doesn,t even have an phone machine,I called there,just ring,ring,ring.I,ll try later.I just love fucking with someone over the phone.I love making crank calls,I know I,m immature for someone my age,but it makes me happy.


By patrick on Tuesday, April 11, 2000 - 02:06 pm:

    does your husband ever look at the phone bill and wonder what the hell you do all day?


By J on Tuesday, April 11, 2000 - 02:16 pm:

    I,m not that stupid,I use dial pad and have a freeway card,I,ll look up the links and try to post them here.I thought I posted the dialpad link here once before.


By J on Tuesday, April 11, 2000 - 02:23 pm:

    Did I every mention that I have met the Jerky Boys,and have their autograph?When I was waiting in line to meet them at Borders,the news cameras where there and I had to keep shifting around so I wouldn,t be caught on tape,didn,t want my neighbors to see me.Same reason that I don,t wear my Mr.Hanky tee shirt in public,it was a gift.


By patrick on Tuesday, April 11, 2000 - 02:23 pm:

    i didn't mean to imply you were stupid. i don't know anything of this "dialpad" thing you refer to. In essence your hubby can't see where you call. ok thats what I was getting at.


By J on Tuesday, April 11, 2000 - 02:51 pm:

    I know you wouldn,t call me stupid,I knew what you were getting at,I love ya...http://dialpad.com/ you can call someone that doesn,t have a computer right to the phone.Freeway looks like more of a trouble than when first hooked up with them www.broadpoint.com and this is one of the best "tools" I use for crank calling download this,it will crack you up http://www.cybr.net/st/


By semillama on Tuesday, April 11, 2000 - 03:47 pm:

    What a contrast! To be a 37-year-old Goth takes guts. What else does he "mourn" I wonder?


By patrick on Tuesday, April 11, 2000 - 03:59 pm:

    i just love the photos on the forklift. Does he really come to work like that? Do his otherwise masculin warehouse co-employees accept his freakdom? This is what i want to know.


By J on Tuesday, April 11, 2000 - 04:22 pm:

    Sorabji,s hook up with that dialpad,lets all call him,it,s so easy to use even I could figure it out.All you need is a microphone.


By Jina on Wednesday, April 12, 2000 - 01:29 am:

    Ohmigosh! I know who the Cryptie character is trying to be like. He HAS to be. Death. From the Endless series by Neil Gaiman. I really liked the High Cost of Living.


By Gee on Wednesday, April 12, 2000 - 04:01 am:

    you're a good egg, Jina. Death is my favorite comic book character. High Cost of Living was the Best comic book series I've ever read.

    thanks for the link!


By J on Thursday, April 13, 2000 - 11:30 am:

    My husband works this Sat.,I,ll call Mr.Mercedes again then.


By Czarina on Thursday, April 13, 2000 - 02:45 pm:

    J, did I tell you that my daughters love interest is a published comic book artist, he's a trip. He goes back and forth from his studio in Ore. to a studio in New York. She goes with him sometimes, and has worked on some commercials in New York. She finally finished film school[ not acting, producing, directing, that kinda stuff.]I can't wait to sneak on the set, and check out some of the more interesting male actors, I'll have to be sneaky though, cause she's kinda surreal,when it comes to her work. I know Brucifer will come with me,are you game,too?


By patrick on Thursday, April 13, 2000 - 03:10 pm:

    coming to hollywood anytime soon?


By J on Thursday, April 13, 2000 - 03:39 pm:

    Hell ya!! Why can,t my daughters look for guys like that? Amme isn,t working at the resturant anymore,she,s working at Reverand Zombies House of Voodoo phone #504-524-4277,how fitting.Heather still with the old man.Hook up to that dialpad and help me fuck with this guy,Czarina.Plus I want to tell you about,oh never mind I think I did already.I could have had me some of that.


