Some fun and games for you


sorabji.com: Surfwatch: Some fun and games for you
THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016).

By J on Thursday, June 22, 2000 - 01:57 pm:


By J on Monday, June 26, 2000 - 04:26 am:


By J on Monday, June 26, 2000 - 12:48 pm:


By J on Thursday, June 29, 2000 - 01:54 pm:


By J on Wednesday, July 19, 2000 - 11:38 am:


By J on Monday, September 4, 2000 - 04:48 pm:


By J on Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 01:03 pm:


By J on Friday, January 19, 2001 - 11:56 am:


By J on Friday, January 19, 2001 - 01:18 pm:


By J on Wednesday, January 31, 2001 - 11:36 am:


By J on Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 12:44 pm:


By J on Friday, March 16, 2001 - 11:07 am:


By J on Friday, July 6, 2001 - 02:19 pm:


By Nate on Friday, July 6, 2001 - 02:51 pm:

    "My Ministry to remove all tampons from the shelves and out of the reach of unsuspecting women has taken on a force of it's own. The Lord has brought to me tens of thousands of women from all over the world who are PULLING THE PLUG and breaking SATAN'S WHITE COTTON FINGER."

    nice.


By Czarina on Saturday, July 7, 2001 - 03:41 am:

    God,I love you J!


By J on Wednesday, July 18, 2001 - 04:43 pm:


By TBone on Wednesday, July 18, 2001 - 10:42 pm:

    I love it when they put udders on male cows.


By J on Monday, July 30, 2001 - 03:26 pm:


By TBone on Monday, July 30, 2001 - 11:42 pm:

    tenatious d is a riot.


By J on Tuesday, July 31, 2001 - 01:58 am:


By TBone on Tuesday, July 31, 2001 - 11:31 am:

    Aw, shucks. You rock my socks off, J.


By J on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 01:08 pm:


By J on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 01:10 pm:

    My prison bitch name is boy bitch..go figure.


By semillama on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 01:43 pm:

    Mine is lips.

    Stop it, J. I can't get any work done.


By TBone on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 01:46 pm:

    I'm The Undertaker.

    Today appears to be a big slack day around here. I keep peeking at other people's screens and seeing them surfing. The only person working just rebooted her maching and got "Hard Disk(s) Diagnosis Failed" and can't boot her machine.

    Dance, Paul! Dance!


By heather on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 02:03 pm:

    Screw's Choice


By Nate on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 02:14 pm:

    Butt Slammer

    YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT THAT'S MY NAME.


By patrick on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 02:25 pm:

    first time i got "Lips" i rentered it and the second time i got "Fruit Loop"


    when i used my middle name instead i got "The Undertaker"


By Cat on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 04:23 pm:

    I got "Wannabe". I really wanted to be "Bitch Queen" or something :(


By Iggy on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 04:42 pm:

    The Prison Bitch Name Generator say's that I'm the Mayonaise Queen. Last month it said I was " the RECEPTACLE" . I put in Howard Stern's name and it said " LIBERACE "
    Prison has seriously warped these boy's minds !


By wisper on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 05:17 pm:

    Backroom Baller

    how did they know.


By pez on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 06:14 pm:

    ankle grabber.

    only with boys.


By pez on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 06:29 pm:


By Czarina on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 09:41 am:

    Double Fisted.Yup,thats me.


By J on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 02:48 pm:


By moonit on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 06:59 pm:

    queer johnny. or when i just do mel instead of melanie i get


    deep throat.


    excellent


By moonit on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 07:02 pm:

    i just did the boy. his prison name is



    bruce


By Julius on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 07:08 pm:

    Wait until you see President GW's name


By agatha on Friday, August 3, 2001 - 11:53 pm:

    i got,
    "sugar pussy"
    and
    "piss guzzler"


By pez on Saturday, August 4, 2001 - 03:49 am:

    if i just enter pez i get "honey hole"

    squeaky's is "skank cunt"


By J on Monday, August 6, 2001 - 04:12 pm:


By semillama on Monday, August 6, 2001 - 04:49 pm:

    The last link is broken but the rest were pretty awesome.


By TBone on Monday, August 6, 2001 - 05:00 pm:

    worked for me.


By Cat on Monday, August 6, 2001 - 08:06 pm:

    I love the first one.

    I'm still snorting.

    hehehhehee

    Hey Antigone, you should send a picture of your cat in so they can have a "big daddy got a whole lotta lovin" section.


