looking for the lord

sorabji.com: Surfwatch: looking for the lord
By Sorabji on Monday, February 2, 1998 - 12:44 am:
By R.C. on Monday, February 2, 1998 - 09:36 pm:
    But wait -- what do they CHARGE for those services? And who on earth is dumb enuf to think they need someone else to do their praying for them? I can't believe such a website exists!
By Blindswine on Tuesday, February 3, 1998 - 08:44 am:
    Lighting of candles rates:

    Flowers gift rates:

    1 candle:

    $22.-

    1 bouquet:

    $32.-

    2 candles:

    $40.-

    2 bouquet:

    $58.-

    3 candles:

    $55.-

    3 bouquet:

    $80.-

    each additional candle:

    $15.-

    each additional bouquet:

    $20.-

    this shit is absolutely brilliant... of course insuring yourself a place in the hottest spot in hell is a bit of a drawback-- but on the upside, i bet those checks just keep ROLLING in...

    yeah. this is definitely inspirational. time to start working on my "Salvation for Sale - Cheap!" website...
By Me.......... on Wednesday, December 23, 1998 - 04:39 pm:

    I wasn't really looking for the Lord-but after checking out that website 'Hell.com' i decided to see if God had a website-there is one and it's hysterical......check it out.....www.thearray.com/god/god.htm........ it's sooooooo cool.........confess your sins, and you're given a penance......you'll see.......