By Czarina on Thursday, April 13, 2000 - 03:42 pm:

    Actually, I'm going to be traveling quite frequently between here and Phoenix in the next few months.I just found out my father has cancer, and they have only given him 6 to 9 months to live.Its ironic, because he's a health nut, been eating right long before anyone knew it was important, they were living on their sailboat for the last few years, docked in San Diego, and I'm really glad they were able to do that,cause its something he always wanted to do.Its hard for me to imagine such a vibrant man being stricken with something so debilitating.They are trying the chemo and radiation, so I'm hopefull that it will
    help.Sorry, didn't mean to bemoan my worries, but will be traveling back and forth as frequently as I can,so its very posssible I will be in Calif.
    and yes I will make EVERY attempt to sneak on to the studios, hopefully with my cohorts, are you interested in joining us?


By J on Thursday, April 13, 2000 - 03:49 pm:

    I,m so sorry to hear that Czarina,if you want to stay with me,you know you are always welcome.Life,it,s just one thing after another.


By Czarina on Thursday, April 13, 2000 - 03:59 pm:

    I will undoubtably be staying with you part of the time, am looking forward to coming home, just wish it was under better circumstances.The problem is, it will be REALLY hard for me to come back here.
    Lifes funny, I've got all my birds here, otherwise
    I wouldn't even look back.


By J on Thursday, April 13, 2000 - 04:45 pm:

    I hear you.I,ll try to keep your mind off things.And hey,I know a woman who had a bone marrow transplant,about 4 years ago,I never asked her how old she was but I,m guessing around your dads age and she,s fine now.Plus you know what,s up,watching for staff infections.


By Kalliope on Thursday, April 13, 2000 - 09:32 pm:

    I'd do cryptie. Only on the forklifty tho.

    hehe. i'm so not funny.

    Heh, Neil Gaiman fans. EEEEhhh. My site is on endless.org. Have you read angels and visitations? there's an audio tape too of some of his stories from that. get dream hunters too. fucking amazing.


By Jina on Thursday, April 13, 2000 - 11:19 pm:

    Yeah. Death is definately my favorite. Then Dream, then Delerium.

    Dream Hunters. The newest one right? With artwork by Yoshitaka Amano. I drool over his work, all the way through the final fantasy series I loved it all. His quick and scribbly jauntings, all rhythmic with a beautiful color scheme.

    I love old Japenese block prints too. They're AMAZING. People during that time did not hold it with such prestige. My favorite's Hiroshige. His first work on that site has an implied movement of zig zagging down the middle.


By patrick on Friday, April 14, 2000 - 11:37 am:

    nerve.com has an online exhibit of erotic Japanese block prints.....when the wife was in japan recently, she brought back a deck of cards with repos of block prints....she also got me a cloth wall hanging with a similar type of erotic image..


By J on Saturday, April 15, 2000 - 04:14 pm:

    The wealthy asain stud is still not home.Ring,ring, ring,I should have called earlier.


By Kalli the gigalo on Sunday, April 16, 2000 - 10:39 pm:

    Tell him I'll be his love child.

    AM I NOT HOT?


By Kalli on Sunday, April 16, 2000 - 10:42 pm:

    You know what I just noticed in that picture????

    There's like, a foot behind his leg.....

    AHAHAHHAHA

    I'm gonna pee.


By Jina on Tuesday, April 18, 2000 - 11:16 pm:

    I was in the college library once looking through a book of prints by Hokusai. I got near the end of the book, and it showed all the erotic images he had done. I was slightly shocked, pinked cheeked, and bewildered. There was one of a female pearl diver getting some oral sex from an octopus while another one was wrapping a tentacle around her nipple.






By droopy on Tuesday, April 18, 2000 - 11:37 pm:


By Gee on Wednesday, April 19, 2000 - 01:25 am:

    I typed my real name into yahoo and the very first site that came up was a Porn site. Isn't that interesting?


By Jina on Wednesday, April 19, 2000 - 04:34 pm:

    I haven't used Yahoo in so long. The only two I use is google and hotbot. I only use Yahoo to look up that nifty java whiteboard.


