Are you a Dictator? A TV character?


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By semillama on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 11:51 am:

    Then this little game can guees who you are.

    I pretended I was Duckman and Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, and it guessed me both times. It didn't get me when I pretended to be Commodus, though.


By Nate on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 03:20 pm:

    i answered everything honestly and it turns out i am kyle from tenacious d.


By semillama on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 03:23 pm:

    I didn't think of that - hold on a sec -


By semillama on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 03:27 pm:

    Kody from Step by Step. I am afraid to know who that is.


By heather on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 03:43 pm:

    I guess that you are DYNA GIRL from ELECTRA WOMAN AND DYNA GIRL!



    who is that?


    .hi.


By Major Spunky on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 03:56 pm:

    It said I was Major Bellows from I Dream of Jeannie


    wtf?

    Why couldn't I be Major Nealson, or at last Major Heally????


By Cat on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 04:19 pm:

    Whoo Hooo, I'm Sarah Jessica Parker from "Sex in the City". Which is great because I really quite like her, not the least because she shares my shoe fetish.

    I love the question "did you fake your own death?".


By Nate on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 04:27 pm:

    i think she sucks.

    questions are based on answers to previous questions. this is a programming exercise for people learning about trees.


By heather on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 04:44 pm:

    dyna girl does not suck

    Electra Woman and Dyna Girl
    Fighting all evil deeds.
    Each writes for a magazine
    Hiding the life she leads
    .
    Electra Woman and Dyna Girl!
    Summoned to Electra-Base
    By the Electracoms they wear
    Lori and Judy dare to face
    Any Criminal anywhere.
    Electra Woman and Dyna Girl!


By Dyna Spunk on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 04:51 pm:

    UM...

    Was one of the villains Barney Miller???


By semillama on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 04:51 pm:

    I think they are remaking that one. Myabe a movie, might be a tv show, I don't really know.

    Interesting, very interesting what characters people come out as. No one's a dictator yet, but I bet those are harder to match up with.


By Nate on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 04:53 pm:

    so are you lori or judy?

    sara jessica parker sucks.


By Nate on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 04:54 pm:

    which is my opinion and has no bearing on my opinions of cat.

    (before cat bites my head off)


By heather on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 04:57 pm:

    but you don't know sarah jessica parker you ass



    i think i am judy


By Nate on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 04:59 pm:

    i don't know judy strangis either.


By Cat on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 05:02 pm:

    I don't think I really want any Nate head, but thanks for thinking of me.

    SJP is very hip. She said something about David Letterman that perfectly described someone I loved. The interviewer asked SJP if David Letterman wasn't a bit too dark for comfort and she replied something like - "but think how much more interesting his darkness is than anyone elses".




By semillama on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 05:06 pm:

    Christ - this is Cody from Step By Step.

    Am I that wussy?


By agatha on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 07:19 pm:

    i did ally macbeal, donna from that seventies show, and jamie buckman from mad about you. it got donna and jamie, but missed ally macbeal.


By Dougie on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 07:25 pm:

    Ally McSmell is THE most insipid show EVER.

    Hey Ally or whatever the fuck your real name is, it's called food. Eat some.


By wisper on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 07:28 pm:

    Sally Fields from The Flying Nun

    or
    Mrs. Garrett from The Facts of Life, depending.


By agatha on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 08:18 pm:

    i really hate ally macbeal. i hate the way she has these five affected things that she constantly does, like playing with her mouth, for example. i like the other characters, though.

    she did just adopt a child, good for her!


By Mcspunk on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 08:20 pm:

    Here's hoping she remembers the _kid_ needs to eat, even if she does'nt


By moonit on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 04:14 am:

    i cant believe theres a step by step contest!

    it thought i was the vicar of dibley. which you guys wont get, but hey i can live with being a funny fat woman but not the religious bit. I'd rather be Eddie from AbFab


By The Watcher on Wednesday, June 20, 2001 - 05:22 pm:

    I know the vicar of dibley.

    I preferred the actress in Murder most horrid though.

    I thought it was much funnier.


