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By spunky on Thursday, October 3, 2002 - 10:09 am:

By Dougie on Thursday, October 3, 2002 - 11:41 am:

    I light my farts occasionally, but always with my pants on.

By spunky on Thursday, October 3, 2002 - 11:55 am:

    do you light them inside your pants????

By Dougie on Thursday, October 3, 2002 - 03:57 pm:

    Nope, I light them inside your pants. Eri sends me a pair of your pants once a week, I put them on, then I fart in them and light the farts, then I send them back to Eri who folds them and puts them back in your dresser with you none the wiser.

By agatha on Thursday, October 3, 2002 - 07:57 pm:

    that's more disturbing than i can express with words.

By spunky on Thursday, October 3, 2002 - 10:09 pm:

    The pants part or the pic?

By Dougie on Friday, October 4, 2002 - 08:31 am:

    My 2 nieces got a kick out of me showing them how to light farts. My brother (their father) was less than thrilled though, which is funny, because I remember him as a kid growing up, and he was hell on wheels, and it's funny seeing him try to discipline them now.

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