Any Takers? I could use $10k

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THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016).
By NZA on Saturday, July 29, 2000 - 07:54 pm:

By Kymical on Sunday, July 30, 2000 - 11:17 am:

    what a thurough personal ad.

By J on Monday, August 7, 2000 - 12:00 pm:

    There has to be something wrong with a guy that looks that good,but has to advertise for a wife,Darva..?

By Mavis on Monday, August 7, 2000 - 12:27 pm:

    wow-
    i just called that number from work....that guy sounds relatively normal.....what *is* the deal with someone who seems nice but feels he has to advertise for a wife----maybe he should try moving to a more exciting city?

By Trace on Monday, August 7, 2000 - 12:33 pm:

    Maybe his cologne stinks

By J on Monday, August 7, 2000 - 01:28 pm:

    It has to be more than that,he looks too good,if I came across some of that,and thought he didn't smell good, I'd just bring him home and wash him up,maybe get in the tub too.What did you talk about Mavis?

By Fetidbeaver on Monday, August 7, 2000 - 01:29 pm:

    1 inch dick? (erect)

By Mavis on Monday, August 7, 2000 - 01:58 pm:

    um, it's not like i conversed with him!!!!
    jesus!
    i just called the voicemail line to see if he sounded like a serial killer, and because i can make free ld calls form work.....

    i was really hoping he would sound like a serial killer, but no. his line reminded me of the SARK line, only selfish.

    perhaps he is a hermaphrodite?
    or a depressive?
    or a fucking dolt?

By Trace on Monday, August 7, 2000 - 02:17 pm:

    Or all of the above

By Cat on Monday, August 7, 2000 - 07:43 pm:

    Love the way the guy will return all calls from the media but not to prospective brides...think that speaks to his motivation.

    And a lousy 10K to prostitute yourself, supposedly for life? What a bloody cheapskate.

    And as for the weight range, he's just begging for an aneroxic. I'm 120 pounds/5'6" and technically underweight, but I just barely fit into his requirements.

    I reckon we set him up with Satan...and spend the money on a damn good party.

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