By J on Thursday, April 20, 2000 - 06:11 am:

    I hooked up to google,tried to post it the other day,of course I haven,t figured out how to use it the right way.What,s the deal about the nifty java whiteboard,and what is it?


By Jina on Thursday, April 20, 2000 - 09:12 pm:

    http://www.groupboard.com It's like a paint program almost, and you can even tell the people drawing how shitty their work is below on the chat screen. It's fun, there's even psychotic people who have done an unbelievable job creating works of art in the archives. I usually just draw little anime faces.

    Google is a cool concept. Basically it gains links by learning and going through others links from other links.


By J on Thursday, May 11, 2000 - 01:38 pm:

    Mr. Lonely has removed his phone # from his sight due to crank callers,shit!! I wish I would have wrote it down somewhere.


By wisper on Thursday, May 11, 2000 - 02:35 pm:

    oh Cryptie. Cryptie, Cryptie, Cryptie. I never thought i'd see you again.
    My first introduction to him was almost a year ago, when the Catty Goths (where ARE they?!?) found him. I belive their only comment was : run. run for your life. And i did, but only when my website-browsing companion realised that in one of the pics he seems to be wearing a dress that is a little TOO similar to that of his dead girlfriend.
    We still can't look at a forklift without laughing.


By Rhiannon on Thursday, May 11, 2000 - 02:51 pm:


By Rhiannon on Thursday, May 11, 2000 - 02:52 pm:

    Whoops. I thought this was the thread in which Margret asked people to post weird links.


By J on Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 02:21 pm:


By J on Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 02:26 pm:

    Scroll down and check out his fashions.


By pez on Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 04:29 pm:

    oh my.


By semillama on Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 04:59 pm:

    sad.


By moonit on Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 05:59 pm:

    J where do you find them?


By Cat on Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 06:05 pm:

    He's from Tampa! Maybe Mark knows him. Maybe...nah.

    He's got nice legs for tights really.


By Hal on Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 09:07 pm:

    Oh my god that is probably the saddest thing I've seen in weeks... That person has achived the level of "Pity Man."

    A very non-coveted award from the "Saddest People On Earth Guild Awards."


By pez on Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 01:31 am:

    maybe i'll learn html and post pics of me in my princess leia costume. or not. i like zining better.

    actually, i have a tinkerbell muscle-t somewhere.


By J on Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 01:56 am:

    Moonit,I did it for you,cause your so good at that.


By Shpay on Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 06:23 am:

    Sad? Petey seems pretty confident and happy with who he is. He must be to have the leotard-hugged balls to put up pics of himself like that. Maybe you are a little jealous?


By semillama on Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 11:18 am:

    Of what? That I don't have a bitchin' Peter Pan fetish?


By Hal on Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 06:31 pm:

    Or a burning desire to tuck my nuts underneith my asshole?


By Czarina on Monday, February 19, 2001 - 12:23 am:

    J,I hurt myself laughing,I wasn't prepared for that!
    I must say,he has a way with fashion,not just anyone could design and wear his creations.I can see why you need a "special" password,to gain entry to his inner sanctum.


By J on Wednesday, June 20, 2001 - 01:20 pm:


By J on Wednesday, August 1, 2001 - 05:22 pm:


By wisper on Wednesday, August 1, 2001 - 06:08 pm:

    that is cool.


By Czarina on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 09:54 am:

    I think he's putting the wrong appendage in the guillotine.


By semillama on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 11:36 am:

    that's so funny. That made my morning. I think I will forward that scary Tranny page to Miguel.


By J on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 11:56 am:


By semillama on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 01:39 pm:

    My brain just exploded.


By R.C. on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 03:47 pm:

    It is NOT legal to charge people to watch you cut yr legs off! That guy's gonna get arrested before he can polish up his guillotine. (Wonder what the admission price is for the webcast...)

