The Bible

sorabji.com: Best book you've ever read: The Bible
By Satan on Thursday, July 27, 2000 - 05:47 pm:

    Funniest thing I ever read!

By God on Thursday, July 27, 2000 - 05:57 pm:

    Fuck you, you ass

By Satan on Friday, July 28, 2000 - 10:56 am:

    DID YOU TAKE MY SEVERED HEAD?

By Zephyr on Friday, July 28, 2000 - 02:46 pm:

    Actually, if "satan" hadn't endorsed the bible as a source of entertainment due to its incredible idiocy....I might agree on the funny comment.

    Oh, and Nate, don't play god. You saw what happened to Doctor Frankenstein...

By Jesus on Friday, July 28, 2000 - 02:58 pm:

    Could y'all just stop arguing?

By Satan on Friday, July 28, 2000 - 03:05 pm:

    JESUS, SHUT THE HELL UP!

By Zephyr on Friday, July 28, 2000 - 03:49 pm:

    Jesus! You're back!

By Zeus on Tuesday, August 1, 2000 - 01:56 am:

    none of you exist.
    shut up.

    or risk lightning up the ass.

By Juno on Tuesday, August 1, 2000 - 12:20 pm:

    What took you so long?

By Satan on Tuesday, August 1, 2000 - 02:34 pm:

    I AM BACK

By The Rev. Semillama on Tuesday, August 1, 2000 - 08:33 pm:

    You may be satan, but "Bob" sold you that bogus hoof polisher and keeps beating you at poker. Plus, you can't keep him in hell, no matter how many times he gets reincarnated as a fruit fly.

    Unlike the so-called Prince of Darkness here (and I looked him up in "Who's Who in the Nether Regions" - turns out he's just a minor Supersonic Aluminum Nazi Hell Creature beaurocrat in the stalgtite division, Hollow Earth), The Great Dobbs only cares about sins if they are PROFITABLE. And the only severed head I care about is that of Arnold Palmer's.

By Zephyr on Wednesday, August 2, 2000 - 12:48 am:

    Semi, you kick ass.