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yuk yuk |
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there are things that just should not be. that was one of them |
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That takes the Nate Cake. |
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i only peeked for a nanosecond knowing it would be gruesome. i couldn't take it. my god my god my god. |
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So...what is it? |
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"This rather shocking photo was snapped in November 16th by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Pennsylvania State. The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous, remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt >>in >>the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift." He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him >>overwhelming agonizing pain. Para-medics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an " explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel". Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend. First aid officers were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience. The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks "to ensure internal compliance >>with the surgery and that the organs retracted successfully". To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal passage (which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was put on a low-fiber low-residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any possibility of a recurrence. CBS news spoke to his wife and asked if she thought he would resume his power lifting career. Not if I have anything to say about it, would you like to risk something like that again?" |
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That happens with uteruses from time to time. |
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and bladders too, mostly in late age or ederly women. |
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jesus. thank god it's next to impossible to drop your bladder through a dick hole. guh. jesus. i'm eating a can of refried beans. |
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only the text is fake, the pic is still real, and who was paying attention to the text?! |