By semillama on Tuesday, August 7, 2001 - 08:41 am:

    didn't work for me.


By J on Tuesday, August 7, 2001 - 02:25 pm:

    It doesn't work for me here either,send me your e-mail address if you want to see it.I sent it to your old arsewell address and it came back.


By J on Tuesday, August 7, 2001 - 04:43 pm:


By semillama on Tuesday, August 7, 2001 - 04:44 pm:

    here ya go, this one will be good for a long time.


By wisper on Tuesday, August 7, 2001 - 07:18 pm:


By J on Tuesday, August 7, 2001 - 08:09 pm:


By J on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 02:23 pm:


By J on Tuesday, October 9, 2001 - 04:18 pm:


By Czarina on Tuesday, October 9, 2001 - 04:30 pm:

    I think its an ad for feminine hygiene products.

    So women can "feel daisy fresh".


By pez on Wednesday, October 10, 2001 - 03:32 pm:

    the sory of a rabbit with a gun??????

    bwahahahahahaha!!!!! gotta ove the dj.


By J on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 03:35 pm:


By J on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 03:58 pm:

    Take a moment to take the sex quizz,I'm a SuperTramp(aka ExtremeSlut)it says for people like me sex is like band practice,the more that joins in the better.


By patrick on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 05:21 pm:

    me too


By J on Monday, March 31, 2003 - 04:11 pm:


By J on Tuesday, April 1, 2003 - 03:08 pm:


By eri on Tuesday, April 1, 2003 - 03:50 pm:

    WTF? I don't know if I am supposed to laugh at that or not, but I am still laughing. All I can say is after watching that.......Something is wrong with me!


By J on Tuesday, April 1, 2003 - 05:19 pm:

    Me too,hehe,who thinks up this stuff.To me it's all about poor taste.


By J on Tuesday, April 8, 2003 - 05:32 pm:


By J on Wednesday, April 9, 2003 - 11:14 pm:

    My favorite was fellatio,but several were entertaining.Santa and the deer was pretty kinky.


By J on Friday, April 11, 2003 - 03:06 pm:


By eri on Friday, April 11, 2003 - 03:17 pm:

    OK, what is the name of that fucking song! I have been looking for it forever and can't remember the fucking name!!!!!!


By J on Wednesday, August 27, 2003 - 04:02 pm:


By BIGKev on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 07:28 pm:

    Eri: its 'without me.'


By J on Saturday, August 30, 2003 - 11:00 am:


By J on Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 02:57 pm:


By JJ on Thursday, September 11, 2003 - 01:25 am:

    Don't any of you bastards pay attention to J?I'm trying to give you good timess.


By J on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 02:20 pm:


By eri on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 04:31 pm:

    Ok, now I shouldn't be laughing at that one, but I couldn't help it. That was just plain funny.


By semillama on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 05:57 pm:

    Why shouldn't you be laughing at that one? Will you get in trouble?

    It was ok. I noted that "John Ashcroft" was in AC/DC font and "summer tour" was in Iron Maiden font, though.


By semillama on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 06:04 pm:

    IN other Ashcroft news, apparently one of the casualties of his "War on Bongs" is Tommy Chong, who was just sentenced to 9 months in prison for selling glass pipes.

    It's like this administration was specifically designed to piss me off.


By eri on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 07:16 pm:

    TOMMY CHONG!!!!! I mean, damn. It isn't like I smoke the stuff, but who fucking cares if you do....

    I haven't heard anything about this "war on bongs" thing, though.....I have been out of the loop for a while.


By sarah on Thursday, March 4, 2004 - 12:46 pm:


By TBone on Thursday, March 4, 2004 - 07:20 pm:

    Dude, I just got that out of my head a few days ago.

    WHY DO YOU HATE ME?


By J on Tuesday, April 27, 2004 - 01:23 pm:


By J on Tuesday, April 27, 2004 - 02:54 pm:


By J on Tuesday, April 27, 2004 - 04:16 pm:


By The Watcher on Wednesday, April 28, 2004 - 01:34 pm:

    I know better than to connect to anything like that from work.


By J on Wednesday, April 28, 2004 - 03:48 pm:

    Well when your home listen to the I want to dance you f#*ker,it's hilarious.


By V.v. on Wednesday, April 28, 2004 - 04:15 pm:

    I went for it,but my computer tells me i am performing an illegal operation and will be shut down,so it must be good,and dam Microsoft.


By The Watcher on Tuesday, May 4, 2004 - 03:11 pm:

    My home PC has been acting up.

