What are you doing? What have you been doing? Where are you living now? give me details!

i'm finally back online. sorry about the unexplained absence. i did alot of destructive stuff. i better stay here and keep myself out of trouble.

Okay, so what have you been up to? And where are you? Still in Iowa? When are you going to be back in California? I would love to meet you, you crack me up! Do you have a picture? For some reason I have this picture of you stuck in my head, but I don't think that you really look like that. Did that make sense? It doesn't matter, send me a picture!

still in iowa and have decided to stay until my last child is out the door. one reason being, i have custody in iowa and she won't come here. she has 2 warrants that will remain active for the next 6 1/2 years. my daughter will be 18 in 6 years & 15 days. no pictures, sorry, i look like that fat guy on the subway sandwich commercials...except i weigh 907lbs. more than him and make the elephant man look sexy. no really i'll send a picture along with my bomb car photos once i complete that project. in fact it would be fun to hear what anyone's mental picture of me is. at this exact moment i'm sitting here with a furnance repair man fixing my blower motor. a mouse climbed in it and locked it up, it began burning and smoking the house thru the vents. i'm glad i was home to shut it off. i would be devastated to come home and find my cat and dogs dead. i've never had wild rodents in my house before. i'm going to run and get traps now.

My mental image of you: My first boyfriend... Don't ask me why, but you have always been him in my head.

come to think of it, why isn't my cat getting these mice? i better go to talk to her. she is responsible for my "homeland security".

your first boyfriend, like age 13?

Well techinically, my first boyfriend was when I was 8, but this is the first boyfriend that I really liked. I was 15. So there.

I got pregnant at 19,boy was I stupid

i've never been pregnant.

Have you ever LOOKED pregnant, though? THere's another joke for you. Get one of those maternity vest things for PC guys and wear it around. Have friends take photos of you standing really close to people.

I hate that when I post all tanked up,just ignore it.

i remember in basic training when we had to stand very close, at attention in line for meals. there was always some dumbass that would over-do it and rub their crotch on your ass while breathing hot air on your neck.

did they do it on purpose?

probably, but now they have the "Don't ask don't tell,now get your dick away from my ass policy"

That sounds like a smart move... so I'm at home sick with Strep Throat... I hate it! It feels like I have razor blades stuck in my throat or like I'm choking on splinters. I don't think I've ever had this before. It sucks. I took half of Monday off, and yesterday off completely. I thought I could handled going back to work, but I ended up taking another half day today. I am not going in tomorrow. How the hell did I get strep throat? I don't even know anyone else who has it... The only thing that seems to help is hot tea, but even that only helps for a short time. Is there anything that I can take that will help with the pain? And I'm very congested, which makes this all so much more worse. What is the best decongestant available without a prescription? Could I get sick from becoming a lush? just wondering...

Get the Have A Heart traps. Then show the mouse to the cat and free it away from your house. The cat will get the idea. And, the mouse won't like it.