ARNAGEDDIB US GOD-AWFUL / ZORRO RULES !!!


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By Todd Michael Wiseman on Friday, July 24, 1998 - 12:16 pm:
    live tyler just is NOT pretty im sorry (4 her) but she is not she's too damn tall and has no curves / the ''love'' and use the term loosely here story of her and her flavor 'o the week guy is preposterous el zero chemistry not a bit.

    bruce willis sells out bigtime 4 this turkey FX a joke/ billy bubba thornton a cardboard character/
    crowd around me yawns thru this LONG bore of a film. ...... ZORRO RULES !! polar opposite of the above , GENUINE actors make it a HIT excellent casting keen 007 direction and a Tony Hopkins jumpin around like a guy half his age WOW !! kidz luv it I luved it YOU WILL LUV IT !!

    great action not too long/ Cathy Jones babe-a-lishus mmmmmMMMMMMM early cameo by Alan Rickman??? of Die Hard fame (remembes Hans Gruber)

    will c this 1 AGAIN definately. sequel n the wings no doubt / charming good spirited movie they should b making them like this one


    Todd Michael Wiseman
    Ohio Univ Dept of Cinema
    740/446/3908

By PetRock on Friday, July 24, 1998 - 01:11 pm:
    Shouldn't this have been posted in Drunken Ramblings???

    Just WHAT are you trying to say? (LIVE Tyler? Who might that be?)

    Film student, eh? Maybe remedial film school....

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Friday, July 24, 1998 - 02:29 pm:
    PetRock: Liv Tyler is Aerosmith's Steven Tyler's daughter. She's in Armageddon. And contrary to Mr. Not-so-wiseman, she is quite stunning. Not being voluptuous does not make someone not pretty. She has a gorgeous face. Yeah, I know, I'm a nancy boy, but I know a good looking dame when I see one.

By Quidam on Friday, July 24, 1998 - 07:43 pm:
    I'm curious why he thinks there's a sequel in the wings...

    I dunno, it seemed pretty final to me. But then again, it's hollywood. Maybe next time it could be a giant asteroid hurtling toward earth with Godzilla inside?

    "Get me that oil driller guy on the phone again. It's another metor. You know, you'd think NASA would have some people to handle this sort of thing."

    "Bah! Brains be damned! This is exactly the kind of thing oil workers train for! To the batcave!"


By PetRock on Saturday, July 25, 1998 - 08:21 pm:
    ah Jim-babe....I knew that....I just didn't know who LIVE Tyler was....know what I mean? (In other words, I was being a smartass again....hehe)

    Todd Michael Wiseman ain't quite so smart, is he?

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Saturday, July 25, 1998 - 08:29 pm:
    PetRock: *DUH* Didn't even see the LIVE til I looked at it just now.


By WaterKitten on Tuesday, November 24, 1998 - 06:03 pm:

    Armageddon was a geat movie!! Liv wasn't a very good actress in the few parts she did have on screen though. "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" is a beautiful song and it's sweet that Tyler did the song for his daughter.