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The Grave of Colonel Sanders

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By KFC FAN on Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 04:26 pm:

It's not that Colonel Harlan Sanders' tombstone isn't regal enough befitting a fry cook of his stature and importance. It's certainly a swanky layout, complete with neo-roman pillars, a huge flat grave-marker slab, and a bust of the man's head. The problem is that the bust of his head is a mite disturbing. The slightly-larger-than-life sized rendering of the Colonel doesn't include his trademark spectacles, which gives the unfortunate effect of making him look like Burl Ives.

By Paint Chip on Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 04:47 pm:

Paint Lick, KY.
Try this on for size:
Scenes from the Dec. 14, 2002 performances of the
Paint Lick United Methodist Church's
Outdoor Nativity Drama

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