    I read somewhere once that even if you just post a classified ad saying "Send me $1.00" & listing an address/that's illegal. Even if you don't promise anything.

    Yet it's perfectly legal for some televangelist to tell you to send in $5.00 for a prayer cloth or a bottle of anointing oil?

    Only in America.



    That Khai muthafucker was hysterical, tho'.


By Nate on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 04:22 pm:

    send me $1.00 and i'll send you a square of toilet paper is legal. you have to sell something.

    that's how the envelope stuffing ads work. for $20 you get a packet that tells you how to buy advertising and the rights to reproduce and sell that packet for $20.

    hmm? yes.

    the leg guy has more to worry about than being arrested. check out his FAQ where he explains why he's not worried about blood loss from cutting his feet off.

    "uh, people lose limbs all the time and someone just picks up the limb and a doctor re-attaches it."

    right.

    uh huh.


By J on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 04:31 pm:

    Well he is from Biloxi Mississippi.


By semillama on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 04:56 pm:

    Oh! That explains everything. I was just in Biloxi, and believe me, the guy makes sense now.


By wisper on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 05:14 pm:

    but you can charge people for a live event or a pay per view, which is essentially what he's doing, right?
    Like a movie or a tv show or a play.
    You have to pay to see some webcams. And he's giving them access to his newsletter.
    That's not illegal.


By patrick on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 05:31 pm:

    i heard that dumbass on Stern the other day.


By pez on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 06:12 pm:

    what people won't do for money or fame.

    my aunt has a fake leg and gets really embarassed when she goes through airports.


By heather on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 06:34 pm:

    i had an uncle with a fake leg and he used to like to freak us out by showing how it came off or knocking on his hard shin


By pez on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 06:38 pm:

    i used to take a toilet plunger when i was little and pretend to be a one-legged pirate.


    arrrrrr, avast ye mateys!


By patrick on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 06:45 pm:

    thats fuckin funny


By Nate on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 09:26 pm:

    and rather gross.

    my brother used to whack each other in the face with the toilet plunger.

    now that i've actually had to use one. that's just fucking gross.

    it's not like you scrub the thing clean after each usage.

    at least, i don't.

    heh.

    hmm.


By agatha on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 11:11 pm:

    i'm going to pee my pants.

    avast!

    ha!


By pez on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 02:44 am:

    i never saw one of those things used before the age of twelve with the event of the lo-flo toilet.

    now i wield one with pride, and keep the eau-de-toilet-dripping rubber away from my person.

    but it would be cool to have a hook for a day or wear an eyepatch.


By patrick on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 11:33 am:

    a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel protruding from his zipper.



    the bartender is set aback. Looks at the pirate and says:

    "Whats with the steering wheel there mister???"


    The pirate says:










    "ARgghhhhhhhhhh Its drivin ME Nutz!!"


By semillama on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 12:02 pm:

    I already posted that one, last week.


By patrick on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 12:41 pm:

    you did not!



By J on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 01:10 pm:

    He did too!!!! On the wayd board,that makes you a joke pirate Patrick:)


By patrick on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 01:28 pm:

    i never read that board.

    no, it means that sem also reads maxim, cause thats where Nico picked it up.


By J on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 01:53 pm:

    Go read the wayd board,it's a joke fest over there.


By Nate on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 02:06 pm:

    fuck maxim.

    godchrist.


By patrick on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 02:10 pm:

    its an idiotic magazine that for somereason wont stop coming to our house. we didnt pay for it. so it sits next to the crapper.


By semillama on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 02:16 pm:

    I've never read maxim.

    I picked that joke up a few weeks ago from our crew member who likes pirates. He's known it a long time.


By Spider on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 02:29 pm:

    My penguin joke is still the best.


By patrick on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 02:35 pm:

    the joke was printed in maxim last month.


By J on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 02:46 pm:

    Calm down hon,it's no big deal.


By agatha on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 03:08 pm:


By J on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 03:09 pm:


By Spider on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 03:14 pm:

    Ooh! Thanks, Agatha!

