Something Awfull

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THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016).
By J on Wednesday, December 10, 2003 - 12:27 pm:

By wisper on Wednesday, December 10, 2003 - 06:54 pm:

    i'm speechless.


    the meat plant part will live with me forever.

By wisper on Wednesday, December 10, 2003 - 06:59 pm:

    if there was only one VHS copy of that thing left on earth, i would take a bullet to save it.

By semillama on Wednesday, December 10, 2003 - 08:20 pm:

    Holy crap.


    That's my new short duration personal saviour.

By eri on Wednesday, December 10, 2003 - 08:38 pm:

    I cannot believe I made it through most of that. I mean, I laughed my ass off, but the whole meat packing thing did turn my stomach some....ok, a lot. I need to learn how to cook with tofu damnit.

By Antigone on Wednesday, December 10, 2003 - 08:51 pm:

    That is the fucking sorabji theme show.

    Goddam, I'd spew milk out my nose...if I was drinking milk.

By Rowlfe on Wednesday, December 10, 2003 - 11:31 pm:

    oh wow....

By wisper on Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 12:59 am:

    hey!
    you know who made that?
    Vernon Chatman.
    You know who Vernon Chatman is?
    TOWELIE!








    (he's also written for Letterman, South Park and That's My Bush)

By Platypus on Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 01:14 am:

    eri:

    email me, and i will teach you the way of the tofu.

    (and all the good brands of vegan/vegetarian meat alternatives, like the KICK ASS "meatballs" i had last night)

By semillama on Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 10:04 am:

    mmmmmmm, hot dogs!!!!

By Spider on Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 10:51 am:

    So...it's not safe for work?


    (Ew, someone just walked by with really strong perfume on, and I can taste it when I inhale!)

By TBone on Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 11:00 am:

    That made my day in so many ways.
    .
    I gotta go doody.

By semillama on Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 11:23 am:

    well, it depends on your work.

    If your co-workers would be offended by puppet sex, then yes, it's inappropriate for work.

By Spider on Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 12:08 pm:

    It's not the co-workers I'm worried about, it's the network filter. I couldn't get into John Kricfalusi's site, for pete's sake, that's how sensitive the freaking thing is.

By sarah on Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 12:12 pm:


    holy

    mother

    fuck







By Antigone on Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 12:43 pm:

    Hey, TBone...how did it go in there?

By Spider on Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 01:37 pm:

By Antigone on Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 02:39 pm:

By semillama on Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 03:48 pm:

    i could shake that bastard all day long

By J on Saturday, December 13, 2003 - 12:18 am:

    That's what she said.

By J on Thursday, February 26, 2004 - 04:23 pm:

By Moneyforchildren on Tuesday, March 22, 2005 - 12:03 pm:

    Vernon Chatman never wrote for the Letterman Show. His credits include - The Wayans Show, Conan O'Brien, Chris Rock Show, The Downer Channel, South Park, That's My Bush -- He created Doggyfizzle Telefizzle TV for MTV and Wonder Showzen (originally titled Kids Show Pilot for USA Networks). Vernon also was a writer on The Jackass Movie. MTV made 8 episodes of Wonder Showzen and is planning on extending the order. Vernon is the voice of Towlie on South Park. If you really love the show please go to the MTV web site and say so on thier message boards. This show is a bear to get onto the air and they need all the support with the MTV brass you can spare.

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