By Hammer on Wednesday, June 20, 2001 - 08:23 pm:

    I am Hammer from BJ and the Bear.

    Does anybody know who I am? (because I don't)


By Skooter on Thursday, June 21, 2001 - 01:17 pm:

    I am Uncle Jessie from Full House, who i must admit is a total dork, but he played with Brian Wilson, and in real life he fucks his hottie wife who was in the X-Men, so it ain't all bad.


By Nate on Thursday, June 21, 2001 - 02:14 pm:

    you're not the actor, man. you're uncle jessie.

    you diddle the olsen twins and snort rails off bob saget's shaved ballsack.


By Pilate on Thursday, June 21, 2001 - 03:05 pm:

    Hmph. I wasn't correctly identified as Uncle Arthur from "Bewitched."


By Pilate on Thursday, June 21, 2001 - 03:10 pm:

    I was identified as a character from "Quantum Leap" instead. I've never watched that one.


By Spnky Hall on Thursday, June 21, 2001 - 03:30 pm:

    I loved quantum leap


By Notsospunky on Thursday, June 21, 2001 - 03:42 pm:

    I feel like a lepper today


By Nate on Thursday, June 21, 2001 - 03:43 pm:

    you smell like a leper, too.


By Drspunker on Thursday, June 21, 2001 - 03:47 pm:

    Wouldn't you like to be a leper too?


By Spider on Thursday, June 21, 2001 - 03:50 pm:

    Years ago, I bought an old pathology textbook that had all sorts of pictures of diseased organs and oozing pustules and things of that nature. The book had been infested with some sort of strange mold, so it itself smelled diseased. I could never bring myself to read it for very long, and I always washed my hands and face afterwards, just in case. It now props up my brother's desk.

    I miss my brother. Everyone I love has left me.


By Spunky on Thursday, June 21, 2001 - 03:52 pm:

    You sound lonely, Madam Spider.


By Spider on Thursday, June 21, 2001 - 04:04 pm:

    Well, yeah!


By Spunky on Thursday, June 21, 2001 - 04:11 pm:

    That's a crime.


By semillama on Thursday, June 21, 2001 - 04:28 pm:

    Your turn to visit.


By Spunky on Thursday, June 21, 2001 - 08:11 pm:

    I would like to, but I don't think my wife would be to up on that idea.


By Spider on Friday, June 22, 2001 - 08:45 am:

    If this has anything to do with the theory that men and women can't be just friends, consider me highly irritated.


By Cat on Friday, June 22, 2001 - 09:40 am:

    Are you going to say bad words again? I'm quite looking forward to it this time.


By Spunky on Friday, June 22, 2001 - 10:11 am:

    No, Madam Spider, not at all


By Trace on Friday, June 22, 2001 - 11:18 am:

    Needy???? Why the hell am I needy????


By semillama on Friday, June 22, 2001 - 12:01 pm:

    Maybe because you cling like a dingler? <grin>

    I was actually talking to Spider about her turn, but the invitation is open to just about anyone.


By Dougie on Friday, June 22, 2001 - 12:11 pm:

    "just about anyone"

    Why the qualification?


By Spider on Friday, June 22, 2001 - 12:47 pm:

    Trace, how the hell should I know?

    Sem, my turn to visit whom? I'm not going anywhere until August, and then I won't go anywhere until December.

    Dougie, he means you. Have a nice day.


    I am currently experiencing grave pain in my abdomen/back. Not cramps. Some other kind of pain that is making me sit slumped in my chair while arching my back. I have a headache, too. Aughhh.


By Spunky on Friday, June 22, 2001 - 01:00 pm:

    hmmm
    That hit a raw nerve, excuse the outburst


By Spider on Friday, June 22, 2001 - 01:14 pm:

    'S okay.

    My back doesn't hurt anymore. My head still does.


By semillama on Friday, June 22, 2001 - 01:19 pm:

    so sleepy...


By pez on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 03:01 am:

    Dane Zimmerman from Scummy Santa Clause Is My Dad.

    who's that?


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