    Is that your dog? What a fabulous face he has!


By patrick on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 03:19 pm:

    he looks like a slobber monster


By agatha on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 03:39 pm:

    he's not my dog, although i wish he were. he's a dog that i've been walking because his owner is never ever ever home. he's the best dog in the world, and deserves a better owner. his name is spike.

    aren't the little sweaters cute?


By Spider on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 03:57 pm:

    Yep! Penguins are so cool.

    My cousins have a dog that's half pit bull and half Rottweiler, and I've never met a better, sweeter dog than Sugar. She's the best. She looks like Spike a little - has the same shape of head with the same wall-eyed grin. My cousins got her after her previous owner didn't feel like taking care of her anymore. Maybe Spike could be yours one day, Agatha...


By Spider on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 03:58 pm:

    Pun not intended.


By agatha on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 04:02 pm:

    yeah, i entertained that notion for awhile, but his owner doesn't seem real anxious to be rid of him. i think he actually loves the dog, even though he treats him like shit.

    spike is pit and bull mastiff.


By patrick on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 04:09 pm:

    a girlfriend recently aquired an 8month old pup named betty, a pit bull/greyhound (specualtion on vet's part) mix.

    i absolutely fell in love with her. she likes boys a lot, and loves to roughhouse.

    you should see her run too holy cow, like a bolt of lightning.

    i really wanna pup


By agatha on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 04:30 pm:

    well, i'm probably the wrong person to talk to about this, but i say:
    get one!

    i'm currently dogsitting my friend's small fluffy dog for the week. he's awfully cute for a small fluffy dog. his name is zephyr. he likes to sleep on the bed with dave and i. trucker likes bossing him around.


By Spider on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 04:42 pm:

    Can you post a picture?

    I want a dog, too. Yesterday at the park I met a little dog, a Shiba Inu, who looked like a miniature fox. He had a fluffy tail that curled up and a little pointed face. So cute. I also met a great big white dog that had a bluish tint to the fur around his face and ears. I can't remember what breed he was, but I'd love a dog like that.


By Spider on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 04:46 pm:

    Some Shiba Inus

    The one I saw was very little, with red fur, and the fur around his head was cut close to his scalp, so his head wasn't as round as the heads in these pictures.


By patrick on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 05:02 pm:

    well agatha, the only person who is keeping me from having a pooch is me. we have a tiny place, i dont want a lap dog, but a medium size mutt or dalmation. our apartment is no place for such a creature. it needs a yard, its only fair, so until we get a place with a yard, i cant have a pup.


By The Watcher on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 05:57 pm:

    Agatha,

    loved your site.

    I like the penguins.

    J,

    I don't believe the bodyperks site.
    Had to hold on to my chair to keep from falling off laughing.


By patrick on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 06:13 pm:

    im sure its real.

    girls are fucking nuts about their tits for some reason.


By Cat on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 06:56 pm:

    I love the way you press on a nipple to load pages.

    I get really embarrassed when I realise my nipples are showing. I blush even thinking about it.


By patrick on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 07:42 pm:

    why? its a good thing


By agatha on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 11:46 pm:

    thanks, watcher. i will take some pictures of the bat out of hell pup tomorrow, when i am fully recovered from having three children, two toddlers, and a puppy in my house all evening.

    shiba inu's are rad. they are rather aloof to anyone but their owners, though. which can be good or bad. there's one that comes to the dog park, she's such a tease. all the boy dogs chase her, and she leaves them in the dust. she wears a little coat, and is owned by two aging lesbians.


By semillama on Saturday, August 4, 2001 - 03:06 pm:

    I'm fucking nuts about girl's tits for some reason.

    You don't know how damn close I came to buying a bunch of fake nipples yesterday. Think of the possibilities!