    It's time to replace it but I simply cann't afford it now.

    It was using to much memory so I tripled the memory this weekend. And, it's still acting up.


By J on Friday, May 7, 2004 - 04:24 pm:


By J on Saturday, July 17, 2004 - 05:25 am:


By J on Sunday, July 18, 2004 - 05:31 am:

    All that trying to score sea weed and sea mushrooms is too much,I'd love to slip Spongebong Hemppants on Nickelodeon.


By V.v. on Sunday, July 18, 2004 - 10:50 am:

    J...I liked the clips lot,I found a nice little movie site,the clip you need is to see is the 2nd one down.


By V.v. on Sunday, July 18, 2004 - 10:54 am:


By V.v. on Sunday, July 18, 2004 - 11:06 am:

    ...if no connection,try this..


By V.v. on Sunday, July 18, 2004 - 11:08 am:


By Spider on Sunday, July 18, 2004 - 11:14 am:


By V.v. on Sunday, July 18, 2004 - 01:29 pm:

    Got no connection from my end,but found it by other means as i had enough info on it,thanks again :)


By J on Monday, July 19, 2004 - 03:55 pm:


By J on Thursday, July 22, 2004 - 04:17 pm:


By V.v. on Friday, July 23, 2004 - 02:17 am:

    wow...more of the same?


By J on Friday, July 23, 2004 - 02:46 am:

    Huh?


By V.v. on Friday, July 23, 2004 - 10:13 pm:

    No,...i mean i love you sites,i want more of them,i love your "life in the fast lane" attitude towards life,you are unconventionl,yet very cool..i cant figure you out at all,but thats what makes you interesting.


By J on Friday, August 6, 2004 - 05:59 pm:


By J on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 - 03:11 pm:


By J on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 - 05:56 pm:


By J on Monday, May 2, 2005 - 02:04 pm:


By V on Monday, May 2, 2005 - 10:09 pm:

    J,you need an agent,its about time you had your own t.v. show,this stuff is good enough to steal.


By V on Monday, May 2, 2005 - 10:30 pm:

    ...it just needs a bit of re-working.


By V on Monday, May 2, 2005 - 10:32 pm:

    Ill se what I can do.


By J on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 - 12:49 pm:


By V on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 - 04:29 pm:

    J,nice to see you on line,and I mean that....kisses from v xxxxxxx.....y,know,v had sooo many awesome sites to post to you.then "Big Mark"shut down Europe for 5 days.


By V on Monday, March 6, 2006 - 05:01 pm:

    J,you dont post often enough,from vs point of view,you are kinda awesome.How the hell you find them awesome sites I dont know,but I want more.


By J on Sunday, May 21, 2006 - 01:43 pm:


By V on Monday, May 22, 2006 - 09:40 am:

    ...I fall off a roller coaster and land on my head.


By J on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 03:05 pm:


By V on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 10:18 pm:

    ....Well,I think thats kinda cool.


By J on Thursday, November 2, 2006 - 01:39 am:


By V on Friday, November 3, 2006 - 12:17 am:

    But,if you you go deeper in to the web site,you get even more creepy stuff.,another Ace site from J.,and J ,you may not know,v put your http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html in to a school in the U.K.,....400.000 hits in the U.K. so far.The only down side is,we may have turned jack in to a gay icon,shit,I was trying to side step that.


By Dr Pepper on Friday, November 3, 2006 - 03:55 am:

    Wow!


By J on Friday, January 5, 2007 - 10:57 am:


By J on Thursday, June 19, 2008 - 02:44 pm:

    These sites have full length movies and tv shows
    http://www.hulu.com/
    Hula is easy to use
    http://www.surfthechannel.com/
    Surfthechannel even has some movies that are at the theaters right now,but it's harder to figure out how to download them,at least for me.
    If anyone figures it out,please let me know.It's been hit or miss for me.


By J on Thursday, June 19, 2008 - 03:12 pm:


By J on Tuesday, June 2, 2009 - 12:00 pm:


By Dr Pepper on Tuesday, June 2, 2009 - 12:28 pm:

    J, I know few of my ex-wife's relatives lives in Tennessee and Mississippi are almost like that. I loved visiting their relatives when I came down there. You gotta love them hillbillies.


By J on Wednesday, June 3, 2009 - 04:21 pm:

    I don't know about the rest of his family,but Jesco is an artist,an acclaimed mountain dancer and the last of a dying breed.


By J on Thursday, December 10, 2009 - 02:55 pm:


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