Penis Envy No More!


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By TBone on Monday, November 24, 2003 - 11:34 am:

    Penis envy is a thing of the past with the Magic Cone!
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By Rowlf on Monday, November 24, 2003 - 12:30 pm:

    2.25 US per box of 5

    wow, finally women can pee into corners.


By wisper on Monday, November 24, 2003 - 12:43 pm:

    hope you are pleased using the magic cone.


By TBone on Monday, November 24, 2003 - 03:15 pm:

    "It is designed to snap open and stay open and semi-rigid while in use."


By Spider on Monday, November 24, 2003 - 04:00 pm:

    Why the fuck would anyone want this?


By Spider on Monday, November 24, 2003 - 04:01 pm:

    Dag, I've got to lay off the Oz. Soon I'll be threatening to shank someone.


By Rowlfe on Monday, November 24, 2003 - 05:38 pm:

    "Why the fuck would anyone want this? "

    like, when out in the woods, camping.

    However there is no handy wastebasket to throw it into in the woods.


By Spider on Monday, November 24, 2003 - 05:44 pm:

    Wow, I hadn't thought of that...I thought it was just for, like, the thrill of it.


By dave. on Monday, November 24, 2003 - 05:59 pm:

    what if you lose your footing or something, break the seal and end up with pissy pants? how stupid will you feel then with your box of overpriced pee funnels?


By wisper on Monday, November 24, 2003 - 06:20 pm:

    i'd sure like one of those when having to use nasty public bathrooms.


    of course you could just cut a hole at the bottom of those paper cone/cups that they have for water coolers....










    sorabji book title:
    "how stupid will you feel then with your box of overpriced pee funnels?"


By Rowlf on Monday, November 24, 2003 - 06:59 pm:

    my big problem with this concept is as follows...

    I dont know if this happens with girls, but I've already discussed this with 2 other males. I can hold my piss for a good while in public, but when I get in front of that toilet, its go-time. you better be quick on the draw and hit the target because the penis knows its pee-time and it aint gonna wait.

    i cant imagine what would happen if everytime i went to take a piss i needed to attach some device. Theres no way id be able to get it on in time. The penis is not patient...




    how steady are you gonna have to hold this magic cone? if it slides just a little one way or the other would it fall out of your grip? could you do this with one hand?