Quagtallius


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By TBone on Tuesday, January 4, 2005 - 07:00 pm:

    The only way out for Quagtallius was through the sceptodrome, which
    was heavily guarded by a fully strobarved unit of cyber hockey warriors.
    Quagtallius remembered what his instructor, Zip-zaggle X, had taught him
    about these types of situations: remain percebulant and the escape will
    find itself. No such transfolleries were executed, therefore, only the
    japple was left to fulfill itself. Upon returning to the mothership, the
    Golgaflop, Quagtallius was quick to reveal the lashing secrets that had
    been lurking about for so long. His bagjins listened with crafty ear, so
    as to not let the information slokon away like fliptackles on a mesopact.
    Vocket-schat had a question as to how such a procedure of destroyance was
    to occur with the cellunorg unit fully intact while Stwatchig troopers
    circulated its main unit. "It can be done, for no longer shall the
    Poblaunictics of terror reign in glee", said Quagtallius. "How shall one
    go about without thy proper stictactulates, which can only be obtained by
    crossing the Sea of Scabbopolia", Vocket-schat wailed in reply. "I know of
    one who may be of great assistance," spoke Jelivaksee in admistiab, "for
    he has been in all such places of terror around the entire Slidabakavich
    territories, surely he can help us" "Give thy name of such a man so we may
    beckon him at once", they all spouted out. "He has a quite peculiar and
    stropatic name, no one has ever known where he is from, or where he has
    acquired such a strange name" Jelibaksee replied. "He is the only man of
    such a name, he goes by: MATT". All were in great shocked and
    explanchicated a whalerrant of ghasping at such a name. Never, amongst all
    that corduvibed among the Golgaflop, had anyone heard of such a strange
    name.

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