Have yer cake and eat it too...

Damn, I wish it had loaded. Maybe I'll come back later.

fjcmgnja. that should be criminal. gore is evil.

So are you. Yer point?

Mr. President

Excellent. That's probably one of the funniest pictures I've ever seen.

the american people should be good and fucking tired of voting for the lesser of two evils. it is my sincere hope that al gore loses the election, and loses it PRECISELY because his disgusting party counted too much on being able to strike fear into the hearts of women between the ages of 18-40 and independent voters, and ralph nader got all those votes. fuck it, maybe w. got some, too. why? because the stupid fucking so called 'democratic' party is never going to wake up and smell the catshit as long as it's the intention of pussy assholes everywhere to only vote a 3rd party candidate as long as it won't help the republican.

Ethics? hello? Um, I think there used to be some around here somewhere...Maybe they're under the couch... No, Mr. Bush, I said "Ethics" not "Ethnics"...No, I don't think I can describe what they look like, you'd have to have seen them to know what they look like...SO I guess you can't help look.... Mr. Gore, it isn't necessary to set aside a part of the surplus for ethics, they don't cost anything but are worth more than gold...Ok, sorry to confuse you there... Fuck 'em if they can't take my vote.

i told A. that if she voted gore i'm voting bush to square cancel out her vote. i'm glad nader has no chance in hell, though. ah fuck it all. it won't be long before i take the helm. we need a good dictator and a distinct class structure that allows the aristocracy to focus on real issue instead of public opinion and making money.

let me know when you've achieved some sort of distinction that qualifies you as 'the best'. uh-huh. oh, and read something.

So, Nate, when can we expect your dictatorship to begin?

bah, the best part is that you won't even know it has begun. no one will. we'll keep presenting you with choices and you'll continue to make descisions that don't mean a thing. a go right on running this earth into the ground. stop the spin. remove the stars. ah hah. fuck you all. you'll never realize what's going on and soon the demons among us will rise up and humans will fulfil their potential. like so many thanksgiving turkeys. mm. dinner.

You've been goof toonsin' the love nugget again, I see...

Sounds good, Nate. I think I'll go to my island this weekend. That would be fun. Maybe geek boy wants to come with me. Oh yes. A weekend. On an island. In the middle of Canada...hrm. Maybe not. Argh. Sleep, I think, must occur.

fyi

Umm...that's the same link that started this thread. You know that, right? I can think of a few folks i's swap spit with, but I'm hanging on to my vote.

umm, yes. there have been developments. you know that? nobody, and i mean no body, gets my vote. ever.

YOU DIDN"T FOLLOW IT DID YOU SEM? YOU ARE ACADEMIC STUPID EVIL.

OF COURSE I AM STUPID EVIL. I AM A SUBGENIUS AFTER ALL.