By J on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 12:57 pm:


By spunky on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 01:32 pm:

    um, I dont know which is worse, that one or:
    this one


By spunky on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 01:44 pm:

    oh, and i just looked at the Y2Khia thing....
    I shall never be the same again


By J on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 02:36 pm:

    The caption for the banana photo should be,is that a banana in my pocket or am I just happy to see me?


By Czarina on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 04:00 pm:

    WHY is he wearing gloves? And,is that a wrench on the lower left hand side of the pic? My God,what do you think he does with the wrench?


By semillama on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 10:34 pm:

    I don't think that's a wrench.

    That photo was wrong wrong wrong.


By spunky on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 12:07 am:

    I think it was some kind of green dildo, maybe to open up the anus????
    that was wrong on so many levels


By J on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 01:23 pm:


By Toulon99 on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 02:43 pm:

    that is some damn funny shit J.


    I am still cracking up


By Czarina on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 02:47 pm:

    Eric should have been aborted,and his prosthetic third nipple donated to science.

    But I do like his sparkling eyes,and glimmery white teeth.


By J on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 04:14 pm:

    Under his pending request I put in castrated,looks like he isn't even considering that one.


By Christopher on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 07:40 pm:

    Okay, think that's weird? Check THIS
    Out. Weird anthropomorphic animal sex. Strange, strange world.Hey baby, what do you think of my big, thick tail?


By agatha on Thursday, March 28, 2002 - 02:34 am:

    that is totally frightening. looks like dude used number two pencil.

    why should eric have been aborted? i love eric!


By moonit on Thursday, March 28, 2002 - 04:50 am:

    I also love Eric.
    Eric Rocks.


By pez on Thursday, March 28, 2002 - 01:05 pm:

    i've been watching eric for months.

    he doesn't update enough.


By agatha on Thursday, March 28, 2002 - 02:56 pm:

    neither do i.


By Gee on Thursday, March 28, 2002 - 05:04 pm:

    Eric was the name of the boy I had a big crush on!

    I think I have a thing for boys named "Eric", really.


By sarah on Thursday, March 28, 2002 - 05:06 pm:


By J on Wednesday, June 26, 2002 - 04:57 pm:


By J on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 12:58 am:

    Oh come on y'all,you haven't even clicked on this or you would appreciate it,I get no respect.Check out his fetish wish list.


By spunky on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 09:45 am:

    I looked at that site yesterday, unfortunately.
    That was just nasty.


By J on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 12:22 pm:

    Actually I think Gus was a spoof,but if you thought he was nasty, I'm glad I diddn't slap Mustard Boy's home page up there.


By patrick on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 12:43 pm:


By Usaf on Thursday, June 27, 2002 - 02:25 pm:

    Problem Report
    Access denied to the system by SmartFilter, while attempting to retrieve the URL.

    Message ID
    SMARTFILTER_DENIED Secure Computing


    Problem Description
    Your system was configured to deny access to this URL.

    Problem Cause
    The request was denied, as specified in the SmartFilter Content Filter configuration. The content category reported is sex.

    Possible Solution
    Contact your network support team if this problem persists, and provide the team your account information.


By semillama on Saturday, June 29, 2002 - 08:40 pm:


By wisper on Sunday, June 30, 2002 - 02:07 am:

    well.
    i'm gonna aviod watching Ranma 1/2 for a year or so now.

    sweet jesus.


By J on Tuesday, July 2, 2002 - 12:51 pm:

    I looked at the link Sem,but all I see is a page about a computer virus.Maybe I should have posted Mustard Boy's homepage,he's a real sicko,and I've been sending him a e-mails telling him how perverted and pathetic he is cause I don't have anything better to do.


By semillama on Tuesday, July 2, 2002 - 04:17 pm:

    That's really weird.

    Maybe it's because he was up on Portal of Evil
    as a faetured site.

    it was a guy who got off on going to anime
    conventions dressed up like female anime
    characters

    You know, the really skinny women with big
    eyes and little mouths?

    His body type is the exact opposite.
    Should not wear school girl outfits, that's for
    sure.


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