Quagtallius

The only way out for Quagtallius was through the sceptodrome, which was heavily guarded by a fully strobarved unit of cyber hockey warriors. Quagtallius remembered what his instructor, Zip-zaggle X, had taught him about these types of situations: remain percebulant and the escape will find itself. No such transfolleries were executed, therefore, only the japple was left to fulfill itself. Upon returning to the mothership, the Golgaflop, Quagtallius was quick to reveal the lashing secrets that had been lurking about for so long. His bagjins listened with crafty ear, so as to not let the information slokon away like fliptackles on a mesopact. Vocket-schat had a question as to how such a procedure of destroyance was to occur with the cellunorg unit fully intact while Stwatchig troopers circulated its main unit. "It can be done, for no longer shall the Poblaunictics of terror reign in glee", said Quagtallius. "How shall one go about without thy proper stictactulates, which can only be obtained by crossing the Sea of Scabbopolia", Vocket-schat wailed in reply. "I know of one who may be of great assistance," spoke Jelivaksee in admistiab, "for he has been in all such places of terror around the entire Slidabakavich territories, surely he can help us" "Give thy name of such a man so we may beckon him at once", they all spouted out. "He has a quite peculiar and stropatic name, no one has ever known where he is from, or where he has acquired such a strange name" Jelibaksee replied. "He is the only man of such a name, he goes by: MATT". All were in great shocked and explanchicated a whalerrant of ghasping at such a name. Never, amongst all that corduvibed among the Golgaflop, had anyone heard of such a strange name. Send this to like a million people in four minutes and two lesbians will flanjactize on your screen right after. Make sure you do it though, it is really cool. It also brings you good luck too, because there was this one guy who did it, and right after he got the lesbian flanjactization, he found a million dollars sitting under his keyboard. Everyone misplaces that kind of cash, you say? Oh no, not this guy, because he spends all of his money on hospitol bills, trying to save his brother, who didn't send this to a million people and was raped and mutilated by a wild pack of YeKKiballed Canadian Geese, that took out his eyeballs and replaced them with used car parts. Trust me, this is real. flanjactize means, "to play hop-skotch while invisible " zippy dippy matt