Cum vs. Moisturizer

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By Rowlf on Friday, October 17, 2003 - 02:34 pm:

By Nate on Friday, October 17, 2003 - 03:11 pm:

    someone needs to do the cum v. slimfast test.

By patrick on Friday, October 17, 2003 - 03:41 pm:

By patrick on Friday, October 17, 2003 - 03:44 pm:

    wierd. before that last post i meant to post the don'ts....click don'ts at the bottom of the Do's.


    Funniest crap ever

By patrick on Friday, October 17, 2003 - 03:44 pm:

    i actually have the issue with the cum test. i actually looked for it online when i got it, wanting to share it with friends....

    this was about a month ago.

    that magazine is by far the funniest rag i know of.

By semillama on Friday, October 17, 2003 - 04:14 pm:

    holy crap that's hysterical. harsh, but funny as hell. I needed that.

By Rowlf on Friday, October 17, 2003 - 04:22 pm:

    among the responses:

    "I just have to say, I have been swallowing my load ever since my mom found my jizzy socks, age 12, just for sheer convenience. This is a wonderful thing. You get used to the taste, and it's very eco-friendly. Not that cum is bad for the enviornment, but you have to use paper towels or something, right? Or socks, which need to be washed. Dirty socks? Get feet bacteria on my shaft? Please, friends. Just swallow it. I think it tastes like wood chips soaked in bleach, but it's delicious in that "I just accidentally nutted while thinking about my Jew-nosed, middle-aged, Junior-year English teacher, but I kind of liked it" way. I still break out like a 'mo, though, so I wouldn't recomend swallowing sperm as a means to fighting acne. F'real, I have like, a hundred zits. Wow - I'm the zitty guy who eats my jizz. You can find me at Yahoo! personals."

By Hal on Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 11:23 am:

    All I have to say is...

    If your a woman, cum is a very nice additive to the adkins diet.

    Protine rules.

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