Mine is quite bland, really: Captain Anne Cash Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr! Note that I'm a captain, however. You know it! Go here!

Your pirate name is: Mad Jack Kidd Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! * i am distantly related to the pirate sir henry morgan. well, i could be. prove that i'm not.

mine came up as "mad anne kidd"... "Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!"

Black Jack Bonney Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

hmmm, i didn't see droopy's post before i did mine. looks like we're the same kind of pirate. this could have far-reaching implications...

Black Morty Kidd "Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas,you can be pessimistic at times.Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant,your steadiness and planning make you a fine reliable pirate.Arr!" I think I'm kin to Crimson and Droopy.Arr!

Here is mine. Mad Sam Rackham Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Mad John Flint Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Captain Jack Read Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr! ARRR!

What is this, mutiny? There can only be one captain, and that's me, bub. Suck it in.

"Dread Pirate Kidd" Arrrr.

mad anne read. buggo. arrR! a pirate's life for me! batten the lashes! or whatever it is they say.

don't batten your lashes at me, lassy. it's not a mutiny, cap'n anne. it's a fucking swarthy bar on a shady island with two fair vessels parked in the harbor. you can expect no trouble from me or my mateys. unless i catch one of yours with his knife to my purse strings. then cutlasses abash ye! we'll slit every last one of you from arse to gullet!

no, not lashes, HATCHES! sorry, my sitcom day was yesterday so today i'm stupid.

I'm Captain Anne Flint, too. All captains, meet me out in the parking lot after dinner. It's showdown time. arrrr. or something.

we best get out our plungers and eye patches.

"We"? Get back in line, you salty dog -- you ain't a captain. I'll be there with my saber and pistol (parrot optional, garrot required) at noon. Fear me!

beware, fellow captians. cross me and you are bound to feel the sting of my countless pirate throwing stars.

Hah!Everyone knows pirates don't have throwing stars.You don't scare us,with your cross-gender,Bruce Lee weaponery,impersonation. You'll have to do better'n that,to make us stand up and hoist our eye goggle thing,and be worried about what you might throw,at real,fearless,rum-drinking,booty snatching,looting and plundering,one-legged,hook-handed,eye-patch-wearing,parrot-loving,treasure-burying,map-following,odiferous,melanoma-sufferring vegetarians.

everyone my arse, for what do i have here? pirate throwing stars! i'll drive up in my pirate cutlass and give you need to patch your other eye, i will.

i'll flummox alla yar with my pegleg tied behind my back! i don't think i'm very good at this pirate stuff.

Iron Morty Read A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr! Arrrrrrrrgh! Only those of us with th' taste and education have the throwin' stars, mateys! Avast ye, beware!

There's a resturant here called Cap'n Flints. They make dreadful food, though.

Calico Ethel Kidd Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! ethel? wtf

that's the best name so far. calico ethel kidd. i didn't know how to pronounce calico until i was like twelve. i thought the emphasis was on the i.

Captain James Kidd Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! Heck there sure are a lot of us Kidds around arnt they! arrrr! squab the thingys!

squab the thingys ? you're about to be forcefully demoted, kid.

It seems,us pirates,have somewhat of a small gene pool.I wonder if thats why so many of us are missing eyes,hands,legs,hygiene and diction skills?I always assumed these appendages were lost in battle,but perhaps their abscence is in direct relation to consanguineous matings.EEEEEEKKKK,I don't want to be a pirate anymore.At least not one of that prolific Kidd clan. Maybe I'll just pick my own name.And this time,I'll be a captain,too.arrr! Cap'n Matey Booty.......thats my new name.And ya inner bred swine had best fear yer very souls,when ya hear I'm about on the high seas.I've got plenty of them star throwin' thingies,and I've been known to put them where no stars can be seen,on any bloke who trys to steal my booty.You'll not just walk the plank,mates,you'll DANCE the star stepp,off,into the brink!arrrrrr!Avast,now show me your booties,or dance! Oh,and Moonit,if ye want to crew with me lass,you'll need to loose the Ethel,I just don't see that striking fear into the hearts of many. Maybe we could have a name the Moonit contest,and find you a more suitable identity,for fear striking,and all?

i have all my appendages, it's just that some of 'em don't work. y'all can just strap me to the prow and i'll keep screaming aaar! aaar! as we attack unsuspecting vessels.

remember, i'm mad.

Alright,good!We've got a masthead,and a mad one at that.arrrr!You'll strike fear into the heart'o'many,mate! Are ye gonna stay in the Kidd clan,or will ye choose a more suitable name,mate?Will ye take the honor of keeper of the star thingies?We need a man of honor,and I can think of no other to bestow this on.arrrr!

I love you, droopy. You'll be the first mate.

[but you're not gettin' double your share of booty!]arrr!

i think the term is ship's figurehead. as long as you keep the rum coming, you can call me mad jack, made ethel, mad anything. love you madly, spider.

Arrrrr. I'll tend the ships Barrrrrrr. And I'll have a parrot that doesn't know any words but swear words Arrrrrrr FUCK.

Iron Sam Bonney A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

ARRR!! ME NAME IS RED WILLIAM CASH!!! i amm the kind of pirate that will always be where the ocean takes me and always follow my fellow mates and never be left behind,rember the rules!!! my motto is TAKE ALL LEAVE NOTHING!!!! days g'bye,mateys!! RED WILLIAM CASH

Hey, anyone know how Pilate and Oswald Jr. are doing?

Mine's changed. Iron Mary Flint A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! Hm. How are they? I miss Oswald.

Your pirate name is: Captain Bess Vane Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr! I did notice a name or two up there that I miss, too.

http://www.cyborgname.com/cyborger.cgi?acronym=semillama&robotchoice=handyvac My Cyborg name.

"Copyright © 2003 Lore Sjöberg." sweet like candy.

Represent

K.A.Z.U.: Killing and Accurate Zoology Unit K.A.Z.O.O.: Kinetic Artificial Zombie Optimized for Observation E.L.I.Z.A.B.E.T.H.: Electronic Lifelike Individual Zoned for Accurate Battle and Efficient Terran Harm E.B.S.I.M.O.N.E.: Electronic Biomechanical Soldier Intended for Mandatory Observation and Nocturnal Exploration

L.A.P.I.S.: Lifelike Android Programmed for Infiltration and Sabotage P.E.Z.: Person Engineered for Zoology L.A.U.R.E.N.: Lifelike Artificial Unit Responsible for Exploration and Nullification I think L.A.P.I.S. is the coolest.

M.O.O.N.I.T.: Mechanical Organism Optimized for Nocturnal Infiltration and Troubleshooting (hehehe Nocturnal) M.E.L.: Mechanical Electronic Lifeform Yeah thats cool

I was Captian "Dirty" Ethel Kidd , It just said that I was the best captain they've had in years ,because I took time and planned the attacks , but that they wanted to throw me overboard , cause I smelt.lol. I've actually taken this character so far to heart , that I have copyrighted her as a Pirate character for my stories . She's cool , I like her , and if you want to see a pic I did of her , go here : http://arwen-undomiel.com/potc/fan/Ethel_drawing.jpg , and before she turned Pirate : http://arwen-undomiel.com/potc/fan/Ethel_drawing_2.jpg\ luv ya all !

They call me Jack Beard, Captain of the Information Superhighway. I'm like Black Beard the pirate, and I jack shit, so therefore I have been named Jack Beard. I have a first mate named Smee. Anyways, thought I'd add that. Later...