A classic. Really. This book should be required seventh grade reading. Screw Great Expectations. This book has it all.

i liked it...

wiseass.

Could we be lucky enough to have two Nates? What is the collective noun for a group of Nates anyway? An assload of Nates?

I think it would, indeed, be an assload.

Nate. Plural as singular. goddamnit. and assload is a misrepresentation. it's hole. hole, fools.

Kind of like moose?

moosehole?

No, moose singular is moose plural!

Shut up you mooseholes!

Fuck you, you moosehole!

Moose off fuckhole! (I defy you to top that)

So what's a group of Moose? It's not Moose. You wouldn't say a Moose of Moose. So, nate, are you suggesting that it's an asshole of nate, or a hole of nate? I think I do prefer an Assload of Nate. Don't we all want an assload of nate?

You mean like pod or litter or herd? I don't know. I'll ask the tourism centre!

i don't really want an assload of nate no offense

Oh, I do...That would make my day.

hmm. this conversation is reminding me of asssex. assfull of nate load?

Oh, my.

see? that's what i thought it meant

Dustin Hoffman (also a sweet Jew!ehe) gave a splendid performance as Lenny Bruce (born Leonard Alfred Schneider) in "Lenny." Further proof that Jews are synonymous with comedy!! From Woody Allen (born Konigsberg) to Mel Brooks (Kaminsky), from The Three Stooges to The Marx Brothers, from Howard Stern to Jerry Seinfeld, from George Burns (Nathan Birnbaum) to Jack Benny (Benjamin Kubelsky), nobody does "the funny" better than the Jews!eheh Nater (or is that Nate?eh), how's my favorite humorless SHABBES GOY doing!?ehehee